Don’t do this.
You leave your protectee unprotected.
A gun belonging to a member of Mitt Romney’s U.S. Secret Service detail was found unattended in the bathroom of the candidate’s charter plane Wednesday afternoon. [more]
There’s no excuse. My lecture specifically warned you people about this.
What? Yeah, prob’ly forgot to zip his fly, too.)
(What? Yeah, prob’ly had ‘er skirt tucked into ‘er pantyhose, too.)