I’m trying not to cuss but nothing has the same effect as F***************CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That`s certainly been my impression; nothing like a f–K
Coitus you?
Go intercourse yourself?
We all know the big one that is still very taboo.CUNT.
My friend has me saying shut the front door instead of shut the fuck up and it makes me laff.
Gosh darnit has no affect whatsoever :(
I actually have no problem calling someone a c*nt when it applies.
Yeah, I use your classic verbal ejaculation in private, usually silently or under my breath. Bad habit, but very satisfying.
I public, I prefer “Gullllldangit!” or “Gaaaaaaaah.”
Asshole is my favorite. F**k when I let her rip against these demon-crats. Oh if It were possible to loose my salvation it would be because of that alone! I’m home a lot so only heaven hears if they want to though I’m sure they have a heck-of–a mute button with me.
These are pretty good and I’ve been trying to work them into my vocab:
Definately applicable to any Lefty.
Be inventive:
“Lave my nethers with your tongue, and neglect not the taint.”
Futhermucking Bunofasitch!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Just pop in your copy of “Full Metal Jacket”, and watch the first half. You’ll get tons of helpful references. I actually used a couple of them on people in Puerto Rico, when they were proving to be worthless as a soup sandwich.
“YOU HAD BEST UN-FUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!”
^ DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW I could count on you ;)
I was practicing these with my last job (as of this morning).
Yeah, Firefly!
Hope the next one doesn’t require such vocabularization.
We all know the big one that is still very taboo.CUNT.
Wrote a song about it!
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=20550&songID=120857
And in the movie In Bruges, which is about a couple of bumbling, comedic hit men, there is a scene towards the end that has one of the funniest bits of dialog I’ve ever heard concerning the ‘C’ word.
Oh look! I found it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XtEDhxiWmQ
How about “Goodness me!”?
Drat!
Sigh………
I’m destined to be a potty mouth forever……….
Pick up the Superior Person’s Book of Words (there are three of them):
“Sir, you are an apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial, dasypygal, excerebrose, facinorous, gnathonic, hircine, ithyphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, napiform, oligophrenial, papuliferous, quisquilian, rebarbative, saponaceous, thersitical, unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome, xylocephalous, yirning zoophyte.” Translation: “Sir, you are an impotent, conceited, obscene, hairy-buttocked, brainless, wicked, toadying, goatish, indecent, stable-smelling, hunch-backed, thick-lipped, stinking, turnip-shaped, feeble-minded, pimply, trashy, repellent, smarmy, foul-mouthed, greasy, gluttonous, loathsome, wooden-headed, whining, extremely low form of animal life.”
^^ Nice try, but you lost me at “saponaceous”.
Brevity, son. Brevity.
GDMFCS
You figure it out.
It’s Naval code for asshole.
Stick, I learned it as GDMFCS, Sir!
No disrespect ment to the Col.
“Great Googly-Mooglies!”
– Frank Zappa
Not sure why, but it seems the best derogatory words all contain the hard “k” sound—c**ks**ker, f**khead, c**t, etc.
The letter “K” should be banned. It’s aggressive and hateful sounding……
Shortly after embarking on learning a new language, students start looking for the swear words.
One of our exchange students and I were talking about this phenomenon (I did it with French and Italian) and this up til now very lady like young woman grinned and spit out a rapid fire “Shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd twat son of a bitch bastard. Did I leave anything out?”
Good thing I wasn’t drinking or I would have sprayed the room.
back in college, i had a vietnam vet former marine friend who did quite well with, “no screamin’ eagle shit, ass eyes!” always loud in the victims face.
last i heard he was a college professor back east.
None taken, since I ain`t in the Army or Air Force.
My Marine brother likes to punctuate certain words with said ‘F’ word, as in; Jap-fucking-pan.
Shucky darn?
Mom’s favorite: Donkey Knees!
Sondra (24): The letter “K” should be banned. It’s aggressive and hateful sounding……
…you mean like the “K” in SondraK NOOOOO…………
I’m not a potty mouth and I don’t like when people are———BUT— when a wasp stings the back of your leg while you’re walking by the camp like yesterday a Son Of A Bitch that hurt will just come out– or — there’s nothing like being able to say FUCK when necessary we ladies went many years with out being able to say that word and being apologized to if a man used it in front of us— saying SHIT is good to– it’s not the word it’s the sound of it and how quick it comes off the tongue — the ‘it ending or uck ending—other words just don’t work.
Shut the Duck Up!
I have been trying to work on the potty mouth too.
A loud mother of pearl has raised a few eyebrows and some grins in folks who know me well, fully aware of what I REALLY want to say!