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Joke stolen from a FARK headline: “Secret Service recovers Biden’s truck full of paddleballs“
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Is there such a thing as too much Blazing Saddles? I don’t think so. Blazing Saddles is almost the perfect movie.
*(ahem: you said Blazing Saddles twice)
I like Blazing Saddles.
Hey, I don’t like my taxes buying him votes. Let them use teh soros money.
June Foodstamp Recipients Hit All Time High As Three Times As Many Americans Enter Poverty As Find Jobs* Which — to UncleJobs Biden — is “doing well.”
Requires an arcane sense of humor. I love it!
^ heh… you just used the word “arcane” in a sentence, in English.
I love you. Will you marry me?
^ 5:
Until Hog proposed marriage, I’d never clicked through on TRKOF. Now that I have, I’ll be back. Nice place. The only thing is…. I can’t tell TRKOF’s sex from casual examination of the site…..
Gasp! Can Hog be proposing….. Safe Sex Marriage?
…nah, it couldn’t be. Right?
Democrats set to move Obama’s big speech from 74,000-seater outdoor stadium to 20,000-seater indoor arena:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198206/Democrats-set-Obamas-big-speech-74-000-seater-outdoor-stadium-20-000-seater-indoor-arena.html#ixzz25WioRAaj
Guess Chairman Zero’s ingenious team is once again pursuing its unique and creative campaign strategy of deliberately limiting audience size….
Don’t you think before you use the word arcane you should check with the Czar of diversity first. Who knows what that’s suppose to mean?
I forget…. Which day of the RAT convention do *WE* go a nother Trillion fucking dollars in debt? What? *You* say the mfcsMedia Alphabets will be all over it, so I shall have my question answered toot sweet!?!?!
Say, you ain`t one of them California delegates that got so fuckin pasted that you was wheelbarrowed to the horsepistol, are ya??????
I said I wasn’t gonna pay attention to DNC news this week, yet somehow I have learned that Republicans are Nazis (not surprise there) who lie about the earth being flat, that Biden has lost his (paddle)balls, that mention of God and substantial support for Israel* has been stripped from the Dem platform, that the Dems are cleverly moving the Big Speech to a smaller venue, and so much more that I surely did not care to know.
What to do? I need a mind-cleanser (you know, a pallet cleanser for brains), so I decided to adopt an new favorite bikini. What? No, the necklace isn’t all that interesting. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2198055/Rita-Rusic-turns-favourite-necklace-belly-chain-highlights-slim-figure-barely-bikini.html
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* Pro-Israel Language Removed From Democratic Party Platform: http://freebeacon.com/pro-israel-language-removed-from-democratic-party-platform/
I love the little doggy. He’s so cute. Girl in a bikini?? where??
Re: the Dem convention….
You’re not gonna believe this shit, but my automatic spellchecker thingy just informed me that I had misspelled the word “motherfucking”. No shit. So I corrected the typo, Ms. Uninvited Spellchecker seemed happy, and I just carried on…
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!, you motherfucking goddamned cocksucking commie traitors!!!
Oh great. Now it’s telling me that I spelled “cocksucking” wrong. You just can’t win sometimes.
Well, fuck ‘em. HA! Looks like I spelt that one right!
^ 11:
geez, we all see what we like. :-D
…but, for a moment there, while cleansing my mind of the DNC* self-lampooning extravaganza, I wanted to be that dog… or at least as cute as that dog…. which might, if it were possible, get me an even better result.
Meanwhile, about the DNC, here’s a really nice “Welcome to Charlotte!” graphic that should work for all but the faithful… and maybe for some of those as well.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/09/root-canal-or-the-dnc-which-is-the-lesser-of-two-evils.php
And speaking of
Democratsroot canals, it seems that Debbie Wasserman Schultz has lied (no! really?) in telling Jews that Michael Oren, Israel’s ambassador to the U.S., told her that Republican actions are “dangerous” to Israel.** and that he has publicly contradicted her. Which puts her in the position of either being called a liar or calling the ambassador one:http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/09/a-root-canal-for-debbie-wasserman-schultz.php
Wow, well I think it’s time for some more mind cleansing. Just like so many Dems, the DNC may prove good for my libido, if nothing else. (GOT to stay sane here….)
* DNC, by the way, has several meanings. In a computer context, it can stand for “Does Not Compute,” which may be appropriate here as well.
** He probably did that about the same time that Harry Reid’s imaginary source was telling him that Mitt Romney didn’t file any tax returns for ten years.
Hog: The use of the phrase “motherfucking goddamned cocksucking commie traitors” is not arcane, and all the words are congruent both with each other and with your obvious meaning.
There. A single sentence with all that linguistic excellence. Hope you’re pleased.
By the way, seriously, no kidding, I *really* like that graphic on your new home page. Where’s if from, if you don’t mind saying?
“These things are defective!”
“Right as usual, sir.”
IinD (10), your linky to Rita Rusic has seriously distracted me from the
all important DNC & all their liars. I’ve never seen a 52 year old babe
as awesome as her! She’s godda drive bazillions of women ‘over
30′ into screamin’ & weepin’ fits of jealousy! Thank you muchly!
That is quickly bringing me outta my week long ‘funk’!