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[Some Pakistani protest leader jackass] … said the director, the producer and all those involved in the production and release of ["Innocence of Muslims"] must be hanged publicly. “The US must make a law against blasphemy – or we will not let the US consulates in Pakistan function,” he said.

Yadda, yadda, yadda …
Submit or I will taunt you a second time die. Yeah, we know.

One of the participants of the rally … passed away …. Witnesses said he had complained of feeling unwell from the smoke from US flags burnt at the rally.

Sounds like self-defense to me.

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10 Comments!

  1. RonF
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:41 am |

    From what I saw at least some of the American “flags” that were being burned were crude depictions of American flags drawn on sheets.

  2. S2
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 9:00 am |

    Kids these days. Or parental values, maybe. On Drudge a while ago.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 9:43 am |

    What if its muslims who insult the Profit *Mo*?

    I will defer my answer to Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Salmond Rushdie [...tho I cain`t spell their names...]

    However, I will remark that about 500 years ago, give or take, the concept of democratic philosophy began to take root for budding nation-states. Prior times? Wars & pillage were the 1st, middle and last diplomatic choices, where differences of opinions clashed!

    Monkeys with car keys are still struggling with democracy, but are trying….

    Monkeys with camels? Forget about it!

    What then are car monkeys to do? I know what this minkee would do if offered the chance. THIS minkee happens to be a “Cockpit Whore”! {…By the way, today is the birthday of THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE! Happy Birthday Zoomies! It grates me a smidge that I am older——}

    Back to the subject: *I* would train and equip car monkees to carry out one simple, boilerplate edict.

    That edict? “The penalty for camel monkeys who fuck with car monkeys will be 100 times more punitive and painful than anything you do or attempt to do!
    Car monkeys have graphs that prove the cost/benefit of this edict for democratic capitalist nation states is POSITIVE! For camel monkeys, not so much…..”

  4. rickn8or
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 10:00 am |

    Is it just me or are these “camel monkeys” trying to raise Mohammed above Allah?

    Seems that would be a more serious form of blasphemy.

  5. Freddie Sykes
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 11:08 am |

    The blasphemy laws will be applied equally to all religions. For example, under sharia law, if a Muslim calls Christians or Jews monkeys and apes, we will have a right to complain to an imam who will then agree that we are indeed monkeys and apes.

  6. geezerette
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 11:28 am |

    The flags are made in China—- hmmm

  7. TimO
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:38 pm |

    “…or we will not let the US consulates in Pakistan function.”

    Fine by me. That means you won’t be getting that nice fat aid check or any protection when the hoards come for YOU.

  8. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 7:14 pm |

    Just goes to show that America is like kryptonite to these guys.

  9. mech
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 7:27 pm |

    Kinda like a happy episode of Looney Tunes.

    Was the flag made by ACME?

  10. Thunderbottom
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:46 am |

    I’ll bet that the smoke that killed that guy was from the burning home-made “US” flags painted with toxic Chinese paint on cheap-ass Pakistani bed sheets (like the kind one can buy at the local “dollar” discount stores).

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