tonight’s audience participation

If you could own your dream business what would your slogan be?

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22 Comments!

  1. PeggyU
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 6:27 pm |

    Dream business? I can’t speak for myself, but one of my husband’s friends wants to manufacture guns and call his company the Kindness Gun Co. Of course, the slogan would be … “Kill them with Kindness”.

  2. S2
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm |

    We can have it for you tomorrow, or we can have it for you done right.

  3. Caged Insanity
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 6:55 pm |

    “Good Hangins Since 2012″

  4. mech
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm |

    Aargh, while working on other facets, I haven’t even thought of a slogan, Headmissy!
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    “Consulting in the Future” Oops, that’s Stark Industries.

    “Knowledge is Power for Your Project”?

    It’s a start

  5. geezerette
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 7:44 pm |

    Forward. No that’s already taken?. How about Dreams of My Father? That to? Crap–
    Pipe Dreams.
    Wet Dreams.
    Sweet Dreams.
    This is my dream business I’m going to open a fast food restaurant and work with the voc. ed department in the high school. The kids in the class will start in their freshman year with the lowest job in the business and by their Sr. year they’ll be managing the place after they graduate they’ll earn a scholarship to go on to a business school.

  6. Buzz
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 7:53 pm |

    You’ll crap your pants before our vehicles approach their limits.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 8:09 pm |

    “Bandits, 12 o`clock low! Weapons Hot!

  8. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm |

    “Have spacesuit, will travel.”

  9. sondrak on a tablet at the asylum
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 8:40 pm |

    Me and my friend were going to open a garden/landscape company and call it “Two Hoes” and wear shorts and tube tops and have pink trucks. Possibly have some Clark Gable type looking guys on the payroll… ” Two Hoes and Rakes”…

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 8:52 pm |

    I heard a few years back that there was a “Bikini Lawn Service” in Memphis that was doing a heathy business….

  11. sondrak on a tablet at the asylum
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 9:17 pm |

    Dammit… where’s the up arrow thingy on a tablet?

  12. rickn8or
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 10:33 pm |

    “Concealed Weapons Permit holders welcome. Hoplophobes kiss my ass.”

    Now all I gotta do is come up with a dream business.

  13. rickn8or
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 10:39 pm |

    Oops. Minor policy change. “… Hoplophobes kiss my entire ass.”

  14. DawnMB
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 12:23 am |

    “Sit a spell and tie one on.” “Come on in a spin a yarn”

    (My dream business would be a store where I would be surrounded by beautiful colors of yarn. All weights and blends. Accouterments for knitting and crochet would also be sold.

  15. Annoyed White Male
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 4:33 am |

    Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

    I know, not very original.

  16. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 7:02 am |

    • Vote for me or I’ll eat this dog!

    • Maidens rescued, dragons slain

    • Your bad guy in free fall, now in HD & 3D

  17. logdogsmith
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 8:15 am |

    I’d like to start a company that removes worthless green energy project crap.

    Company name: Quixote Environmental Services

    Company slogan: Windmills slain.

  18. Wollf
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 10:22 am |

    Non Sequitur. I will sell Squirrels.

  19. geezerette
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 1:40 pm |

    Septic cleaning called the Royal Flush–

  20. accipiter NW
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm |

    Saw an excavator’s truck with the slogan “Your hole is our goal” on the front.
    Can’t come up with anything clever slogan, but wish I ran a business that not only kept dead people from voting, but caught and helped prosecute the living that “assisted” them.

  21. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 3:08 pm |

    Colonel Jerry`s Hysteria Clinic,

    My techique is not unusaual, but effective:

    A brief summary: Using trained fingers, electric tools, trained tongue, and other devices, I will cause quality orgasms for those, particularly, medically upset at foolish Conservative views, re: fossil fuels, illegal aliens, OBoBo, forest animals, trees, small fish, owls, wind power, SUVs(…except those owned by the patient…), Abortions, meat food, alcohol other than white wines, round light bulbs, and gasoline powered pickups, etc……

    Our waiting rooms have Oprah TV shows, Fonda exercise programs, and famous Dan Rather programs. Colonel Jerry`s fees are only $1.00 per .50 cents for any Deepok Chiwhodafk Oriental television show.

    No additional fees for your choice of bindings. Patients must, however, provide any medicinal tools made of metal.

    Colonel Jerry is skilled in imitating a skilled conservative fucking fool and, as a part of the session will act speechless at your sound Leftist Truths!!!!

    Favorite Topic: Your concerns that OBoBo will not be elected for a second term!

  22. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm |

    sondrak (11): don’t know which tablet you’ve got, but likely there’s a shift key in your virtual keyboard that switches it from letters to symbols….

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