Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef … but al-Asiri apparently had fellow jihadis repeatedly sodomize him to “widen” his anus in order to accommodate the explosives — all in accordance with the fatwas … of Islamic clerics. [more]
Allah wants you to get sodomized so you can shove explosives up your butt and kill people?
Why don’t real Muslims burn these creeps at the stake for blasphemy?
(What? Oh, right. The joke thing.)
• The means justifies the end.
• Goatse, goat do.
• Take one for Mohammad.
• The terrorist motto: Bung ho!
• An anus is a terrible thing to waste.
and, of course…
• Blow it out your @$$, you cretinous, barbaric, vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous perverts!
Surely, you have a few, too (hopefully better ones).
Forgot the most obvious one.