Frog foreign policy always result in lot of croaking.*

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream.
The scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back.
The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?”
The scorpion replies, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

The frog is satisfied, so they set out.
In midstream, the scorpion stings the frog.
The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink.
He has just enough time to gasp, “Why?!”

The scorpion replies: “Its my nature.”

Canada Free Press

* Confucius, I think; but might’a been me, though, ’cause Confucius would’a said “cloaking.”

5 Comments!

  1. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 2:16 pm |

    Cloaking?

    Confucius was a Romulan!? Who knew?…..

  2. Caged Insanity
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 5:53 pm |

    Off topic: As full of hyperbole as I may be, I’m generally not rude in person. That changed today when some liberal tool showed up knocking on the door trying to push their agenda on a proposition that is up for vote.
    He was doing fine with keeping the whole deal vague and touchy-feely until he said “basically it prevents the unions from having a voice…”

    At which point I stated flatly “that’s a good thing” and shut the door quite firmly.

    Looking forward to see how badly they vandalize my house and/or car.

  3. mech
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm |

    At the moment I don’t wish to attempt to express how this article makes me feel.

  4. Posted September 18, 2012 at 10:34 pm |

    I tawt I taw a Romulan!

  5. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 6:44 am |

    Making common cause with Romulans? Wouldn’t put it past ‘em…

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