today’s other audience participation

Show me us your tan lines!


(What? Well, no, I don’t really expect any responses.)
This is just a tweak for Missy to finally get off her duff and identify the feet in her shooze post.

Finish your assignment! »
On the other hand, there are some tan lines I’d very much like to see.
My private email addy’s on the side bar. Just sayin’.
[ducks multiple slaps]
Hey! It’s Summer! And it’s not like I haven’t seen it before!
[unsuccessfully ducks multiple slaps]

OPEN THREAD

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16 Comments!

  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:49 am |

    You forgot redneck ones:

    The shooze! Oh yea! I got a few stragglers to add too….just been slammed! ( I wasn’t blowing anyone off I swear! )

  2. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 10:05 am |

    Uhm,
    I’m gonna go with the “very busy” definition of “slammed,” here, boss.

  3. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    ^ Oh I WISH!

  4. mojo
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:28 am |

    Me, I have the fabulous “Computer Room tan”…

  5. katzemeow
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:56 am |

    I too have a “computer programer” tan. I have skin so pale that even when tan it’s white or cooked lobster color.

  6. MCPO
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:12 pm |

    The scuba tan is very similar to my golfer’s tan, except for the tan lines on my ankles from the “shorty socks”.

  7. geezerette
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm |

    And your golf glove hand— than there’s the thong tan line–

  8. TimO
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 1:46 pm |

    That’s one of the nice things about living in Florida — you can see tan lines all year ’round.

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 2:18 pm |

    Funny, reminds me of life back on the ole Kentucky farm. When my cousin and I were around 14, we were taught to drive the tractors and go into the fields all day with the adult men. They always wore short sleeve shirts, jeans and caps.
    My cousin and I just wore jeans, boots, no shirt and often no caps. That plus swimming in the lakes and Ohio River made us tanned dark brown all over cept for the shorts area. My uncles, however, when they washed next to the wells w hand pumps had brown arms and faces, except for their foreheads because of the caps they wore.

    We called them “half-breeds” because of the contrasts of their pearly-white torsos and upper arms and their partial tans of faces and arms…..We laughed our asses off even when it got old——-self-impressed comics that we were…..

    Natch, now this self-impressed comic likely makes the monthly car payments for the dermatologist I regularly fucking visit………………meh

  10. Fat Baxter
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 3:29 pm |

    Attention, ladies!

    Cruel shoe alert:
    http://cowboyblob.blogspot.com/2012/06/cruel-shoes.html

  11. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 4:36 pm |

    FB (10)
    I see your cruel shoes
    and raise you a pair of low-riders,
    which I actually like … a lot.

  12. PeggyU
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:31 pm |

    Washington programmers are paler still.

  13. mech
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:50 pm |

    Yes, we need more of the ladies’ samples to admire evaluate.

  14. Justin Credible
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm |

    For the open thread:

    A national Latino group arranged to have Teh iWun speak to them after a lunch function.

    Their rubber chicken was pre-cut — no knives allowed — and their forks were collected before Obama would enter the room:
    http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/06/forkless-friday-at-obama-event-127056.html

    A repercussion of Fast and Furious?

  15. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:41 pm |

    There’s fish in the bottom of the Marianas Trench tanner than I….

  16. Sven in Colorado
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 7:35 am |

    Like the good Colonel, I have some skin issues…my primary care doc has ID’d one in particular that concerns him. Comes from living most of my life at a mile high or more and not believing in sun screen…..Heh.

    I normally have the “fly-fisherman tan” which is hands and lower arms, neck, face complete with reverse racoon eyes. The rest of this ol’ aging body — lilly white.

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