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Vote for me or I’ll eat this dog!

thanks Claire!

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16 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

    Could we maybe have a new award?

    The “Eating the Dog” award — bestowed for conduct deserving it….

  2. Caged Insanity
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 6:51 pm |

    “OH DAYUM! Who needs a diaper change!?”

  3. mech
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 7:17 pm |

    Thought he was reading to the dog: “Vote for me or I’ll eat this kid!”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    . . .when she wakes up in the morning. . .

    then he eats the microphone instead of either the kid or dog.

  4. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 8:27 pm |

    “And then, then Kenyan lion roared and ate the American French dog…..”

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 8:58 pm |

    I have often thought Uhbama’s speech voice sounds like a braying donkey, but BO thinks it sounds like a dog barking at the moon. Notice the rapt attention.
    BO understands the speeches.
    BO repeated a speech at two a.m. last night, resulting in the following exchange the next morning:
    “Michelle, you can’t beat him with a microphone – I need that.”
    “No, not the dog… the microphone!!”

  6. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 9:10 pm |

    • Suck on that magic mike.
    • Practicing for karaoke night
    • She pulled the embedded mike out of his mouth
    • The dog peeeed on the TOTUSsssssss !

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm |

    ^Doug (6) She pulled the embedded mike out of his mouth
    !!ROTF here boss.

  8. Spin
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 11:23 pm |

    Moosechelle’s thought bubble:
    AMEN brother, amen

  9. JoeBandMember®
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 5:31 am |

    “That &%$#@!? Clinton still hasn’t gotten over the time I though his saxophone was a gold plated urinal!”

  10. LoudLight
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 5:57 am |

    Chicken Sneeze?

  11. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 7:06 am |

    LIE??? ME???? BBBWWWWWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!! (snerk….)

    fingers crossed…..

  12. The Watcher
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 10:17 am |

    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

    Take Kaopectate(tm).

  13. idahohunter
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 3:36 pm |

    I don’t care how pink and pretty it is. Stop playing with it!

  14. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 4:15 pm |

    That’s all I need.
    … and this microphone.

  15. PeggyU
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 10:25 pm |

    ^ Which one is shithead?

  16. Oz
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 6:52 pm |

    Which one?

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