Teh Noo Civility

grrrrrrrrrr

I have a different take on some words. The “C-word” simply demonstrates the limited functionality of he who uses it. It results in an *eyeroll* and a refusal to engage with that person further.

The “B-word” indicates states flat out an intention to dominate me. Them’s fightin’ words.

And so we have Executive Director of the DNC Patrick Gaspard who tweeted this.

“it’s constitutional. Bitches.”

Nevermind that this individual’s nuanced comprehension of Constitutionality or lack thereof rivals that of a puppy. He is in charge of one of the Two Major Parties running this goat rope country.

This bodes ill for any adult solutions to, well… anything.

Usually I don’t steal homage this badly, but this needs to be spread around so people know who they’re dealing with: So spread it around.

Ace

23 Comments!

  1. Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:20 am |

    Face Booking Now……. These people are such Children!

  2. Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:40 am |

    Meh… little bitches need a damn good whacking!

    The C Word Song by Hog Whitman

  3. Paladin
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:41 am |

    In other, unrelated, news: The Romney campaign just raised $1,000,000 in the last 1.5 hours.

  4. Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:42 am |

    You know what else is constitutional?

    Replacing Democrats via election.

    Increasing the size of the SCOTUS, and appointing three new conservative judges.

    Adding an amendment that allows Americans to shoot Democrats.

    All sorts of things are constitutional. Doesn’t make them good ideas.

  5. MikeG
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 11:05 am |

    I’m gonna need a bit to sort this shit out and find out what it means. Might be a bit before I am capable of rational thought again. Part of me wants to give more urgency to losing weight, and getting in tip top shape, so if I have to pay for this shit, at least I might be healthy enough to be able to avoid the clusterfuck that will soon pass for “healthcare” in this country.

    Then there is the part that wants to drink, smoke, party, sleep around with strange women, and have as much fun as possible before checking out sooner than I had planned.

    Aw Crap. I gots morals.

    Maybe its more salads and excersize for me. Though I might revisit the possibility of “malicious compliance.”

  6. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 11:17 am |

    “it’s constitutional. Bitches peasants.”
    There, fixed it.

  7. Sigivald
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 12:26 pm |

    “The Commerce Clause actually limits the Government, Bastard.”

  8. ZZMike
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 1:03 pm |

    Typical liberal jackass.

    Our mission, should we decide to accept it, is to purge Congress of liberals. The Other Side does not fight nicely (I doubt they would even consider such a thing); neither should we. This has become a cage fight.

    Romney raises $1.5 million off of court ruling

  9. geezerette
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 1:06 pm |

    So it’s no more N word and the B word takes it’s place? One thing for sure this fine gentleman is articulate and clean.

  10. mojo
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 1:12 pm |

    So…

    Is “slut” good or bad this week?

  11. Paladin
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 1:43 pm |

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtNr5-up0U

  12. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm |

    I swan, I just do not comprehend the utility of Twitter and/or Facebook. I like email from its get-go. A swift way to talk to my friends and get replys; that is nice. I consider myself fortunate to have been raised in the era that I was. It was a smaller and friendly culture when the only computer was prolly at Bletchley Park! I bought my 1st computer (an IBM…) in 1986. There was no internet yet, but it was satisfying to write letters and have an easy-peasy calculating machine at home + I finally scored the benefit of 2 fucking years of typing in High School. I was a QWERTY Cro-Magnon competing with *pint of Whiteout* Neanderthals!

    I loved(still do…) when the inner-pipes were laid all over the Blue Marble and I would get emails that were often like a short novel, informative and as often a riot to read and reply to.

    BUT, along came Facebook/Twitter. I tried Facebook, concluded that its main dealio was the accumulation of 50,000 fucking *friends* who were not—-and that it would bust my budget sending fucking holiday cards………..? Twitter? It`s like a Facebook/email where I have to learn how to spell in text and limit my *amazing jokes and huuggee store of knowledge* to sumfin like a hunnert n 4ort-teen nonwords??? And the ree-ward? Thousands of more fucking *friends* that I got no time to bond with…..or the desire to… Soooo, I gaffed both of them off! And glad I did.

    I may get interested, when *they* come out with the little “Star Trek Transmit/receive badges” I can pin to the front of my seersucker short-sleeve shirts an shoot the shit w pals n ginchI who love/like this child w/o trying to sell me no cases of Valu-Rite Vodka along w a life insurance policy that don`t require no medical exam………..Or—-pimp me for no Reverse Mortgage wif them gittin the fucking house!

    HOWEVER, in order to be *modern*, I might entertain a screen w 2-way comm and an a *video save* feature in my shower stall—-and *Hers*….

    But. That. Is. All.

  13. Posted June 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm |

    For the first time in his entire adult life, Patrick Gaspard used the word “constitutional” today.

    P.s. why is it that all of these clowns have such pussy french names?

  14. AZHolmes
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm |

    MikeG,

    So far today, I ordered a shirt from CafePress that says “The Founders would be shooting by now” (where have you heard that?), and thought that maybe it’s time to get back in shape. My reasoning is to be prepared for the upcoming “aggression”. But, you didn’t hear me say that…

    GMT(almost)A

  15. Merovign
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 3:15 pm |

    I will be telling everyone: THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK OF YOU.

    Especially “liberals” who opposed Ocare.

  16. joe
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 3:26 pm |

    “I swan,”……………

    Colonel Jerry, I haven’t heard that since my old uncle died…..

  17. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 6:53 pm |

    How sad that the first thing these people think of when something supposedly GOOD for them is US

  18. Posted June 28, 2012 at 8:00 pm |

    ^^ yup Sondra, “US”, instead of us, or U.S……….

  19. Posted June 28, 2012 at 8:03 pm |

    Happy notes…. Mervign…. You Kitteh? Adorable! My Lovely of 3 years, going to Austria for two weeks, my artist Son is giving her a Mohawk! I can’t watch…….

  20. Merovign
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 9:36 pm |

    NO! Do Not Mohawk Kitteh!!!

  21. N.O'Really
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 9:48 pm |

    Teh iWun decided to play, too:

    Still a BFD: OFA.BO/ayPgAZ

  22. ZZMike
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 9:48 pm |

    COL Jerry: We agree on the utility of Facebook. I don’t get it. “Hey! I’m in the store now!!!”

    Twitter is even more pointless. It seems to be a way to send meaningless comments to uninterested strangers whose entire life consists of constantly checking cryptic comments on clumsy little keyboards connected to dinky little displays.

    Don’t get me started on cellphone people who think the world is their phone box.

    (My latest invention: in order to provide a quiet, secure place for people to make & take phone calls out in public, I’ve invented a little enclosure, about the size and shape of a porta-potty – except with glass windows. They’d be set up in strategic locations throughout the city. The idea is, you step inside, close the door, and call away.

    I’ve been thinking of calling them “phone booths”.

  23. DougM (jackassophobe)
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:49 pm |

    More twittery:

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