the 2012th imam

The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam

—President Barack Hussein Obama 2012

“Y’all better vote for f–king Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House! Now that’s some amazing s–t,” Madonna said. “It means there is hope in this country

—Madonna 2012

26 Comments!

  1. mojo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:46 am |

    Slander requires an untruth. Truth cannot be slanderous.

    “Obama is a pathetic dipshit” is therefore not slander.

  2. mojo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:59 am |

    Man attempts suicide by tiger at Bronx Zoo – unsuccessfully

    (Daily Mail Monstro-Link hidden)

    Look, pal – just go shoot yourself, huh? You’re giving a rare tiger heartburn…

  3. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:13 pm |

    Yet another compelling reason to vote Romney this fall:

    “When Obama is in the White House for a second term I’ll take it [her clothes] all off,” [Madonna] said to cheers and whistles from the audience.

    More info, if you have to have it, here:
    http://thehill.com/capital-living/in-the-know/258491-madonna-strips-for-obama-offers-profanity-laced-endorsement

  4. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm |

    Madonna and Barbra Streisand are where I get all of my political advice.

  5. rickn8or
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm |

    Fuck islam.
    Fuck Mohammed.
    Fuck Obama.
    Fuck Madonna.
    That about covers it I think; any questions Barry?

    (“Fuck Madonna” is only in the figurative sense of course. Shudder.)

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:27 pm |

    This is boring! OBoBo`s predictions are currently (-100%…). Then there is the definition of “slander”. In the Islamic portion of The Blue Marble the illiteracy rate is 90 fucking %! Do they know or care what the dictionary describes as the meanings of “slander”? Nope! Do I care that they don`t care? Nope! Are 90% of the dummies in a billion ragheads a threat to Western Civilization? A cursory scan back in history reveals Islam`s early attempt to quash Westen Civilization hit a wall manned by “Chuck Martel”! Jumping ahead a few centuries, the brand new USA knocked off the Barbary pirate`s cheap shit with a couple of Navy ship`s Captains & a 1st/Lt Pressley O`Bannons Marines..

    In 1890`s Lord Kitchner`s British & Christian Egyptian armies put paid to the “Madhi no. ?” 60,000 ragheads in the Soudan mostly at Atabara and Khartoum. With less than 1/2 their numbers.

    Since the birth of all KisPers, has tiny Israel ever lost a war against larger numbers of Ragheads?

    And this is just “cursory”.

    I doubt that “slander” will be the last excuse or that Islam will ever accept Peace. But attaining their goal of world domination? The illiterate bastards will continue trying and continue dying…………..

  7. SteveHGraham
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm |

    On the bright side, she threatened to strip naked if he won. I think a lot of people would go to the polls to avoid seeing something not unlike a whitewashed California raisin.

  8. geezerette
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm |

    What’s wrong with the statement” We have a black Muslim President who supports gays”? What makes you sick listening to Americans yelling Yeah yeah— applause applause—

  9. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm |

    ^ Might be better than the raisin, but still not something to see.

    I did like it that she supported Pussy Riot, but then what entertainer didn’t?

    I wouldn’t even take political advice from Ted Nugent, and that would be a hell of a lot better choice than Madonna. Interesting bedfellows though. Think of it — rooting for Captain Zero’s reelection:

    The Red Chinese,
    Putin,
    Madonna,
    Islamic terrorists everywhere….

    ….you’d think even Madonna would get a clue.

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm |

    geezerette 8: wonder if the Romans turned out to yell Yeah yeah— applause applause—

    …when the Vandals got to the gates?

  11. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm |

    The vulgar, lascivious Madonna would find her fate curiously altered if she had to live under Sharia.
    “Hey Mr Black Muslim President, should we sodomize the infidel whore first, or just go ahead and stone her?”

    I doubt she has the courage to put her considerable money where her foul mouth is and move to Iran. They have a Muslim President there too. He’s not “black” but he’s definitely from the Dark Side.

  12. Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm |

    @geezerette: the problem isn’t that he’s a black Muslim who supports gays… it’s that he’s a United States president that doesn’t support the United States.

  13. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm |

    Dick 11: just a nit, but you left out the part about the obligatory flogging.

    Nightfly 12: hear, hear!

    It’s a tad off the topic of this particular thread, but here’s a howler from a NYT article “Deadly Attack in Libya Was Major Blow to C.I.A. Efforts” http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/24/world/africa/attack-in-libya-was-major-blow-to-cia-efforts.html?pagewanted=all

    The attack has raised questions about the adequacy of security preparations at the two American compounds in Benghazi: the American mission, the main diplomatic facility where Mr. Stevens … died … and an annex a half-mile away that encompassed four buildings inside a low-walled compound.

    From among these buildings, the C.I.A. personnel carried out their secret missions. The New York Times agreed to withhold locations and details of these operations at the request of Obama administration officials, who said that disclosing such information could jeopardize future sensitive government activities and put at risk American personnel working in dangerous settings. [italics mine]

    I hardly know where to start:

    * “Concerns” about disclosing intelligence operations by the most leak-prone administration in American history?

    * “Cooperation” by the NYT, a once great paper that is now a rag prepared to compromise anything and jeopardize anyone to print a story?

    * “Withholding locations” of facilities that AQ terrorist combatants have been tracking for at least months and have raided (with loss of US lives) within the past couple of weeks? The “secret” compound that just came under mortar fire? Who the hell doesn’t know where it is?

    * Concerns now for the risks to American personnel? (Hey, I thought American deaths were just “bumps in the road” anyway….)

    * In any case, what “future sensitive activities?” CIA and intelligence personnel have now mostly fled the country. See below:

    The deputy prime minister, Mustafa Abushagour, was quoted in The Wall Street Journal last week saying that he learned about some of the delicate American operations in Benghazi only after the attack on the mission, in large part because a surprisingly large number of Americans showed up at the Benghazi airport to be evacuated. [italics mine]

    * Andddd….. when it comes to “future operations” (volunteers, anyone?) who cares about the “location” of this compromised facility? Would anyone in their right mind ever use it again? Seriously?

    (Or…. is the plan to go back were our people were killed before because no one would ever think to look for us there?)

  14. geezerette
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm |

    I was thinking more in terms of there not being any gay Muslims. Or they don’t dare come out of the closet??? Isn’t it against their “religion”? I know there are none in Iran–Dinner Jacket said so–

  15. mojo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm |

    Study: Men Without A Penis Live Longer
    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/213695.php

    But…aren’t “men without a penis” called…women?

  16. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 2:23 pm |

    My statement to the United Nations would have been, “The future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of an American Bald Eagle will visit you and wreak havoc and destruction upon your existence.”

    Yeah, Allen West (PBUH).

  17. Jess
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm |

    They are, and they live longer.

    Why can’t I get paid to point out the obvious?

  18. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 4:11 pm |

    The future must not belong to those who surrender to the propheteers of Islam.”
    — me

  19. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 4:37 pm |

    16: I do like Allen West. I sure hope he goes on to great things.

  20. Caged Insanity
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 5:07 pm |

    *points at the elephant in the room*

    2nd Amendment folks. Right there. Big grey elephant, standing in the middle of the f’ing room.

  21. bocopro
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 5:47 pm |

    Apparently some forms of intolerance are contagious. My wife is lactose intolerant, and I think I’ve caught it from her. A moderate amount of whole milk in my belly produces enough gas to run a Prius for a month.

    And not only that, I think the strain I caught has mutated, ‘cause now I become hypertense any time I see or hear a politician on TV doing or saying ANYthing. What would that be . . . . verbose intolerance?

    Also, anytime I hear the Kenyan’s voice for any reason, my overdose intolerance shifts into high gear, which brings on my bellicose reaction. Then I develop an irresistible urge to expose his grandiose megadose of leftover compost and stuff a soiled pair of FLotUS pantyhose up his nose as he looks down at us in continuing campaign overexposure.

    Asshole intolerance . . . I guess that’s what I have. Can’t stand brokedicks and mealymouthers and speechifiers and professional campaigners. I mean, anyone who can’t call what happened in Benghazi on 9/11 a terrorist attack on the US is an asshole. Hell, even Shrillary called it what it was. Even his Supreme Toadiness, Carney, says it was clearly a terrorist attack.

    Pak Soetoro is very obviously a victim of a severe congenital deficiency: dystruthia. Any amount, even a single syllable’s worth of honest data or unbiased words causes his tongue to burst into flame and all the sphinctres in his waste-disposal systems to relax.

    In addition to a flawed gene which causes his spine to collapse when events demand leadership from him, his upbringing in other-than-American societies has given him a distorted image of self in which he stands as the savior while projecting his abject inadequacy onto everyone else, especially those who disagree with him and particularly anyone completely deficient in African-American ancestry.

    Megalomania, hubris, deception, scapegoatism, and deeply rooted racism ooze from his every pore. Islam urges its faithful to use any and all means at their disposal to conquer and subdue the infidel, and that includes overtly lying about their own faith so long as their purpose is to spread Islam and conquer its enemies.

    Any lingering doubt as to where his loyalties are fixed has long been dispelled by the Cairo capitulation speech, the unmistakable bow to the Saudi King, the inability to use the word terrorist where it is most appropriate, the rush to condemn the “stupid” police over the Harvard professor incident while insisting that Nidal Hasan’s massacre of unarmed US Army personnel was misunderstood “workplace violence,” the prolonged hesitation to take any steps to end Assad’s slaughter of his own people, an inexplicable foot-dragging posture on Iran’s development of nuclear weapons and delivery systems for them, and a clear message to Israel that campaigning for a second term is far more important than preventing the lunatic Ahmadinejad from removing the Jewish state from the global map in favor of Paleosimians whose entire contribution to human culture has consisted of rage, hate, rioting, rock throwing, and murder of innocent women and children.

    The strangest thing about it all is how a country with fewer than 3 million Muslims, or less than ONE percent of its total population, managed to put one in charge of its affairs. Erasing the contamination from these four years will take at least one entire generation. A second term will bring the tipping point for the US to go down the same slide as the Chin, Khan, Roman, and British empires. The economy will NEVER recover, nor will our status and prestige. And the problem is that half the people believe that he’s not only a nice guy, but is doing a really good job in fixing the total disaster he “inherited” and would probably have fixed it all by now if not for those damned Tea Partiers.

    Strange thing about democratic election of officials in a republic — sometimes what happens is that individuals are elected who are less capable in many ways than the people they’re governing. The source of power in a republic is the citizens. When they surrender that to an inexperienced, inadequate, inept, and incapable impostor through their own ignorance and laziness, they probably will get the government they deserve.

  22. JoeBandMember®
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 5:48 pm |

    Throwing up here, Boss.

  23. LLoyd
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 7:05 pm |

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    Obama being called ‘his excellecy’ today at the UN (did you see the outrageous level they put him? Any one remember Bush getting such treatment? “With Protcol and in a seperate seat BEFORE being introduced a 3rd time as ‘Your Excellency”??WTF. And look at his narcissistic face!)and ‘eye candy’ on the View to J-los $1000,000 “Altar of Champagne”.

    Somehow the United Nations General Assembly President, Vuk Jeremic manages to say “his excellency” three times in forty seconds. There’s got to be some appreciation felt by our president when he is finally asked to sit on his excellent throne and speak to his worldly subjects.

    I was listening to Beck when they broke in and when I heard it Rushs words came true also about how this scum wants to be “The World President. Flippen UN is going to move regardless no matter what any nation says. And the weaker Obama can make the U.S. the better.

    No more. We are so freeking mad as hell. That’s it. I’ve had enough!

    And damn the folking Repub elites that are chattering like crazy that they don’t think Mitt can do it. You mudderfolkers!!! You basturds. I hope the hell Mitt says screwe all you a-holes I’m going to bring this country back to thier 1776 moment for the next 8 years! Whattya think of that?

  24. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 9:19 pm |

    M thinks he’s “a black Muslim in the White House.”

    so…. Does that make it more or less crazy?

  25. geezerette
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:19 am |

    He is a black Muslim but he support gays– that’s the truth– at least he ACTS like he is and does— soooo— he’s present and in the middle– he’s bi-everything– a cross dresser — kinda like—he supports 100% of Americans— IF— they agree with him— but first you must know what he stands for– or you have to be able to stand for what ever he stands for at the time— like free speech unless ????????— any way—Michelle has beautiful arms and he’s eye candy—-yeah yeah–

  26. geezerette
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:35 am |

    P.S. He’s also black and white– Barry didn’t get him much so now he’s Barak–BUT— he could always be white if it would help–