your evening’s stolen joke


(What? Nope, that’s it. Just the pun.)

Stolen from Freddie Sykes’ comment over at Rodge’s.
It was too good to let it wallow in obscurity.
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22 Comments!

  1. Chris in NC
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 4:26 pm |

    Even before my transformation to a conservative, every time I saw that commercial, I would immediately sing over the tv “Look for, the union label, so you will know that, it’s all fucked up!!!”

    All I needed to know about unions I learned by my Ford Motor co neighbors. It wasn’t pretty…

  2. JoeBandMember®
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 4:42 pm |

    “black and white TV” ????

    THAT’S RACIST!

  3. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 4:58 pm |

    ^JBM
    Scroll up.
    Gotcha covered.

  4. geezerette
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 6:15 pm |

    All that union stuff is great—-and so true—but what’s cracking me up is a bunch of women dressed in vagina suits with a sign saying Congress respect women.. they sure will there girls ’cause you are all acting like respectful ladies in your nifty vagina outfits. What more could we ask for????

  5. Posted September 1, 2012 at 6:26 pm |

    Thank you for stating that, Geez Girl. Respect? How?

  6. JoeBandMember®
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 8:42 pm |

    I need to call in a Labia Retriever.

    Somehow my post fell into a black hole or something.

    One of those daze, I guess.

  7. mech
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 8:52 pm |

    If it’s all the same to you, I’ll not be looking for any union labels there.

    Anywhere near there. Or that side of the country.

  8. mech
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 8:55 pm |

    On that scale, STDs would be the size of chihuahuas, only meaner and faster…

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 10:01 pm |

    Heck, I thought it was a subtle hint to hold a 2 by 4 across my ass to keep from falling in?

  10. Susan Lee
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 6:42 am |

    I just can’t stop laughing at womyns who simultaneously hold signs asking for respect while dressed like pink garden slugs or something.

    Just think of all the time they spent making those costumes ‘n stuff just to provide us with a laugh.
    Susan Lee

  11. Claire: pink pig with car keys
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 8:08 am |

    Yeh — Susa Lee has a point.

    That’s at least $8 worth of remaindered Mexican-Wedding-Pink polyester, there.

    Each.

  12. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 8:22 am |

    ^ “Mexican-Wedding-Pink polyester”
    Had to brush pipe ashes off the keyboard after that’n, Claire.

  13. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 9:19 am |

    Mexican-Wedding-Pink polyester:

    Has Code Pink just created the perfect bridal attire for liberal hyphenated-name weddings?

    From ‘The Democrat Rag Times’ society page: “The bride was ravishing in her pink polyester vagina outfit. All the guests envisioned her bridal night.”

    Isn’t it good to know that conservatives objectify women as sex objects whilst the left saves them from it?

  14. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 10:22 am |

    Thanks to Holger Awakens for passin’ this on.

  15. Chief Nose Wetter
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 10:33 am |

    Looks like they are looking for a mono-log for their vaginas. Love your blog. Stop on by for a laugh at “itaintholywater”. Hope to prove my wothiness and make your blog roll one day. The Chief Nose Wetter.

  16. Posted September 2, 2012 at 11:05 am |

    IN OTHER NEWS… Officials at the Department of Government Departments said Officials at the Department of Officials of the Fish and Game Department were unable to explain the phenomenon of the almost simultaneous Cat Stampede towards the direction of the RNC convention site. That’s right, CAT STAMPEDE!!!

    One official from the Department of Officials, (who couldn’t be named because he/she/it were not authorized to speak to the press), said they hadn’t seen anything like it since the last time First Lady Michelle Obama visited Tampa.

  17. geezerette
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 11:46 am |

    Oh HOG :))))) and everyone you guys rock!!! I mean where else??? It helps ’cause I hate to think of even listening to their convention. They scare the crap out of me. There are so many starry eyed worshipers who have no idea what/who he is. You can see it in their eyes. I never see conservatives do that. They look at the candidates like they are one of them not some God on a pedestal. Makes me wonder what it is that causes that.

  18. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 12:51 pm |

    geez 17: I hate to think of even listening to their convention…

    Me too! So I’m not going to listen — nor pay much attention to other news either. For me it’s gonna be a quiet week unless somebody grows balls and bombs the shit nukes out of Iran.

  19. geezerette
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 1:20 pm |

    #18 I know– I keep saying I’m not going to but I know I’ll peek and get so mad I’ll just turn it off again. Don’t know why I do that to myself?

  20. mech
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 1:23 pm |

    Geezerette, how was the movie?

  21. geezerette
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 3:12 pm |

    #20 We’re going on Tues. — stuff came up for the weekend. The Mr. gets The Week magazine. One of the critics they quote said among other nasty things that after a modest $6 million weekend the film is already the highest- grossing political documentary of the past three years and GOP partisans ,at least,will be impressed.Washington Post said It will please hard-core devotees while “boring everyone else” After reading this I can’t wait to see it.

  22. Posted September 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm |

    ^^^ It will only bore the ones who have already actually listened to this schmuck blathering on about himself incessantly.


    In a private ceremony with Queen Elizabeth, Her Royal Highness bequeathed to the Obamas one of the earliest known copies of William Shakespeare’s Henry V. She also presented him with the framed orginal sheet music of John Newton’s “Amazing Grace.” To the Obama daughters, the Queen gave a dollhouse-sized replica of Windsor Castle with a functioning train station in the year of the compound. They also received a prize Shetland pony. Mrs. Obama was given a ruby ring commissioned and worn by Queen Victoria.

    The Obamas, unfortunately, did not seem prepared for the occasion despite the row set off by the exchange of gifts between Prime Minister Brown and the U.S. President barely a month ago. Mr. Obama rather unceremoniously handed the Queen a shopping bag from the Duty Free shop at Heathrow airport. It contained a signed paperback copy of Dreams of My Father, purchased at the WH Smith shop at the airport, a bottle of Johnny Walker Scotch (black label), a CD of the Swedish band ABBA’s greatest hits (still in shrink wrap with a 2-for-1 sticker on it) and ten bags of M&Ms with the presidential seal on them.

    The Queen responded in a rather flat: “How delightful.”

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