news from furrin’ lands

Sometimes the wheels of justice need some grease.

A pregnant rape victim in Turkey shot and decapitated her attacker then left his severed head in the square of her local village.

When police arrested her near to the severed head she said; ‘That is the head of one who toyed with my honour.

Y’know, as barbaric as those assholes frequently are, I gotta admit that there’s something viscerally appealing about their idea of justice when it’s applied in a fashion congruent with my own beliefs.

Clinch quote:

She took a gun and shot him ten times, several times in his private parts

Someone get Hollywood on the line.

17 Comments!

  1. geezerette
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:28 am |

    Hollywood loved Thelma and Louise –they still do.

  2. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:29 am |

    Attagirl.
    If the law doesn’t deal with the problem,
    y’gotta make the bad guys think twice.
    Now that‘s martydom.

    Ten times? Why’d you shoot ‘im ten times?!
    I ran out of ammo.

  3. Claire: pink pig with car keys
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:49 am |

    left his severed head in the square…
    nice touch.

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:54 am |

    Read the post immediately below. Compare and contrast.

    (Hmm … pregnant rape victim. More compare and contrast possibilities? …)

  5. mech
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 7:16 am |

    More to the story, methinks.

    A little excessive, but he won’t be raping anyone else and others should be encouraged to straighten up and fly right.

  6. apotheosis
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 7:18 am |

    A little excessive

    Yeah, five or six rounds woulda done the job just fine, depending on her grouping. Ammo ain’t cheap.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 8:19 am |

    There`s a ton of money to be made for the first person who markets “A Decapitation Kit”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {…even at $10.99…}

    Comes equipped with:
    1. Ax
    2. Polymer block
    3. Blood clot powder bag
    4. Neat Black Executioner Hood

    With $5 dollar optional 10 foot steel spike to mount head.
    (Available @ Amazon)

  8. apotheosis
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 8:30 am |

    You forgot The Box, Colonel. :D

  9. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:12 am |

    ^ 6:

    five or six rounds woulda done the job just fine, depending on her grouping.

    She needed those extra rounds for “his private parts.”

    Ammo ain’t cheap.

    Yeah, but honor is priceless!

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:15 am |

    ‘Everyone would have insulted my children. Now no one can. I saved my honour,’ she added.
    ‘They will now call children the kids of the women who saved her honor.’

    After that, I doubt anyone would dare insult her children….

    … might be more heads in the public square.

  11. apotheosis
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:28 am |

    ^ 9

    She needed those extra rounds for “his private parts.”

    Any man who needs to resort to rape ain’t packing enough trouser tackle to justify that kinda overkill, even if she was shooting Hornady .17s.

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:35 am |

    I’m thinking that Todd Akin might want to keep quiet on this one…..

  13. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:36 am |

    11 ^ maybe it was so small she had to use all those rounds trying to hit it….

  14. Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:54 am |

    “congruent”

    Heh, you just said “congruent”. I’ve always wanted to use that word in a sentence, in English. I’ve used it in several other languages, but that’s not important now. Thank you for doing it for me, in English.

    and Colonel Jerry SIR!: With the Colonel’s permission, the Private will be stealing the idea for the decapitation kit and kaboodle.

    Got a favorite charity where the proceeds could go? The Private might need to know these things… strictly on a “Need To Know” basis, of course.

  15. rickn8or
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:58 am |

    Me, I think the rapist got off light.

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm |

    Hell, set your hair on fire Hog! I stole it from Queen Elizabeth, who jist emailed it to Prince Harry. If you know anything about them Royals, you will understand how they are always writing shit——in the abstract……

    Heh! I jist said “abstract”….

  17. mojo
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm |

    Their worst nightmare – a “chattel” with a gun.

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