Ye Shiwen made headlines Saturday when she completed the final 50 metres of the 400 IM — her weaker event — in a blistering 28.93. [I'll leave you to do the maths. No. Really. Someone please do the maths.]
…This may now be the only power event in world sport in which a woman is the best, period. A girl, really.
Shiwen went 28.93 in her final 50 and 58.68 in her final 100 of her 400 IM. Lochte went 29.10 in his final 50. And the final 100 meters of the pair? [U.S. superstar Ryan] Lochte [a fella] went 58.65 to Shiwen’s 58.68.
Well, I tell ya what — It’s nice to see she has a cute, practical hair-do. If *I* was a swimmer [stop laffin] I’d have a 1-inch do…
Tho this may be a grille too far…
But I hear he loves shoooooooooz….