looking for black in all the white places

A team of genealogists has found evidence that President Barack Obama could be a descendent of an African slave — but not through the lineage of his black father, the most likely route researchers had followed and exhausted.

The link, genealogists with Ancestry.com said Monday, is, in fact, through an examination of his white mother’s family history

19 Comments!

  1. Jess
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 9:36 am |

    Those damned slave owners in Hawaii.

    What’s next? A detailed analysis of his college records?

  2. geezerette
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:16 am |

    Oh my now I’m going to have to vote for him.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:16 am |

    After 30 years of wallowing in primary sources on my own genealogy, I can state that it is very, very difficult to trace slave ancestry before the ACW. If a slave name is listed at all in vestry or parish registries, in state and Federal slave census records, or wills and inventories, it consists of first name only and the slaves’ owner.
    There are no familial data showing family relationships like brother, father, etc.
    Any lineal descendancy is fraught with speculation, and in this case, probably wishful thinking.
    The Left and especially the Black Left so, so desperately want to enhance Captain Bullshit’s thin resume by making Uhbama Genuinely Black, so they can say of Dear Leader “he is a descendant of slaves who became president”, yannow, undo Sharpton’s “not down with the struggle” criticism of Uhbama during his campaign.
    They claim his 11th great grandfather was a slave – hahahahaha, even if true, that’s 13 generations, or 1/8192 part black = .012% black.
    I call “Bullshit” and panic. But we cannot see his actual curriculum vitae. Double Bullshit.

  4. USMC2841
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:24 am |

    WooHoo!!! Reparations for all of us honkies too???

  5. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    That would be a hoot if researchers were to determine that it was his dad’s Muslim slave-trader ancestors who forced “convinced” his mom’s African ancestor to sell himself sign on as a slave an “indentured servant” to some white slavers bound for Virginia.

  6. PeggyU
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    But they had DNA evidence too, Dick! ;)

    If they have a sample of Obama’s DNA, I’d like to find out if he’s actually related to any of those Kenyans … or if he should change his last name to Davis.

  7. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:47 am |

    WooHoo!!! Reparations for all of us honkies too???

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. MikeG
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:59 am |

    YAWNNNNNNN! What?

  9. rickn8or
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 10:59 am |

    “Ancestry.com said its team spent two years exploring Obama’s maternal line.”

    How much time was spent pursuing Obama’s Bullshit Line before signing off on him as a presidential candidate?

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:13 am |

    Dick (3): no need for me to amplify on the perfect remark… other than to point out that .012% is less than 1%, which makes him….. (Ta-ta-tah!) a 1%er.

    PeggyU (6): If they have a sample of Obama’s DNA… Haw! Speaking of DNA, he is probably more related to Osama bin Laden than he is any slave ancestors. At least they are (roughly) from the same continent.

    USMC2841 (4): Where’s the line???!!!!! I want mine now! (By the way, some Creeks (to whom I may also be – distantly – related) killed one of my (mostly) white ancestors back in the indian wars. Where’s my compensation from the Creek nation? I want that too!

    geezerette (2): snicker…. I was gonna vote for him because he’s the first president to be the offspring of a bigamy — if that doesn’t qualify him for our nation’s highest office what would?

    Oh, yeah the play-pretend slave descendant thing. Well, I had a nice chat with an elderly black rest room cleaner in a high-rise office building the other day, and I’m pretty sure that on the basis of american slave ancestry, he’s a lot better qualified than the guy in office…. but when I say “better qualified,” I’m not really thinking so much about the slave ancestry thing: that old guy had manners, a sense of humor, common sense and a great work ethic; none of which is evident with the present incumbent.* Maybe BHO should look for THAT in his “ancestry.”

    * And I’d much rather have a beer with the old guy than that prissy, vacuous clotheshorse.

  11. Ironic in Denver
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:18 am |

    looking for black in all the white places

    I forgot to say how much I liked that headline…

  12. bocopro
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:41 am |

    Back around 1960 when this ol’ Boone County Hoosier boy went to sea with the USN, some of the old salts had a name for twerps whose abilities were anemic, whose background was suspicious, whose genealogy was questionable, whose gender was dubious, and whose value was negative — they called ‘em “Misfucks.”

    Even clearer than “post turtle.”

  13. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 12:15 pm |

    Elizabeth Warren just sued for copyright infringement ….

  14. geezerette
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm |

    They need to prove with his mothers DNA that she had black ancestors.
    They took years of looking for his ancestors and not one minuet looking into the truth of life, his hidden records or those of his handlers or wife.
    I suppose it’s hard to glue those shredded papers back together.

  15. Posted July 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm |

    There was a story a while back that Obama was related to not one, not two, not three, but five presidents including President Bush. So of course it’s all Bushes Fault

    The New England Historic Genealogical Society released their genealogy report Tuesday after tracing the family trees of the top three presidential candidates.

    Sen. Barack Obama, the daughter of a white woman from Kansas and a black man from Kenya, is related to several presidents across both party lines.

    Obama’s distant presidential cousins include President George W. Bush and his father, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison.

    Obama is related to other politicians, such as Vice President Dick Cheney, British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill and Civil War General Robert E. Lee.

    Sen. Hillary Clinton, who is of French-Canadian descent on her mother’s side, is related to singers Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette. Clinton’s other relatives include author Jack Kerouac and Camilla Parker-Bowles, the wife of Prince Charles of England.

    Ironically, Obama is related to Brad Pitt, while rival Clinton is related to Pitt’s girlfriend Angelina Jolie. Obama and Pitt are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769. Clinton and Jolie are also ninth cousins, twice removed, both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.

    Obama and President Bush are 10th cousins, once removed, linked by Samuel Hinkley of Cape Cod, who died in 1662.

    Sen. John McCain’s ancestry was more difficult to trace because records on his relatives were not as complete as the records for the families of Obama and Clinton*, said genealogist Christopher Child. However, it was determined that McCain is the sixth cousin of First Lady Laura Bush.

    Founded in 1845, the New England Historic Genealogical Society is the oldest and largest nonprofit genealogical organization in the country.

    * How Convenient

  16. mojo
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 1:41 pm |

    Who gives a crap? I ain’t voting on his goddamn ancestry.

  17. katzemeow
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 3:39 pm |

    ^^^ What mojo said.

    As a fun aside though my mother’s family has been doin’ genelogy work for decades (They’re LDS) and has traced the family line to the guy that stole the boat Washington used to cross the Delaware on Christmas Eve. (Along with Henry the 1st, and Anne Boleyn’s sister Mary) The record fills something like 10 3″ 3-ring binders.

  18. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 9:47 pm |

    Lord of the Fleas — 10+++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted July 31, 2012 at 9:49 pm |

    Bow Wow Chow!

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