Uh, oh. Nowwww they’ve gone an’ done it!

It begins.
You maniacs!


Trouble is … this time?
Earth fired first.

Well, sooome may think this is a matter for cuteness and levity,
but there may well be serious and tragic repercussions:

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* Somebody needs to keep score on how many times this stupid joke pops up today.
I know … the drinking game.
Two drinks if “space modulator control” is proposed.

For examples (BTF):

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15 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 10:11 am |

    The “cycle of violence” continues….

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:01 am |

    Two possibilities:

    1. Find the “Green Emerald” ,,,,,,, ala,,,,,,The Tin Man. [NetFlix...]

    2. How long does it take a weaponized Lazer to hit a target on Earth? (…this thought gives me an EMHO [....early morning hard on...for info to Feminine Female KisPer Cadettes....Heeee...]

  3. Hopefulone
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:09 am |

    …and if you have an ASUS brand computer your warranty won’t be any good if they retaliate.

  4. Jess
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:11 am |

    One thing is for sure. If there are martians, and they’re intelligent, we probably just pissed them off by zapping the rocks in the yard.

  5. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:27 am |

    Yea-ah Jess, but we got Bugs Bunny!

  6. Ironic in Denver
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:52 am |

    Earth fired first….

    Yet another foreign policy failure for this troubled presidency. (*snerk*)

    * Now he’s shooting up Mars instead of Syria and Iran.

    * Whatever happened to “leading from behind?”

    * BHO mistook the rover for a predator drone?

    * Shouldn’t he have tried “diplomacy first?”

    * How did vaporizing a rock on Mars support NASA’s #1 priority of improving relations with the Muslim world anyway?

  7. geezerette
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm |

    HMMM so that’s all it would take like from a remote controlled flying instrument?? It has already??? Never mind.

  8. PatrickP
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm |

    Triggering the Martian Spring.

  9. Ironic in Denver
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 1:28 pm |

    ^ PatrickP: Triggering the Martian Spring.

    I was eating when I saw that. When will I learn?

    (*pausing for cleanup now*)

  10. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm |

    Seven years ago, OBoBo was a nothingburger! He was a ripe target for Preacher Wright, Alinsky and Moosechelle. He gave ONE speech and from that the Libtards and Chicago crooks decided he was a front man. He didn`t know this, he doesn`t know this and he will NEVER know how he was used.

    We elected a man who has no idea what America is, where it came from or what it`s principles are. He was Black and a grand idea for Blacks and Whites alike.

    Little did we know that he was *bootleg whiskey in a brandname bottle”. He made the death of Martin Luther King a small thihg, just as did Luther`s kin….

    A former America, having fought WWII would have shunned him! We, of their spawn have made ourselves vulnerable, and too late, we recognize this!

    The *some of us* are capable of learning,as in the past, and we shall!

    We make no excuses, we simply have awakened to our moral need to pay attention…………………

  11. tctsunami
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    Mars looks alot like Detroit. Send more lasers.

  12. geezerette
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm |

    tctsunami that’s funny– all I could think of is I think the natives tried that but with fires — they just didn’t go far enough– just watched the Pawn Shop show last nite–ooooweee.

  13. mojo
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 10:50 pm |

    “Happy B-b-b-birthday, you th-th-thing from another world you!”

  14. PeggyU
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 12:24 am |

    Where’s the earth shattering KABOOM?

  15. icemaned13
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 11:53 am |

    Occupy Mars!!!!

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