Knowledge is Power

13 Comments!

1. JoeBandMember®
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:31 pm |

   I believe Israel will act before the election.

   Will Obama apologize for that?

2. Hog Whitman
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 9:06 pm |

   Uh, DougM: It would be so cool if you could refrain from posting large animated .gifs on the main page. I think it’s messing with my comp’s Feng Shui.

   I mean, I like the images and all, but now I’m gonna hafta hit this sucker with a bigger hammer.

3. Ironic in Denver
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm |

   Modify the drones to carry apology leaflets in Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, and Austrian?

   Sort of re-playing General* Allenby’s fabled airplane “surrender or else” leaflet drop over Ottoman Jerusalem in reverse?

   ***
   * Yeah, I know he was later promoted to Field Marshal later, but he was a general at the time, and that’s always what I heard him called in recountings of the story.

4. Ironic in Denver
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 9:40 pm |

   Hog, if you get rid of the Win 95 computer and get something up to date, you’ll find that Fung Shui thing clears right up.

   That or access Sondrakistan from your smart phone.

5. Colonel Jerry USMC
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 9:43 pm |

   KO, now youse guize jist caused a mental image of OBoBo sitting on that falling A-Bomb instead of Slim Pickens————— =8^{

6. Ironic in Denver
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 9:47 pm |

   JoeBandMember 1: well, I suppose that blowing the shit out of Iran’s nuke sites would necessarily be insulting to Islam, or at least their branch of it…

   …so here’s a chance for Captain Zero to get out in front of things for a change — he can start apologizing now, before the Israelis get there with the bombs.

   ****

   While he’s at it, he could apologize for having contributed our entire arsenal of bunker busters to the cause…

   … oh wait, that would take courage… like killing OBL… okay, likely not that.

7. Ironic in Denver
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 9:49 pm |

   ColJ 5: …mental image…

   …please let it be real.

8. Hog Whitman
   Posted September 26, 2012 at 10:12 pm |

   Ironic: I have recently upgraded my Win 95 to Win 98. I think that should have cleared up the problem. And I don’t have a smart phone. Still working with the (paid for) dumb phone.

   Still, my Feng Shui is messed-up like a motherfucker.

9. DougM (November is coming)
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 6:24 am |

   Hog,
   Much as I appreciate constructive criticism,
   *pthththththth*
   As for Feng Shui … read “How to Make Feng Shui Your Bitch” by Chuck Norris

10. Hog Whitman
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 8:01 am |

    DougM: Or watch Penn & Teller’s Bullshit episode about Feng Shui.

    There was an article yesterday about ‘star’s’ mansions being foreclosed on. One of them was ‘Feng Shui Certified’.

    You can’t make this shit up.

11. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 10:35 am |

    Hog 8: I used to like Win 92, rechambered for .357 or .44 mag, but I am forced to admit that AK47, un-American and un-ergonometric as it is, is the better choice in most circumstances.

    So far no problem with Feng Shui nor animated gifs with that.

12. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 9:59 pm |

    Hog — clear yer caches.

    And quit letting Teh Kitteh store his pr0n on there.

13. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:07 am |

    ^ That’s what terrabyte external drives and private browsing modes are for.
    Or so I’ve been told.

    Hog (10)
    “You can’t make this shit up.”
    Unlike Feng Shui itself, eh?