ToDaZeD Life In Teh Country™ Product Endorsement

22 Comments!

  1. Fat Baxter
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 10:18 pm |

    Please note this is not as effective as voting the bastards out of office in November.

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 10:28 pm |

    Tomato juice!

  3. mech
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 10:34 pm |

    That’s not enough for 2700 pages. Much less for the 13,000 pages (so far) to enact the thing.

    (one page per new irs agent?)

    sorry, on a different tangent there.

    But it doesn’t remove le odor from le skunk. . .

  4. mech
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 10:35 pm |

    What? Did teh precedent visit your neck of the woods?

  5. SondraK on a Crappy Laptop at the Asylum
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 10:52 pm |

    Oh man….yikes.
    We used this when Odin rolled in dead salmon one time.
    Yea, it works.

    So was it the weener or the Pink One?

  6. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 11:01 pm |

    • So, how ya s’post’a get the dadburn skunk to drink it?

    • Bah, tryin’ to rub it on the dadburn skunk just makes things a darn sight worse!

  7. Hopefulone
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 5:26 am |

    Can it be applied on a whole country, if Romney doesn’t throw the election?

  8. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 7:07 am |

    The Pink one, in the weeds, behind the lake….

    at just-dark.

    This. Stuff. WORKS!!!

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:00 am |

    Perhaps Pepe La Phew`s “Sure-Fuck Cologne”?

  10. Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:27 am |

    Jerry: Tomato juice actually helps set the odor permanently.

    This bad advice was due to a mistake in figuring out the chemical composition of the substance responsible for the odor.

    This more modern concoction would be more effective:

    http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Removal_of_Skunk_Odor/Removing_Odor

  11. Posted July 8, 2012 at 11:06 am |

    I’ve used NM on pet odors in their beds before a regular washing. It really works!

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 11:35 am |

    Taking the optimistic view here, we’ll need a few tanker truck full to spray the Senate & White House after the election.

  13. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm |

    Thanx Kristophr,

    I was using the standard on our farm, as a kid in the 40s & 50s. I am thankful because there ain`t nothing so revolting as pouring tomato juice on one`s body………Even IN the body, tomato juice needs abundant amounts of Vodka!!!

    However, since the time I crushed my face; pushed it back 3/4th of an inch ina my skull, I got no sense of smell anymore since I busted the wiring…. sooo, skunks got no defense agin this child…..

  14. Melissa In Texas
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 2:05 pm |

    That it works is a wonderful thing, as we have skunks around here too. I will keep this in mind!
    My gramma used to call ‘em sachet kitties

  15. JoeBandMember
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 3:45 pm |

    Are you growing indoor gardens again?

  16. Posted July 8, 2012 at 4:02 pm |

    Oh, By the Bye…… Wifey, who did a “Faux Hawk”, before her trip to Austria….. Is currently dyeing said haircut Blond…… Prayers for me please?

    MasterChief, Gregor, Stephen and AWM will see it on my FB…… She can pull it off………

    I shall now prance like Pepe’ Le Peau!

  17. Posted July 8, 2012 at 6:00 pm |

    Speaking as a technology midget here, I was wondering if any of you photoshop pros could do a little magic with that photo and do that cross out editing thing to the above picture …crossing out “skunk” and putting “Obama” next to it.

    :)

  18. The Ugly American
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 6:14 pm |

    Used this for my dog/skunk encounter a few months back.

    Worked like a charm though I do recommend a vinegar/water 50/50 rinse afterwards.

  19. mech
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm |

    What is anyone’s favorite cat urine solution for indoor carpet?

    There is a continuing challenge at my mom’s house. My next attempt will be hydrogen peroxide saturation and my shiny new stainless shop vac.

  20. The Ugly American
    Posted July 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm |

    My favorite cat urine solution is to get rid of the cat.

    Sorry, but I just cannot abide a spraying feline ;-)

  21. mech
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 6:03 am |

    Even if the kitty goes, the spot has to be cleaned.

    There was a death in the family and all were stressed, the pets just don’t seem to communicate like we do. So they spent some weeks outside

  22. Chris in NC
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 7:44 pm |

    I’ll add mine in. Stupid Min Pin/Terrier mix decided that Mr. Skunk was his friend. Full on direct hit. This stuff took it out. Worked wonderfully. Wholehearted endorsement!

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