ToDaZeD Roosting Chickens

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Picture this: Hillary [hair lookin' good, for once]. In Alexandria, Egypt. Amidst a crowd protesting US support of the Moslem Botherhood [which she denies].

Crowd tossing Tomatoes and Shoooooz. Crowd chanting…

“Monica, Monica” and “Irhal, Clinton” (Get out, Clinton.)

And that, dear kiddies, is why choosing politicians who can manage their own lives is important.


  1. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 8:07 am |

    “Her hair looks good………..” Compared to what?

    Considering Thunder Thighs was there to hand teh Pharoah the balance of the annual 1.75 billion dollars of our fucking money, the tomato thrower is a classic emblem of what welfare does to man`s soul!!!!! “It ain`t enough”, he demonstrates—–just like Detroit and Californicateya, cess `ne pool?

    Considering that all the 1.75 billion, save for $95.99 goes to the Egyptian Army, I will take this opportunity to put my *desperate* positive spin on the money balance. No fucking snickering from The Porch now———-

    The new military equipment goes to—–ISRAEL! WTF ColJ, you say? It is like this: Egyptian soldiers get new stuff, then, later, those same soldiers surrender their weapons to the Israel Defense Forces! VIOLA, as we say in Kaintuckee, Israel collects the new shit we paid for, takes it back to the ghetto Israel, turns it over to “Hebe Finklestein”, who polishes it up and sells it to all other Ragheads (…even Egyptians…) who Hebe will shyster top dollar from!!!!!!! {…natch, Hebe will also install one them retail tabs in each weapon, so as to track where they go and to whom, cuz them Hebrews didn`t jist fall offa no kosher turnips trucks the previous coupla thousand years, if you kno wot Ima sayin….}

  2. geezerette
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 9:47 am |

    I’m with you Col.J. . Who’s having a midlife crisis tryin’ to be stylin’ like the young girls working for her. Saw a picture of her with it parted down the middle and hanging on the sides of her cute little face— /oo\ — Hillary look in the mirror do you see a young girl your hubby would like in it???

  3. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm |

    “Her hair looks good………..” Compared to what?

    Maybe to this?

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 9:20 pm |

    She was ridin’ diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirtay!!!!!!!!!!