tonight’s KisPtip

Don’t forget to stock up on smaller sized Bush canned beans and Hebrew National hot dogs at Costco soon.
They only carry them for summer.

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15 Comments!

  1. mech
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 5:04 am |

    Uh, Okay.

  2. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 5:45 am |

    [runs outside and scans the sky, runs back]
    Wha… Why? Is The Asteroid™ commin’?

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 8:16 am |

    Side bene: Picnics where you don`t need no mosquito repellant!!!

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 8:19 am |

    Bad side bene: women gotta avoid swimming in clear water swimming pools. BiiiG bubbles rise outa sexy bikini bottoms…………….

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 8:50 am |

    You fear that a Dem victory in the fall will lead to people with Bush and/or Zionist leanings getting rounded up & sent to reeducation camps, and therefor recommend stocking up before sales of these things are monitored along with guns, bibles & smoking tobacco?

  6. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 9:16 am |

    If one is to eat a hot dog then Heebs are the only ones you should put in your mouth!

    And Bush beans are the only canned beans worth a damn.

  7. PeggyU
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 9:45 am |

    Don’t forget the Lipton Cold Brew tea bags. Gotta have something to wash the hot dogs down with.

  8. mojo
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 10:28 am |

    No Vienna snausages?

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 11:39 am |

    If you recall, when our troops were first into Iraq they needed EVERYTHING….tampons, diaper wipes etc etc etc.
    I asked my Cousin Joe what he wanted/needed and it was Vienna Sausages! I donned a disguise and went to WalMart and bought every damn can off the shelves and sent them.
    I STILL LMAO.

  10. Lance
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm |

    Since I doan know, I havta axe this: SondraK, in your comment,
    do the “smaller sized Bush canned beans” cause smaller farts!
    Or did you mean the, “smaller size can of Bush beans”
    for fewer farts?

    Mojo (8), just made me go eat a whole can of ‘Vienna Snausages’!
    I now use BBQ sauce with ‘em, ‘stead of cett-chup!

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    ^ I wouldn’t know. Like *I* evar.

    The huge cans are too big for two :)

  12. geezerette
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 8:00 pm |

    We love them cold on a cracker– so a big can doesn’t last long.
    A belch is but a wasted breath
    That cometh from the heart
    If it should take a
    downward start
    It ”would be called a fart.
    Never waste a breath–
    My dad made the best baked beans of anyone.

  13. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 5:44 am |

    Dunno why, but baked beans make me retch. Really.

  14. Lance
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 6:45 am |

    DougM, have you talked with your gastrointerologist ’bout
    this prollem??

  15. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 7:26 pm |

    ^ It never gets into my gastric.
    The taste/texture cues tell my brain not to let my throat swallow.
    It’s like normal folks trying to eat a big spider.

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