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I stepped on a wasp last nite [yes, in my own kitchen. yes, I was wearing shooz -- thongs]

Anyone got a good remedy for the swelling / itching / stinging?
Feels like I’m walkin’ around on a prickly golf ball….

29 Comments!

  1. bocopro
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 1:49 pm |

    My older girl got hit by jellyfish in Hawaii and the lifeguard put meat tenderizer and vinegar on it. Very dramatic recovery.

    ‘Course the sooner it’s applied, the better. Check this out:

    http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2010/08/02/meat-tenderizer-for-pain-of-sting/

  2. Vilmar
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm |

    Make sure the stinger is out. You might need someone else to look as it’s hard to do by one’s self.

    Once out, Bocopro is on to something.

  3. Vilmar
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 2:00 pm |

    Go here, too.

    http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/wasp-sting-treatment-1108.html

  4. mojo
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm |

    Wasps don’t leave stingers behind. That’s bees. The wasps’ stingers are multiple-fire weapons, which is why they’re not shy about letting fly.

    Oh, and: I’ve been deleted by Boing Boing! All my comments seem to have hit the Ministry of Truth.

    I’M SOMEBODY!!
    (/navin)

  5. Posted September 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm |

    Runu it under hot water, as hot as you can stand it.

    You’ll know when it’s “done”.

  6. Posted September 17, 2012 at 2:38 pm |

    Grandma used a half an onion. Rub it on the sting site. Pain should be gone in five minutes, Plus the onion is an antibacterial.

    As a kid, I got stung a LOT!

  7. Edd Zachary
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm |

    Used to be a bee keeper.

    Use Absorbine Jr. for honey bee stings and have used for yellow jacket, bumble bee and hornet stings.

    Get well soon

  8. geezerette
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm |

    Owweee those buggers hurt –Ice immediately and hemorrhoid cream after and I’d take an antihistamine just to be sure your not allergic to it. Everyone has good advice any of it would be great.

  9. apotheosis
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm |

    You need someone to pee on it.

    Pretty sure I saw that in an episode of Friends.

  10. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm |

    Male saliva & Chapstick covered lips. The *last* thing you will be thinking of is a wasp sting! Potential side effect: Depending on the stingee, a 911 call may be involved. Very rare (…only happened once…) a call for large combination pizza & 6 pack of Chardonney…

  11. Annoyed White Male
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm |

    Ditto on above: soak in the hottest water you can stand for a while, apply meat tenderizer poultice. Both break down the poison. The tenderizer is best put on ASAP before the poison gets too deep.

    If you have any chronic joint pain, you may notice relief for a few days. The antihistamines you release to fight the poison also helps with joint inflammation.

  12. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm |

    *ahem*

    Claire wears thongs too :)

  13. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm |

    ^ Not sure how wearin’ a thong has anything to do with a foot …
    (What? Oh … the sandals kind.)
    Nev-er-mind

    Love the new avatar, mojo. Very evocative.

  14. Posted September 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm |

    Clay mask. It pulls out the venom as it dries, same as it does with the oil in the pores on your face. The in-laws use it on scorpion stings in AZ.

    Of course, since it’s been a while, you may just want to use the tenderizer. The mask works best on a recent sting, not a while later.

  15. Tom Smith
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm |

    Yep, cut onion

  16. Posted September 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm |

    Grandma used a half an onion. Rub it on the sting site. Pain should be gone in five minutes, Plus the onion is an antibacterial.

    And it still tastes great on tonight’s burger!

  17. Jess
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 6:18 pm |

    When it first stings, the best thing is a poultice of spit and cigarette tobacco. After that, the poison is in your system and you have an allergic reaction.

    Benadryl is what you need. Take two and stay off your feet as much as possible.

  18. Posted September 17, 2012 at 6:25 pm |

    Well, Folks, now that has been about five hours from the incident, and since any additional advice on First Aid is long overdue…..

    We can at least take solace in the fact that between the vinegar, onions and steak tenderizer…. At least we can have a BBQ!

    Get well, we don’t want to taste your foot….. Well, excepting maybe Buddy Hog.

    ;)

  19. LLoyd
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 7:11 pm |

    Pass the ketchup.

  20. Posted September 17, 2012 at 9:14 pm |

    Get well, we don’t want to taste your foot….. Well, excepting maybe Buddy Hog.

    Hey! I take excepting to that!

    Okay, fine. I have sucked on a foot or two in my travels. Of course, they struggled a little, at first, but none of them ever called 911 after that! So I’ve got that much going for me.

  21. geezerette
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 5:33 am |

    Pickled Claires foot.

  22. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:15 am |

    You Guyz Rawk! Thank You!

    All written down for the next time — and Somebody Else, I hope.

    Now it’s only half a golf ball and it itches like a dirty bassturd.
    Exploring the incredible joy of scratching an itch…. The human body — whadda machine!

    uhh……

  23. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:31 am |

    Reminds me of the snake-bite scene in Bananas (esp. the ending).

  24. mech
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 7:42 am |

    Glad you’re feeling better Claire.

    I learned a bit, too.

  25. RonF
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:45 am |

    Single malt Irish whiskey, preferably no less than 16 years old. Apply orally until the pain subsides. In a pinch a blended Irish whiskey will suffice, but absolutely no less than 12 years old. Bushmills or Jameson for the former. Powers or Tullamore Dew make an acceptable 12-year old blended.

  26. Lance
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm |

    After reading all of the above treatments & cures from the Porch’s EMT
    gang, I just hope our Claire, ppwckliaau, survives! The mixture of the
    suggested potions, chemicals, spices, libations & assorted alcoholic
    based liquids is enough to bring multiple HAZMAT teams racing to her
    farm with sirens screaming & scaring all the chickens, too!!

  27. mojo
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 12:31 pm |

    “It will have to come off!”
    – Doctor Gumby

  28. Posted September 19, 2012 at 1:06 pm |

    I was just going to suggest baking soda, since that’s what Mom always put on our bee stings. The itching is the worst part!

  29. smfish
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 10:46 pm |

    from an MD
    problem is the foreign proteins. open top of sting. use extractor syringe to get proteins out. then take antihistamine and if swollen start a course of steroids like medrol dose pack. ice occasionally.

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