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Police identified a man suspected of vandalizing the Seattle Niketown store during a downtown May Day march through video that showed him wearing Nike shoes…

…Tips led police to get a warrant last month to search the man’s home where they seized a pair of Nikes

14 Comments!

  1. Caged Insanity
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm |

    Fucking morons. Every last one of them a waste of oxygen and space.

  2. mech
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:04 pm |

    Did they also id the kid by his purple bandana and pink headband hanging on the lampshade near the shoes?

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm |

    I figger a $53,000 peaceful demonstration should net him about ten years hard time.
    He’s no different than a common shoplifter, burglar, or car thief.
    Of course in light of his attempting to overthrow the government, we could add treason and “being an asshole” to the indictment.

  4. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:43 pm |

    whaaa? Nike’s are unusual?

    When they match the color-coordinated “anarchist” suit, I guess they are…

  5. Caged Insanity
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm |

    dick: see, the problem here is that eventually these assholes *will* result in government action such as charging one with treason. Obama and his cronies have been planning this for a long time.
    Get the riots to be so out of control that the drooling masses finally stand up and scream for severe action, then enact severe action while taking over.

    Sounds great on paper until you realize it’s a whole “tables are turned” situation, and it is the intent of these tyrants to force these laws into place so they can use them to eliminate their detractors (us).

  6. geezerette
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm |

    Wearing his red exepensive Nike shoes in front of the window with the NFL logo and a hammer hanging on his belt. Bet he doesn’t know how to pound a nail. If I was his mother— oh ya I’d be proud– you betcha–hey he’s wearing my purple scarf. What ???? I just got that from Nordstroms and paid $50.00 for it. Just wait till you get home sonny boy.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 5:17 pm |

    Obviously not the sharpest tack in the *play outfit*. At least he will give his mom time to clean up the basement while he is in stir, getting introduced to “stealing PLUS a buttfuck! How`s that *hero bandido* image play out now—-bleeding bottom? Three Amigos? Lil Sunt…………..

  8. Jess
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm |

    The damndest thing is they also managed to arrest ten SuperSonic’s players.

    The lineup was where they figured it all out, but couldn’t release the players until they paid outstanding traffic fines.

  9. Fat Baxter
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 8:04 pm |

    OT: Is PajamasMedia under DDOS attack or something? All their links have been down for a while.

    I’m toast if I can’t get my Belmont Club fix!

  10. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 8:11 pm |

    He looks kind’a sissy.
    There’s no crying in looting!

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 8:15 pm |

    I’m waiting for this to be footage in a Nike commercial…

  12. geezerette
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 6:24 am |

    He looks kinda sissy— I tho’t it was a girl when I first looked at the picture–:))

  13. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 6:41 am |

    ” …where they seized a pair of Nikes, as well as some black clothing and alleged anarchist paperwork.”

    They probably left the weapons behind, though. Not on the warrant.

    (Can’t imagine Seattle cops are any smarter than anyone else there.)

  14. Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 11:36 am |

    anarchist paperwork

    Oxy-Moron of Teh Week!

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