ToDaZeD Dancing ‘Round The Poll

high in the middle and round on the ends

Here we have a Public Polling [PP] Poll [PDF] out of that Crucial Battleground State™, OhiO which is being quoted widely on Teh MSM Nooz today:

PPP’s first post-conventions poll in Ohio finds Barack Obama with a 5 point lead over Mitt Romney, 50-45. This is the largest lead PPP has found for Obama in an Ohio poll since early May. Last month Obama led 48-45.

Allrighty, thennnn….

Buried among the usual questions is this little gem:

Yeah. G’head and read that question again, just to make sure. They actually asked that question.

Here’s the breakdown of responses by party:

That’s some Interesting, Noozworthy Results© right there… Some real Fodder For Discussion©, eh? Thoughts? Theories?

Here’s another deeply considered and methodologically meticulous poll:

Portrait of Pollsters btf:

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18 Comments!

  1. geezerette
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 7:03 am |

    I’d love to see that fist fight. Obama wearing his momma jeans and helmet and glasses with his dukes up dancing around— backwards—
    The poll dancers —-

  2. Posted September 14, 2012 at 7:17 am |

    Seal Team Six.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 7:22 am |

    Between Jimmuh Carter and the rabbit. My vote goes to the rabbit!

  4. mech
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 7:44 am |

    Mittens has five sons whom he has raised without taxpayer provided staff.

    I imagine he taught them how to defend themselves.

    teh 0ne has two little girls.

  5. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 7:46 am |

    Must be one’a ‘em ten-foot polls.

    Congratulations, Claire, on finding a great use for the clown pic before I did.

  6. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:00 am |

    Personally, I’d love to see Mitt slap around Barry.

    (Hi, Mr. Secret Service Agent. The above post was meant as a joke. I wish no harm to the President. The views and opinions expressed on this post are soley those of the original author and are not shared nor endorsed by the owners of this website or any other commenters. Thank you and have a good day.)

  7. geezerette
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:02 am |

    Instead of boxing Romney could just pick him up and give him a wedgy the SS wouldn’t care about that.

  8. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:03 am |

    If Barry throws a punch like he throws a baseball, he’s gonna get a whipping in a fistfight.

  9. mech
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:11 am |

    This would be a good spot for that .gif of the fellow bungee corded to the monkey bars.

    Bonus points for putting teh precedent’s face on him.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Maybe they could have a curtain hanging contest.
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    I’m thinking that teh 0ne is more practiced at flinching and dodging punches at home.

  10. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:20 am |

    PPP= Piss Poor Poll. Stage is set for OBoBo to get 50 points ahead of Romney and lose the election by a landslide! {…you think the ragheads are bugfuck? Wait til you see the LibTards on day after the election……….}

  11. mojo
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:36 am |

    Seen this?

    Hillbuzz : Chicago Blacks: “Obama is a punk, no second term coming.”

  12. kinlaw
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 9:19 am |

    We will probably find out it is a dem +8 poll, right around there. (turnout will prolly be dem +2 or +1)

    They are desperate in the face of all this bad news for the lightbringer.

    I bet we’ll see some Dem +10 or +11 polls next week.

    Oh how the msm will scream “stolen election” when Romney wins.

  13. Freddie Sykes
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:56 am |

    Are you talking about the Mitt Romney who as a missionary in Frances waded into a group of rugby players who were harassing some female missionaries? Rugby players tend to be a tough crowd and Obama would barely qualify as their towel boy.

  14. PeggyU
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 12:48 pm |

    Some more questions they might ask:

    1) Who do you think is blacker, Romney or Obama?

    2) Which candidate has more experience being President of the United States, Romney or Obama?

    3) Which candidate do you think has more recipes for dog, Romney or Obama?

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm |

    mojo 11: that’s an awesome click-through. Credible? Hmmm….

    Well, it makes sense, but so do a lot of things that turn out to not be true.

    I’m not familiar with DuJan; what kind of rep has he got?

    aside: I doubt any of the polls can properly predict the “stat home” vote, which, as DuJan points out, could be substantial, and the deciding factor. Won’t just be the disenchanted black vote; a lot of jewish vote could stay home too.

  16. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm |

    More on mojo 11′s link: it has me thinking…

    … a stretch, I know…

    … it’s well know that the original link with VJ (aka “the night stalker”) was with Michelle, then with Barak, whom she “mentored;” and we know that it appears that she is key in setting many WH policies (possibly in concert with Michelle), while spending quite a lot of time in the WH residential quarters at night….

    … so, what if the relationship between VJ and Michelle is a lot closer than generally supposed?

    (I’m not even sure that which one she spends the most time with proves anything: he’s got the levers of power, so of course she spends time with him too.)

    …. not that it really matters. What matters is the results, which are so bad we really, really need a change in administration,
    not because of who they are, but because of what they do.

  17. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm |

    By the way, about the fist fight thing:

    It’s a no brainer. BHO’s only chance is to run, but in the unlikely chance that R1 can’t run him down himself, he can always have R2 do it for him.

  18. geezerette
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 5:48 am |

    Yes InD #16 — the behind the scenes of VJ + Michelle= Obama + fishy smell –is something that should be looked into.

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