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PeggyU

32 Comments!

  1. Caged Insanity
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 3:23 pm |

    I self-censor in some locations, such as this site, because it’s not my sandbox, but I agree with the statements completely.

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm |

    ^ No need. Just don’t draw the attention of anyone who might come knocking on my door for obvious reasons :)

  3. Caged Insanity
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm |

    True, but that’s a general rule to follow anywhere.

    Been too easy for me to fly into soap-box-hyperbole these days when it comes to other things though. :/

  4. bocopro
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm |

    Can’t recall having ever used his alleged family name (the Kenyan one) in the same sentence with the term President. In case I did somewhere along the line, please accept my humble and sincere apologies for the massive brain fart.

    My identifying noun phrases for him include, but are not limited to

    Il Impostore
    PT ot US (Post Turtle of the US)
    Obamateur
    Oblamebush
    El Precedente
    Kenyan-in-Chief
    Zerobama
    Pak Soetoro
    Broke-Dick Barry
    One Big Ass Mistake America
    Uh-Bammer
    Teleprompter of the US
    Marxist-in-Chief
    Red-Shirt Rookie
    Unpatriotic, unqualified, unprepared, unable, un-American, Muslim Dickwad
    Asperger Asshole
    Double-dealing, double-talking,bisexual socialist
    Senor Fraudulento
    and
    Misfuck

    Some of the others are not appropriate for mixed company

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm |

    I’m presently using Chairman Zero and Captain Zero, although I use others if the context seems to warrant.

    The Amateur could be a new favorite; wish I had the time and money to get and read the book with that title. I hear it’s worth doing.

    http://www.amazon.com/Amateur-Edward-Klein/dp/1596987855/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1347750449&sr=1-1

    It’s a little awkward, recommending a book I haven’t read, but in this case I’m doing it anyway.

  6. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:26 pm |

    I think Missy has a message:

  7. JoeBandMember&#174
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:33 pm |

    I had to self-censor the lettering on my vehicle after two tires were mysteriously damaged beyond repair.

    The left is very angry.

  8. JoeBandMember®
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm |

    Yeah, i did it again.

  9. Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm |

    Someone, maybe it was someone here, referred to him as Flap Ears McSpendy Pants. That is still one of my favorites. :)

  10. Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm |

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Never mind the the goddamned cocksucking, motherfucking, shit-licking Prog/Coms…
    Obama wants America to get fucked in the ass by a bunch of goatse-assed, splooge-slathered sand monkeys too

    Well, it kinda rhymes.

  11. Melissa In Texas
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:50 pm |

    The left is coming completely unhinged at the thought of the Precedent losing. It ain’t gonna be pretty and I plan to speak my mind!
    The media is losing their mask and some folks are waking to this…
    I am deeply disturbed by the apathy I see displayed in people who say they will not vote and get in their faces.
    Fuck it… I WILL shame therm!

  12. Posted September 15, 2012 at 5:36 pm |

    Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals (They’re good for patriots also). Two of them really apply here:

    Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.

    Rule 11: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, polarize it. Don’t try to attack abstract corporations or bureaucracies. Identify a responsible individual. Ignore attempts to shift or spread the blame.

    Saul Alinsky was all about doing things that would goad the opposition into reacting badly, to our advantage. Saul Alinsky was an evil bastard, but some of his tactics are just common sense. We can use them without sinking to his level.

  13. ZZMike
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 6:35 pm |

    Another one for the “November is coming” file:

    “Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured…
    but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.

    “Many of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance …
    paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.”

    [Ben Stein]

  14. mech
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 8:48 pm |

    It is good to finally see a coordinated effort to reclaim the language.

  15. Posted September 15, 2012 at 8:58 pm |

    Okey Dokes…. Short and Sweet.

    Gas was $1.85, now $4.00
    Islam hated us, now they hate us more
    Military is suffering Major cuts
    Obamacare is going to Ruin small business, including mine
    We don’t drill
    He is a bowing punkass
    Marines are being trained as Domestic Police
    Drones and Cameras everywhere
    Affecting my Life badly

    Done, gonna pet my Saint and get the new kitten out of his mouth…….. No damage, Mongo thinks he is her momma…. Wants her with him on his bed.

    Ever seen a teeny kitten after being in the gentle jaws of a Saint Bernard?

    Slimey

  16. Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:42 pm |

    “Ever seen a teeny kitten after being in the gentle jaws of a Saint Bernard?”

    Wollf: Nope, but I seen one after my ‘Danish Shepherd’, “Bruiser” finally got aholt of it after several hours of playing. He was triumphantly trotting around the back yard with most of it hanging out of his mouth. All except the head.

    I yelled at him to STAY! (which he immediately did), then I ran up and pried his jaws apart with my hands. You could tell he didn’t like this part. Out dropped the kitten, shook itself, and renewed the attack!

    Photobucket

  17. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:45 pm |

    ^ OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. LLoyd
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 10:17 pm |

    I just read Mark Styns piece. Talkl about ‘owwie!” Like you when i listen to Bams voice, inflection, face, I want to crap on him.

    Also for a great treat see Allen West GOP response to ‘Sequestration’. Damn, I hope he wins the new district the GOP is turning him over to. Supposed to be GOP favorable.He is one of the best gul-darn Reps we have.

    Our House Reps have the toughest race. Theirs is for only 2 years. If you need money anywhere–its there.

  19. Posted September 16, 2012 at 4:56 am |

    ^ OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey, it was the 80′s. Everybody had hair like that. There’s no need to revisit that particular decade when it comes to hair.

    Fortunately, I’m not the least bit sensitive about it.

  20. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 6:37 am |

    This post caused 2 important things to bubble up into my brane memory closet; just 2…..

    1. How many remember that Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns—in one game—-at Polk High?

    2. HELL is when reality sets in! [...attribushun: Tommy Hobbes...]

    I blame OBoBo for both 1 and 2 !

    Meh

  21. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 7:22 am |

    ^ Yep on #1, you [insert Peg Bundy's maiden name], sir.

    Lloyd (18)
    Fixed the typo, and your second link is the same as the first.

    Hog (19)
    Re: “Hey, it was the 80′s. Everybody had hair like that.”
    Uh, no, we didn’t. See: AFReg something. See also: genetics.

  22. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 8:28 am |

    IS this the Allen West Link you mentioned LLoyd?

    “Mr. President: for you – the Commander-in-Chief of our Armed Forces – to sit idle and do nothing while this dark cloud hangs over our military, it is shameful, it is irresponsible, and it is wrong. It is dead wrong. In your nomination acceptance speech, you stated your goal was to have the strongest military the world has ever known. You have proven this promise to the American people is nothing more than empty rhetoric. All of this as a bargaining chip to raise taxes.”

    Good stuff: RTWT

  23. Posted September 16, 2012 at 8:32 am |

    DougM: I stand corrected. Those of us who had hair, had it that way. The chicks loved it.

    Of course, they also loved bell-bottomed pants, but what are you gonna do when you’ve you got a Pantload of Love™, and are just looking for a place to put it?

    Yep, them were the days.

  24. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 8:47 am |

    I don’t agree with Zombie.

    There’s no way I could reach the HoneyBooBoos with a blog headline unless I skywrote it over their houses. Then they wouldn’t read it. Or understand it.

    No, taking “truthaganda” to 11.5 sffects them not at all and serves only to change me. Sometimes it is only my committment to be bone-truthful to my readers in a rational and thoughtful way that keeps me from going poo-flinging mad-crazy me own self.

    Which would ultimately contribute to the social/Values decline into feeeelings over Reason that got us into this mess in the first place.

    Though I sure do understand Zombie’s feeeelings on the matter…

  25. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 9:00 am |

    Okay, Missy,
    I’ll put a little “edge” on my serious posts.
    (Anybody know an edgy word for traitor?)

  26. Posted September 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm |

    ^ Doug – Backstabber?

  27. geezerette
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 5:23 pm |

    Are you saying it hasn’t always been code 11?

  28. LLoyd
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 7:01 pm |

    Doug thanks for the corrections. Here’s the Allen West GOP–he isso flippen good

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNj8lWurMc4

  29. Posted September 16, 2012 at 9:19 pm |

    I’ve made the commitment and already started getting flack on Facebook from folks saying I’ve crossed some imaginary line or am going too far. Come election day, I can live with that a lot easier than the thought of not having said and done enough.

  30. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 9:42 pm |

    (Anybody know an edgy word for traitor?)
    I dunno. Obama?

  31. Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:14 am |

    Provacateur

  32. Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:24 am |

    ^ Damn shame that the French don’t have a word for that.

    Yanno, back during WWI the Germans hired people to ride the buses and subways in Paris and such, and cry like they’d just lost a son in the war. Eventually, the French caught-on to this. Even they have a brain sometimes. The sentence was Death.

    If it was me, I’d make it worse.

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