today’s audience participation

Things Democrats Say In Private

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  1. bocopro
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm |

    Hard to believe how stupid the blacks are, isn’t it? I mean, when they finally figure out that everything we’ve done in the past 50 years has been focused on keeping them on the ‘new plantation,’ they’re gonna be really pissed. We need to work on finding a way to blame that on the Tea Party.

  2. Hog Whitman
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 4:09 pm |

    … everything we’ve done in the past 50 years has been focused on keeping them on the ‘new plantation,’…

    I doan be sayin nuffin, Massa. I jus be ho’in dese weeds an keepin my mouf shut.

    Oh look! Mandingo is on BET tonight!

  3. MikeG
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm |

    We’re f*cked, aren’t we?

  4. PeggyU
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 6:16 pm |

    Is there a lady’s room so I can check my gender?

  5. iD
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 6:23 pm |

    “47%? Still too low.”

    “What happens if China doesn’t have enough money to buy our debt?”

    “Operation Fast and Furious? We’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling bloggers.”

    “Fundraiser with Beyonce and Jay-Z? Check. Appearance on Letterman? Check. A visit to Ground Zero? Heh.”

    “If Rupert Murdoch ever buys NBC, we’re f—ing doomed.”

    “Maybe Bush’s hard line approach to the Islamic militants was the right way.”

  6. rickn8or
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 7:36 pm |

    “They’re our new neighbors?? Oh crap, there goes the neighborhood.”

  7. mech
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 8:04 pm |

    #15

  8. logdogsmith
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:05 pm |

    Sarah sure is smart. And hot, too!

  9. Caged Insanity
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:17 pm |

    “I can’t wait until we can put those Christians into a gas chamber along with the jews.”

  10. Hog Whitman
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:24 am |

    ^^ Sarah is hawt! I. Would. Hit. That.

    Of course, I would also hit a goat (no offense to Sarah).

    I guess it just boils-down to what/whatever that will hold still for a minute or so.

  11. geezerette
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 7:30 am |

    Check my tongue is it getting bigger and turning purple. I’ve had three nose jobs but what would I do about this tongue?

  12. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 7:49 am |

    #17 I wonder if the president will be as flexible for Russia as America has been for him?
    Dumb question. A skinny guy like him can easily grab his ankles and take one in the ass for Marx.

  13. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 8:23 am |

    Barney: “Do you fuck on first dates Harry?”

  14. Hog Whitman
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 9:34 am |

    Harry: My religion prevents me from doing that.

    What’s that you say? You have a campaign contribution for me?

    Top or bottom?

  15. Thunderbottom
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 10:07 am |

    “That Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is so stupid, she can’t breathe without detailed instructions.”

    “Is it just me or do you find David Letterman more than just a little creepy?”

  16. geezerette
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:41 pm |

    He’s little and hugely creepy.

  17. geezerette
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm |

    He and Honey boo boo.

  18. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 8:49 am |

    Plus————–he is from Indiana! (…fortunately, separated from me by the Rhine Ohio River…)

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