today’s wedgie

Don’t Tonto Elizabeth Warren!

16 Comments!

  1. Posted September 25, 2012 at 11:33 am |

    My favorite comment from the Link, :

    Warren isn’t lying about her heritage or her law license. She’s just undocumented

    Me too, I’m an undocumented gynecologist…….

  2. mojo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:00 pm |

    I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

  3. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm |

    ^ Wolf + Mojo: Well, I’m both of the above, but to borrow a term from Joe Biden, I do NOT want to know E.W.* more “intimately.”

    * If you say “E.W.” properly, it sound like “Ewwww!”

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm |

    Squaw Warren at Little Big Horn, “What you mean we, white man?”

    OR

    “Scott Brown can continue fighting against my family Tribe, but I am going to continue fighting “White Eyes” for yours.”

  5. geezerette
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:41 pm |

    She is to an Indian she remembers hearing her family talk about it– so there—

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm |

    she remembers hearing her family talk about it
    She was too young to know they were talking about Sanjive Das, a great-great uncle by marriage who was from Calcutta.

  7. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm |

    From “I’m not a witch” to “I’m not sure which checkbox is which.”

    *pppppp*
    Anybody got a pencil? I need to write that down in my Python Book of Wisdom, Observation, and Cultural References.

  8. mojo
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 2:19 pm |

    “I never met an Indian I didn’t like – with the possible exception of Khalil Gibran.”
    – Bill the Buffalo

  9. Freddie Sykes
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:23 pm |

    That video would be offensive if Warren actually had a license to practice Indian.

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 4:35 pm |

    Mojo 8: I never met an Indian I didn’t like….

    Ah Ha!!!!

    …assuming this is Mojo’s sentiment as well….

    …and, do we like paleface Warren?….

    …no, we don’t…

    And sooooo…….. NOT an Indian!!!!

    QED

  11. LLoyd
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:31 pm |

    What you mean paleface?

    Greet Warren like this :”Hi how-ya,Hi how-ya,Hi how-ya,Hi how-ya.

  12. mech
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 9:37 pm |

    She makes my scalp itch.

    But then most demoncrats do.

  13. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 10:11 pm |

    HAS ELIZABETH WARREN BEEN PRACTICING LAW WITHOUT A LICENSE?

    Detailed article here, complete with a little legal jargon:

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/09/has-elizabeth-warren-been-practicing-law-without-a-license.php

    Jacobson establishes that Warren is not licensed in Massachusetts, and never has been; that she is not currently licensed to practice law anywhere; that Warren repeatedly listed her Cambridge, Massachusetts office as her law office in court filings; and that Warren in fact practiced law out of her Cambridge office….

    …Warren has done a considerable amount of legal work in recent years, and has been well paid for it. She was paid a fee by Travelers Insurance Company, to cite just one example, that was in the low six figures…

    …She earned hundreds of thousands of dollars practicing law in Massachusetts, and even argued at least one case in the United States Supreme Court while listing her Cambridge office as her only law office address…[she may have been licensed in Texas or New Jersey]…but [those licenses, if they ever existed] …would not allow her to practice law out of an office in Massachusetts.

    Well, maybe she’s licensed to practice law on a tribal land somewhere….

    Any Indian reservations in Massachusetts?

  14. Posted September 26, 2012 at 6:16 am |

    I didn’t mean to make a Python reference (rather, Christine O’Donnell), but that’ll work!

  15. Posted September 26, 2012 at 7:38 am |

    Great Spirit not like joke about about “Cowboys & Indians”, but Great Spirit laugh so hard at joke about “Cowboys & Barney Frank” that Great Spirit accidentally make “ill wind that blows no good”. Great Spirit goes on strict, “No More Salmon Jerky Diet”™ tomorrow.

    Great Spirit also mixes Shakespearean metaphors and talks about Great Spirit in third person a lot. Great Spirit still working on that. Great Spirit have great new counselor and Medicine Man: Ward Churchill.

  16. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm |

    ^ heard on radio lately that W.C. finally lost is court case for CU to reinstate him. Yea!!

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