Ohhh, Jimmy pop corn, and I don’t caaare …

Jimmy … *pppppp* Sorry. [wipes nose on sleeve]
(What? Yeah, I know. Very unprofessional of me.)
Okay, Jimmy Car… *ppppschchch* *heheeeee* [brushes tears away]
Okay, okay, okay.
(What? Yeah, yeah, I got it. I’m cool.)
Jimmy Carter *bwahahahahahaha*
[knocks drink off desk, stomps feet, pounds fists on chair arms, goes apoplectic, swallows tongue]

20 Comments!

  1. Posted August 7, 2012 at 3:58 pm |

    But… but… it’s Jimmy Carter!!!

    Next.

  2. Merovign
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 4:41 pm |

    If I wanted to watch antisemitic trolls rile people up, I’d read DU.

  3. Posted August 7, 2012 at 5:21 pm |

    ^^^oh, ease up, Merovign! Maybe he’ll bring that Killer Rabit and let it loose. Fun times for all!

  4. geezerette
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 5:33 pm |

    Doug don’t do that no swallowing of the tongue and going apoplectic all the rest is fine but it’s only Aug. there’s a hellovalot more to come. I’m trying to figure out what’s behind that choice. There has to be some reason why him because that sure as hell is a big WTF? Will he be b/4 Biden or just after?

  5. Caged Insanity
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 5:50 pm |

    I don’t know that this thing with Carter should be taken lightly.

    This whole situation seems to me to be more of a slap in the face to conservatives.
    The democrats are either every bit as stupid as we joke about, or they know they are going to win in November no matter what conservatives do because they have the entire system gamed and gimped beyond repair.

  6. Posted August 7, 2012 at 6:00 pm |

    The Democrat National Convention

  7. mech
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 6:28 pm |

    Send him some rabbit slippers.

    Or everybody wear them if he were bold enough to show in person. Except he’s a hero to them.

  8. Jess
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 6:33 pm |

    If I knew Carter was speaking at my event, I’d make damn sure I had a switch to turn him off.

  9. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 6:43 pm |

    ^ CI, if they had the game that well rigged, then I’d have to wonder why so many back-benchers are staying away from the convention. Either the rigging is being played VERY close to the vest, or it ain’t happening to that degree.

  10. Fat Baxter
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 7:06 pm |

    Is that a picture of Moochelle with her feedbag on?

  11. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 7:09 pm |

    “unique insights” on Obama as a global leader
    Bwaahaahaahaa
    When you’re behind a horse’s ass, the sight is certainly unique, and if you get really close and look up the horses ass, that’s an “insight”. By definition, if the horse is in front, it’s leading. IOW, Carter has his head up Uhbama’s ass.

  12. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 7:33 pm |

    If I was Jimmah, I`d be very careful about speaking at the RAT Convention. OBoBo likely has a plan to *use* Carter as his fallguy, by implying he is certainly not that bad! And if the truth be known, he isn`t. HE`S FUCKING WORSE!

  13. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 8:45 pm |

    ^ ColJ
    You may have somethin’, there, suh.
    Perhaps they did, indeed, want to make folks think, “Hey, it could’a been worse.”
    More fools, they, say I.

  14. Hope Rogers
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 9:55 pm |

    So, Jimmah’s got something better to do that week?

  15. Merovign
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 11:43 pm |

    Colonel, Obama thinks of *everyone* as his fall guy.

  16. Stick
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 11:56 pm |

    Oh, man.
    First Fauxcahontas, now Carter?

  17. Spin
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 1:05 am |

    Lord of the Fleas (9)

    I’ll bet Mr. Dino Rossi was of that very same opinion when he ran for governor of WA in 2004.

    (Gregoire was declared governor, by a margin of 133 votes.)

  18. geezerette
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 6:54 am |

    They do have the honor of being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize ya know there is that. With both administrations there was/is Peace in the world. We weren’t/are a greedy supper power nation. Bush lied people died.

  19. mojo
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 7:42 am |

    Billy had the good grace to kick the bucket back in ’88.

  20. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 8:59 am |

    Jimmy could poop corn and I still wouldn’t care.

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