What speaker (living and real) would you like to see as the Mystery Speaker?
What message would you like to have them deliver?
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Larry the Cable Guy announcing his upcoming cage match with Obama?
“I just got off the phone with my astrologist. She says Ron’s come back as a representative from Wisconsin, and he’s absolutely giddy.”
Clone Zombie Reagan, riding a velociraptor. He can say whatever he wants to, but it will probably be, “Braaaains. What did you all do with your Braaaains?”
The Mombasa Registrar of Vital Statistics, who will present Uhbama’s real B.C.
Rod Blagojevitch, who will detail the bribes, payoffs and election fraud involving Uhbama.
Leon Panetta, who will explain Uhbama had nothing to do with killing OBL, but was dragged off the golf course and told of the operation after it was underway.
Any of those would make my day.
Mike Rowe. He appeals to the American work ethic that is still here, though demoralized.
Prolly won’t be him, though.
I can think of a few but realized I was trying to find someone who wouldn’t be savaged by the leftys.
Then I realized that it should be someone who will energize mainstream America to get involved and rid of teh precedent.
Good idea PeggyU.
And he would bring in a good portion of the female demographic, if only for his voice.
I think it’s gonna be Clint and that might work well. Subject would be expansion of that Halftime in America…. time to change quarterbacks.
Andrew Breitbarth
Obama saying he quit!!
Thank you for the thread Claire!!!
What speaker (living and real) would you like to see as the Mystery Speaker and what message would you like to have them deliver?
I do believe my choice would be Bill Clinton delivering a withering denunciation of Obama for failing to work with the congress and for moving the country towards socialism.
That, or a dozen survivors of late term abortion calling the Prez out for his FOUR votes in the IL legistature against a bill that would have required doctors to give medical attention to any baby that survived an attempted abortion. (and remember his fondness for voting present in order to not have to take positions) And I would like to see the dozen reflect the demographics of aborted babies. Four black, five white, two haspanic and one other. That would certainly highlight one of the most loathsome qualities of our extremely liberal prez and would be controversial enough to be covered even by the MSM.
1. Bill Whittle. Topic: his choice. Can’t go wrong.
2. Hillary Clinton. Topic: hey, I told ‘em so.
3. Sarah Palin. Topic: RNC jackassedness
4. Jeff Dunham. Topic: schtick with new character, Obama the ex-President
5. Obama’s college roomie. Topic: sh*t he did, who he was, and who paid for it.
6. Obama’s Secret Service detail. Topic: stuff we’ve seen and heard.
7. Eric Holder. Topic: what I know in exchange for a plea bargain.
Obama’s brother from Africa who lives in the hut.
I like the Mike Rowe idea. Ever since that TED talk he did, I’ve been extremely impressed with him.
Doug, the last one on your list would be priceless.
I can’t believe I’m the first one…
John Fucking Wayne
ThoM (13)
F’n brilliant!
Peggy (5) & Apo (14)
Yeah! Mike Rowe!
It would be great if he gave this talk.
Mike Rowe, a man’s man.
If I was a guy, I’d wanna be Mike Rowe.
P.S. Does anybody know when Clint is going to speak?
I don’t think I can take hours of campaign blather in the mean time.
Frankly: I could have done without Newt and Adulteress Botox Barbie™ woodenly reading her lines. I mean, why?
And Jeb Bush? I kept praying for the Russian lady with the hypodermic needle to come running out onstage and stick it in his neck. I mean, enough is enough. (ref: the Kursk disaster public hearing ca. 2000?).
Oops! Gotta go! Looks like Clint is finally gonna make my day.
Dangit! Spoke too soon. Now we got Romney’s campaign manager out there prattling on like a schoolgirl on Wastebook™. Did somebody expect him to give an anti-Romney rant? Yawn… Must be payback time.
Mitt: “Okay, Bob, now you can be on the electric picture box… but don’t take too long, mmmk? We got Clint Eastwood coming up, and there’s no need for you to over-salt the soup, so to speak.
Bob: WooHoo!!! I get to be on the TV!!! LOL! : )
Late to the party on this one, but if you really want to get people cranked up, get Ted Nugent up there spewing forth the fire and brimstone.
(Can you imagine what he’d do to a puke like Chris Matthews if push ever really came to shove? Doesn’t even bear thinking about….)
Clint Eastwood just totally rocked da house!!!
He coulda gone this route.
I don`t have television, so I`m gonna go with Clint Eastwood.
What is my prize for winning? (…figure 8 symbol in the sand with my big toe….)
^ Colonel Jerry, sir – A shiny new president (I hope!).
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