mockery war
Those wacky kidz are playing a game on that Tweeter thing. It’s called #QuestionsThatStumpMitt .
Here’s some of their answers:
What does dog taste like?
What’s your favorite kind if Choom?
What is Obama’s greatest legacy to America?
I think you get the idea….
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What does dog taste like?
- Like “Third World” toddler.
What’s your favorite kind if Choom?
The kind that makes OWS nitwits all dizzy and confused and easy to round up.
What is Obama’s greatest legacy to America?
That he’s totally demolished the idea that “crony socialist” economic policies are effective.
“What’s your web site number?”
I don’t twit, so …
• What’s it like to have a polygamous parent?
• Who were your composite girlfriend?
• How many times a day do Mormons pray?
• Is it better to grow up in Mexico or Malaysia?
• Which is better for standing on, a cotton or a nylon flag?
etc.
Will you be recommending Debbie Wasserman Shultz as head of the RNC when she comes available this fall?
Were you upset when you went into the liquor store and saw “Five Wives Vodka”?
What’s the capital of “State #52″?
Name a job that isn’t above Obama’s pay grade.
What tools do you need for a shovel ready job?
How do you say “Corpsman” ?
• Do you expect your golf handicap to rise or fall during your administration?
• What musical instrument was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named after? (alt.) Was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named Sillius Sodus or Biggus Dickus?
• Do you intend to compete with Carter for the title “worst president, ever?”
• Has your staff sworn an oath to moon the official portrait of Obama?
etc.
What is the plural of *I* ? [tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock....]
Name a pastor that you could disown as readily as your white grandmother.
Does a pat of the hand or a smile work better when condescending to white folk?
What size boob belt does your wife wear?
I saw that Twitter thread earlier in the day, and someone commented about how the progs just NEVER learn that they can’t win these slap-fests (mainly ‘cuz they just don’t have a sense of humour).
And this post proves it. Some real good ones here. (Nasty one, too.)
For which is the US Constitution better suited: restricting authority of the federal government or removing Klingons from the orbit of Uranus?
When do you lovingly stroke the hair of a self-important Hollywood twit, before or after you’ve used him to raise millions of campaign funds then buggered him?
Which of these words doesn’t belong?
1. Usurper
2. Traitor
3. Marxist
4. Community Organizer
5. American
After your nomination, will your wife finally be proud of America?
“How do you get through a wide and tall iron gate with an umbrella?” [...an No, OBoBo, Mitt won`t say, "Give it to one of my wives". Neither-------you dumbass Kenyan Beta bonobo...]
Does Mooochelle ever let you don the strapon?
1. Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
2. How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the Ark?
I got nothing.