there’s a couplea words for this

President Obama’s Twitter account has 18.8 million followers — but more than half of them really don’t exist, according to reports.

A new Web tool has determined that 70% of Obama’s crowd includes “fake followers

33 Comments!

  1. bocopro
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 10:52 am |

    Those words you’re thinking of wouldn’t be childish bullshit, would they?

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 10:57 am |

    Fake boobs :)

  3. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:12 am |

    You mean those are fake?

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:14 am |

    ^ For real!

  5. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:21 am |

    Fake boobs? How can you tell? (snerk…) I could tell but I need an observation 20 or 30 years down the road. If, for example, while bra-less, she is kicking them about with her soccer shoes as a means to improve her game then, they are——aww who gives a shit; neber mine…

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:25 am |

    Another thought. If she ever has a baby boy and breast feeds him? He is gonna grow up to be one fucked up dood. (…not to mention he can`t be weaned…..)

  7. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:25 am |

    Normally when the subject of giant boobs comes up, I think of Reid and Pelosi.

  8. bocopro
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:32 am |

    Only thing of mine that comes up when Reid & Pelosi are mentioned is contempt.

  9. Melissa In Texas
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:33 am |

    So in other words, his supporters are a bunch of boobs?

  10. Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:35 am |

    Boobs? Cover her face with your finger and they magically become a perfect Butt!

    You are welcome.

  11. Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm |

    They might not be fake (obama’s followers on Twitter). They are just very inactive so they are called “fake” by the algorythm.

  12. geezerette
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm |

    I knew it!!! You can always tell when they’re fake. Hooters and Tweeters alike.

  13. geezerette
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:46 pm |

    Oweee I wonder what would happen if you poked them with a pin? If she breast fed a baby it would be smothered.

  14. Jess
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm |

    Two words? Sweet and sour.

  15. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 1:17 pm |

    Melissa (9)
    Sort’a.
    Missy (2) is 70%-right.
    The rest of his followers are real boobs.

  16. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm |

    More than one inflated boob. Same for Uhbama and his followers.

  17. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 1:41 pm |

    Then again,
    mebbe she’s sayin’ that Obama tweeters are overblown and unnatural, have grown useless, have to be hidden while in polite society, and are now a big pain to support.

  18. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 2:05 pm |

    Butter boobs!

  19. mech
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 2:14 pm |

    Bolt-ons.

  20. rickn8or
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm |

    I’ve given the matter a lot of study over the years, and I’m gonna go out on a limb here: fake, fake, fake-a-rooney.

    Pretty much like Teh Won.

  21. PeggyU
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm |

    Only thing of mine that comes up when Reid & Pelosi are mentioned is contempt.

    Only thing of mine that comes up when Reid & Pelosi are mentioned is my lunch.

  22. tctsunami
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm |

    Great, now there gonna add tweeters to the list along with the dead people and dogs that vote “D”

  23. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 4:29 pm |

    Tweeters.
    Is that what the kids are callin’ ‘em these days?

    Ah, when I was a kid…

  24. JoeBandMember®
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm |

    Isn’t Martin Luther King County (Seattle) trying to ban plastic bags?

  25. JoeBandMember®
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 5:16 pm |

    We had a 50 something Mercury once that my dad and my brother referred to as “the iron tit”.

  26. geezerette
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 6:39 pm |

    K. nockers up!!

  27. Crom
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm |

    Fake Twits !

  28. PeggyU
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 7:38 pm |

    Sondra – That picture makes my boobs hurt.

  29. LLoyd
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 10:40 pm |

    How the heck can a woman sport boobies like that????

    Oh yeah doug–That is one beautiful Ca-du!

  30. Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:22 pm |

    Jiffy Boobs™

    You’re welcome.

  31. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted August 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm |

    #25 Joe. That would have been a ’51 Merc.

  32. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 9:06 am |

    Doug,

    Is that Cadillac the version that had the *automatic headlights dimmer*? Worst piece of technology crap they ever invented……

  33. Uncle Mikie
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm |

    DougM – Back in the day, we called them Dagmars …

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