today’s honorary KisPian tells FBI to get off his lawn

When asked about the display, Johnson said he didn’t “give a shit” if it was offensive and went on to criticize the president.

“I don’t really give a damn whether it disturbs you or not,” Johnson told Burnt Orange Report. “You can take [your concerns] and go straight to hell and take Obama with you. I don’t give a shit. If you don’t like it, don’t come down my street.”

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33 Comments!

  1. Posted September 21, 2012 at 11:16 am |

    Might I say, it took a lot more premeditation and planning to hang the Sarah effigy. A lawn chair in a tree could be done without making any special purchases.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 11:49 am |

    Offensive, perhaps, but certainly not racist. In this case, the crybabies yelling ‘racist’ are thinking ‘lynching’, but are overlooking or are ignorant of the fact that for 150 plus years, the penalty for treason and espionage in this country was death by hanging.
    That hanging chair is entirely fitting in this case.
    Good for Mr. Johnson. Fuck the Huffpuff.

  3. mojo
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 11:50 am |

    Good for him. I’d have liked to hear the conversation with the cops.

    “So, am I breaking the law?”
    “No, sir, but…”
    “BUT my ass. Piss off.”

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 11:55 am |

    I think it’s interesting how they don’t even realize they’ve just admitted that Obama’s an empty chair……….

  5. JoeBandMember®
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm |

    Bravo!

    However, look for it to be the teaser on national newscasts for the next few days.

    Then they’ll find a tape of Romney laughing about something and connect it to the chair lynching.

    Just sit back and watch.

  6. TimO
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm |

    I would have told the Secret Service, “Hey it’s for the squirrels to sit on. I’m an animal lover. You got a problem with that?”

  7. Posted September 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm |

    Take it up a notch, then. Absurd deserves more absurd. Anyone for a sofa hanging?

  8. Posted September 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm |

    I srsly just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain!

  9. rickn8or
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 12:57 pm |

    That’s the problem with Texicans; you never know what’s on their mind.

    And mojo’s conversation needs to happen a lot more.

  10. Posted September 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm |

    I want Johnson for a neighbor.

  11. geezerette
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 1:59 pm |

    Eh Eh Eh — sorry — I’ve had this strange laugh as of late and I can’t control it—- EH EH eh eh—-

  12. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 2:45 pm |

    WHAT? You ain`t never seen a *Chairy* tree?

  13. Jess
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 2:53 pm |

    I’m guessing someone was offended, which is typical for the mostly liberal citizens of Austin. They moved there because they found there’s more sources for sponging off the taxpayers.

  14. Melissa In Texas
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 3:40 pm |

    Jess, you are more than likely correct on the liberal whiners here.
    That being said…. I was laughing my butt off when I saw this!
    ONLY IN TEXAS!
    The hanging chair is a far cry from the bumpersticker referenced. The hanging chair is an political statement, NOT a racial statement!

  15. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm |

    Mr. Colonel Jerry, SIR!!! #12…LMFAO!

  16. geezerette
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm |

    ^^ Nope. never. not even an “emptychairy” tree–
    Melissa— how’s things? Been thinkin’ of you.

  17. Melissa In Texas
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:48 pm |

    I am doing better. I just started my new job this week for the “enemy” of the asshats ;)
    I am LOVING it!

  18. Melissa In Texas
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 5:01 pm |

    BTW…..
    THANK YOU KISPIANS!
    Y’all made a tough situation a lot easier.
    I am still doing the couch thing until my home is ready and it will be a month before I see a paycheck, but life is looking up!
    My friends were the only thing that helped save my sanity!

  19. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 5:57 pm |

    *heh*
    Maybe they’ll chop down that chairy tree.
    I cannot tell a lie.

    Then again, mebbe he’s just a professional-wrestling fan.

  20. Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:09 pm |

    Glad you are doing better, MiT. If needed, I can hep again.

    Oh, Doug, I am impressed with myself. I GOT the joke right off the bat.

  21. Melissa In Texas
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:10 pm |

    OMG! Doug!
    Bwahahahhahaaaaaa!

  22. Melissa In Texas
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:12 pm |

    Thanks, Wolff.
    I was starting to get discouraged and out of sorts, but God’s timing has been incredible!

  23. Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:15 pm |

    ^^^ Good on you. If you need, talk on the back channel. Wifey said Cool. But then, likes every bodies, even me!

  24. mech
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 7:21 pm |

    Well the chair in the tree apparently doesn’t fold under pressure.

  25. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm |

    MiT – Glad to hear you’re getting back into the workforce, and in something you like. Good news like that makes my day a little brighter. Congratulations!

  26. Posted September 21, 2012 at 9:18 pm |

  27. Merovign
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 3:41 am |

    OMG the left are hypocrites and keep changing the rules? Who knew?!?!

  28. Hope Rogers
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 6:07 am |

    It’s a chair.
    How it a chair “offensive”??!?

  29. MikeG
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 7:36 am |

    If the guy would have called his display “art” he could have gotten himself a nice federal grant. Maybe enough to buy a recliner or sumthin’.

  30. geezerette
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 8:11 am |

    Yes MG it does stimulate the visual and intellectual. I’m sure it would qualify for a grant.

  31. Jimmy don\'t play that
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 6:51 pm |

    The artwork features a “photograph of the crucifix submerged in the artist’s urine.folding chair suspended from a tree”

    The gallery released a statement … “…The fact that this work continues to draw controversy on both sides of the political, social and religious aisles unfortunately overshadows the artist’s intention, which is to engage the viewer on both a visual and intellectual level. In these times of heated religious fervor it is important to remember that freedom of expression remains dear to any democracy.”

  32. mech
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm |

    How about a chair in a pool of yellow fluid.

    A kiddie pool would do the trick. . .

  33. Cheesy
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 4:32 pm |

    I hanged (Hung?) a Lazyboy recliner from the tree in our front yard and no one said jack.