Double-Down Dooshhhh

Doosh Gold!!

Remember this guy? The one who whipped out his righteous outrage and waved it in the face of a nice young woman working the drive thru line at Chick-fil-A?

Well, he seems to have liked the attention of getting fired [twice] so much, he’s made another vid. Some folks really seem to like the breeze created from walking around with the back of their dress tucked in their pantyhose.


OR *clicky*clicky*

Highlights: He went back to the Chick-fil-A to re-harrass “apoooologize to the girl. [she refused to engage with him -- smart cookie]

Then he went to work to create an apology vid, which he calls “the professional way to handle it.” Who knew dooshery was a “profession?” [they apparently told him no, go do some actual work and knock off the dooshery]

His main “defense”? “I was caught up in the righteous fever of my oh so human righteous righteousness.”

Then he commences his lecture to answer “questions”. [maybe from some of Harry Reid's imaginary friends?]

“We aren’t ever gonna make Social Progress by personally attacking people.” [Amazing how the Christians he haaaates seem to have seen that point a coupla thousand years ago... Iron SCORE!]

Then unicorn poop starts coming out of his mouth….

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20 Comments!

  1. Hope Rogers
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 7:47 am |

    An nother video?!? This guy must not want a job — evar.

  2. Hope Rogers
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 7:49 am |

    …or he’s angling for a Fluke job

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 8:20 am |

    His 15 minutes in the spotlight are over. Lotsa luck getting views from the dark side of the moon, asshole.

  4. TomR, armed in Texas
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 8:31 am |

    That’s called digging a deep hole deeper. A strange strange little man.

  5. PatrickP
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 9:14 am |

    Nothing intelligent or sincere takes 7 minutes and 48 seconds.

  6. Posted August 4, 2012 at 9:26 am |

    Seven minutes of excuses, when you only need 30 seconds for a proper apology.

    Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

  7. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 9:51 am |

    Didn’t bother to watch the initial douchery. Not gonna bother with this one.

    Just happy to see Darwin’s theory proving itself out.

  8. tctsunami
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 9:55 am |

    He reminds me of Keith Olberman in so many ways.

  9. MCPO
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 10:04 am |

    HAHAHAHA! What an insufferable ass!

  10. Posted August 4, 2012 at 10:12 am |

    He can’t even look the camera in the eye! Anybody who knows a thing about liars would instantly see this for what it is. Lies, all lies.

    Christopher Walken would have a field day with him (ref. True Romance), and then he’d kill him.

    P.S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!

  11. mojo
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 11:17 am |

    They never seem to have the sense to just shut the fuck up, do they?

  12. mech
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 11:32 am |

    And he still doesn’t get it.

    It’s almost like he’s reading a teleprompter rough draft.

    he said words with Rachael’s name like an apology is an incantation that makes everything right again, but obviously hasn’t looked inside himself to see how deeply bent his worldview is.

    May he reduce the throttle and pull the yoke back before the ground finds him.

  13. Caged Insanity
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm |

    He will never “get it”.

    The worst part is, all he needs to do to be mega-successful and rich is move to California. There are plenty of anti-thiestic bigoted racisttolerant corporations out here run by rabid-pro-gay agenda extremists who would fall over each other to kiss this guys ass and give him a job.

  14. Posted August 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm |

    I love the way he doth protethteth too much about not being gay himself. Somebody should tell him the score (not that there’s anything wroooong with that!).

    Oh wait… what am I saying? I already wrote a song about it! I posted it as a video response to his ‘genuine’ apology on Youtube. I doubt he has the balls to approve it, but fear not, fellow Kispiers and Kispiettes, you can hear it right here!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–t-sp69c4U

  15. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm |

    Is it just me, or does this guy just beg to be punched?

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm |

    “I might buy your apology, if you slit your throat! But, mebbe not……”

  17. Posted August 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm |

    I won’t stroke this guy’s ego (or anything else) by watching his video. This jerk is a social media addict and moral leper.

  18. Paul
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 8:00 pm |

    Next will be his video begging them to give him his job back.

    I think he is narcissistic as a normal person would have just apologized in person (no video) and hoped he at least got a good recommendation for his next job.

    But instead, he makes youtube vids…

  19. Andy
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 7:14 am |

    Well, y’know he does have all that free time now….

  20. geezerette
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 7:31 pm |

    Poopy heads spewing poop out of their mouths.

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