…Chip in $25 or whatever you can today and you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to get your family photo taken with the President…
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34 Comments!
I’d rather have my photo taken with Melissa.
Overnighters in the Lincoln Bedroom coming soon?
They can take my picture with a cardboard cutout of Captain Bullshit if I get to keep the cutout.
Then we can take it to the range.
I’ll bet the winner gets a cardboard cutout to pose with their family.
I’ll take the squirrel anyday.
Hell, I’d pay $100 to have my family picture taken while watching him being pursued through a series of inner-city alleys by a pissed-off grizzly. Better yet, running from a drug-crazed gang of Zulu warriors armed with spears and bludgeons. Or being eaten by a pack of ravenous hyenas. Or maggots.
Hog…
What no sad Keanu?
Sondra I’m din here! Bwhahhahahaa
Hog yure killin me too!
Mech–#1 Ditto
I’m trying to decide between mech’s and bocopro’s ideas…
Mech’s it is. But a damn hard decision it was.
So . . . what’re you — some kinda flamin heterosexual?
This is a hell of a time to not be rich. If I was, I’d be willing to pay the same amount for people to not take their family photo with Obama.
I’m thinking this is the beginning of desperation. In a month, they’ll be offering a free scratch off ticket for a $5 donation. After that, they’ll be panhandling on the corner.
Waitaminnnit . . . WA-A-A-itabygodminnit.
First let’s establish just where panhandling falls on the graph of human earnings.
‘Cause I live in the Panhandle, and I think what you’re suggesting would besmirch my name and hard-earned reputation.
Is a panhandler above or below thief?
above or below beggar?
above or below pickpocket?
above or below shoplifter?
above or below dumpster diver?
above or below grifter?
See . . . there’s this old Japanese proverb that establishes a hierarchy by showing that the pride of a beggar is that he is NOT a thief, or a con artist, or a ragpicker; he’s an honest moocher, a sponge, a scrounger, a straightforward bum and tatterdemalion par excellence.
Ovarmint has yet to ascend to the level of panhandler. He’s a fraud, a thief, a liar, an impostor, a cutpurse, and a conniving poofter. He’d need to accumulate several years’ worth of endorsements and testimonials to graduate into the ranks of genuine panhandlers.
There IS a difference between a neophyte and a saprophyte, as much, in fact, as there is between a leech and a tapeworm.
Betcha if I won that contest, the photo-op would be magically cancelled for some weird reason.
Good thing to, because I’d spit on the mother fucker.
..Forgot, that’d be considered “assault”, especially with that pansy ass.
On the bright side, perhaps it will prevent me from ever having to meet the moron. I don’t like seeing him at all, but when I do, I prefer pictures and TV. The overwhelming smell of bullshit must be intolerable in person.
Mirror BHO image and lower it to have his hand covering family’s faces. Now, that’s the shot!
Chip in $25 or whatever I can–hmmm lets see what would that be???? :))) eh eh I can think of a few things.
“Hey! DOWN IN FRONT!”
A purfeck fotoshop would be OBoBo leaving the White House front door ajar and a buncha cops cuff him and get photographed hauling him out through the front door. OBoBo would have his remarks in a white cloud above his head——————————saying, “The police acted stupidly!” {…a parody of his remark way back when some black college perfessor got arrested by a cop. They all got an invite to the WH for beers w OBoBo, who shoulda kept his fucking eating hole shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So that’s where he’s been– does he know who he’s standing by? Where’s his dunce cap?
I didn’t think his handlers could get much lower, but then again.
So what’s the next big idea.
Hustler Magazine Special Edition “Mo’chelle” scratch & sniff?
(let us all take a knee and hope Hog doesn’t top that one).
I hate the filthy rotten communist Muslim homo-loving piece of shit.
Why in the #@!&* would I want my family photo taken with the rotten bastard?
bocopro, I just checked some cleavage pics and yes I’m still a raving hetero. I TOLD you it was a tough decision.
But damn, ya gotta admit, that’s a LOT of entertainment for $100, AND it’s gonna be a one-time deal. I MIGHT have another chance to get my pitchur took with Melissa.
” I might not have another chance to get my pitchur took with Melissa.”
Proofread! Proofread! Proofread!!
I blame tctsunami and his “Hustler Magazine Special Edition “Mo’chelle” scratch & sniff” for a case of the whibblies like I haven’t had in a loong while.
There seems to be no depths to which this poseur will stoop. “Dinner with”; “coffee with (that’s Uncle Joe)”; “send me your wedding gifts”; now “picture with”.
Next up: “signed autographs for only $3″. ($3 seems to be their favorite number.)
For only half that price ($12.50 or half of whatever you can chip in), send me a photo of your family (dog or cat optional) and I’ll send you a certified photo of you with Obama. If you stand just right, he can be shaking your hand.
mech (1)
Here ya go:
Thanks, Doug. The last pics I have with her were about 5 years ago and one was posted here with smiley faces to hide our identities.
that groundhog has the worst timing. . .
Just remembered that I never got a photo when you stopped through on your National Tour.
Hey, that flag looks familiar! Thanks again, Sondra….
Hog (5)
Love the Mao.
it’s good to see Hog’s tilt squirrel again.
Bah Ha! Sondra! Where’d ya get the cut out. Bwhahaha or is that a PS with the other commies stuff in your room? I see Rummy and W. ;O)
DougM (30)
Hog (5)
Love the Mao.
Mao, more than ever!