Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef … but al-Asiri apparently had fellow jihadis repeatedly sodomize him to “widen” his anus in order to accommodate the explosives — all in accordance with the fatwas … of Islamic clerics. [more]
Allah wants you to get sodomized so you can shove explosives up your butt and kill people?
Why don’t real Muslims burn these creeps at the stake for blasphemy?
(What? Oh, right. The joke thing.)
• The means justifies the end.
• Goatse, goat do.
• Take one for Mohammad.
• The terrorist motto: Bung ho!
• An anus is a terrible thing to waste.
and, of course…
• Blow it out your @$$, you cretinous, barbaric, vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous perverts!
Surely, you have a few, too (hopefully better ones).
Justin Credible
Forgot the most obvious one.
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I dunno…”bung ho” kinda kilt me:-)
Pity the poor terrorist; the helpless butt of a thousand bum jokes!
Same shit, different day.
How’s that explain the donkey fucking in Iraq caught on night vision cameras by some of our troops with night vision cameras? I haven’t heard of any ‘splodeydonkeys.
And Arafat never ‘sploded, but he howled a lot at night according to some who were ‘close’ to him.
“Honest, he was just trying to help me over the fence.”
Didn’t even wait for the fire from Heaven, he went the way of sodom and gomorrah on himself.
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Location, location, location!
– Achmed, the dead terrorist
Cue Yusef Islam a.k.a. muzzi convert Cat Stevens, covering a Johnny Rivers tune- Secret Anus Man
“They’re giving you a numb butt and taking you away on a plane”
Whatever you do, don’t pull his finger …
Know the difference between a Suicide bomber & a refridgerator?
The refridgerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
Honestly officer, I was just trying to jump-start him
Seriously folks, doesn’t this show what the Muslim men are all about, and why the Democrats love Islam so much?
And doesn’t it also serve to verify the Larry Sinclair story?
These are very sick bastards we are dealing with here.
All in all, more prophecy playing out, right before our eyes.
Will November get here?
Look out for Numb-Butt-a-Bomb 2 !
Ooooh, you guys are goooood.
1. Buy EXLAX constipation medicine; swallow entire contents!
2. Eat 4 cans of C-ration HAM & LIMAs, immediately!
I guarantee a fucking HUGE bowel movement within hours!!!!!!!
Further, afterwards? You will be able to slide (without any lube…) a fucking
81MILLIMETER MORTAR SHELL up your asshole without assistance!!!!!!!!
(…Allah willing…)
And I thought drill sergeants were a pain in the butt…
“Bung-zai!”
Butt, butt, butt….. I got nuffin.
He forgot the old hadith: “For breeding, a woman; for pleasure a boy; for ecstasy, a melon — but to prepare best for jihad, let the melon be on top…”
Ass not what your country can do for you…
Bungzinga?? Blow hole?
What, do they not have pickle parks in jihadi lands?
So he had to devise a plan to carry an ass bomb as an excuse to get some vigorous butt love?
Is stoning that much worse than buggery?
I was thinking of the failed Northwest Airlines underwear bomber earlier. Plus, I hope no one thought I was making fun of Johnny Rivers.
Still half believing the story. If more jihadis take al-Asiri’s path we’ll have to change the meaning of a stool pigeon.
Welp, Major League Baseball has designated hitters, so why not designated sodomizers for out little muslim brothers? I mean, the sodomizers would have to be ‘heavy hitters’, or what’s the point? No needle dicks allowed here, or what would be the point? They’d have to be swinging for the bleachers every time.
I wonder what that job pays? I know some of the MLB guys are making upwards of $1,000.000/yr so it should be pretty good. I wonder if they test for steroids?
And why not just use a lightbulb, or something instead? Oh yeah, nothing butt them twisty bulbs left anymore. I suppose you could twist one of them up there, but you’d have to be reeeeeal careful when you did or you’d waste another jihadi… not to mention the EPA clean-up afterwards.
I managed to obtain one of their early training films here…
^ I have a 3′ length of 4″ pipe with a pointy cap on the end that I be happy to utilize in case my dick’s too small. When I’m done, they could stick a hellfire missile in there.
Penis.
If they do that I suppose we’ll all have to have a procto b/4 boarding a plane.
Rectum? Hell, it almost KILLED him!
If they do that I suppose we’ll all have to have a procto b/4 boarding a plane.
Only if DHS continues to run amuck. Of course we’d need a change in administrations and a major Executive crackdown for it to stop.
And all this time I thought circumcision was asking a lot. At least it’s once and done.
^ At least it’s once and done.
So is being serially buggered and then having explosives shoved up your ass.
Laugh all you want but now he is in Paradise enjoying his 72 virgins and their strap on tools.
WWMDD?- “What would Mohammed doo doo?” Argh! I can’t stop.
“Does this limpet mine make my ass look fat?”
Well ya know if it vibrates
Huh oh was just kinda thinking there—