Knowledge is Power

16 Comments!

1. leelu
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 8:03 pm |

   Qua?

2. ZZMike
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 8:46 pm |

   “Is this world headed for something?”

   Almost certainly.

   “Does the Bible predict our future?”

   Not on this planet.

   “Can Bible prophesy really be understood?”

   Probably not. Certainly not, if you’re trying to use Revelation to figure out what’ll happen next in the Middle East.

3. SondraK, Queen of my domain
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 8:58 pm |

   It was the “time sensitive material” that made us LOL……..

4. Ironic in Denver
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 9:13 pm |

   It was the “time sensitive material”

   Yeah, I got that — then checked twice to make sure it wasn’t already out of date.

5. Caged Insanity
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 9:23 pm |

   Yes.
   Yes.
   Yes.*

   next?

   *people going to argue with me about that one, I’m sure, but there are no fine print details stating that understanding needs to be within our time constraints. Bible prophecy *will* be understood, at the very least, when it unfolds. (and the media will still try and cover up that anything is happening).

6. Hog Whitman
   Posted September 27, 2012 at 9:41 pm |

   Actually, I wouldn’t entirely dismiss Revelations. I mean the guy (John of Compton?) was obviously eating the local Jimson Weed, but most of his shit still holds up today.

   You try that sometime.

7. Darrell
   Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:02 am |

   I hope so.

8. Spin
   Posted September 28, 2012 at 1:47 am |

   Probably not a good Christmas present then huh?

9. JoeBannedMember®
   Posted September 28, 2012 at 5:39 am |

   The Bible clearly states that no man will know the day or the hour.

   So, we’re still planning for Christmas.

   My guess is that if Obama is re-elected, that he will declare Christianity to be an insult to his precious Islam.

   And many of us will die in a pile of brass casings.

10. MikeG
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:08 am |

    Holding off all Christmas shopping until Dec 22. I mean really, why should if fight the holiday mobs if we’re all gonna die on the 21rst?

11. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:35 am |

    I just received a correction notice from Fauxahantas 1/32 Cherokee. She passed along a note from a distant Mayan relative. It said that 2012 just happened to be a date when the calender carvers ran outa space on their big round calender stone! And that fact has been blown out of proportion purty much like Y2K was.

    Natch, coming from her, this intel is F6 A1!

12. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 7:23 am |

    ^ Actually, there was a post-12/12 Mayan stone but it fell over and crushed the only guy who knew how to make calendar stones. None of the Maya were gonna be around, then, so they shrugged and went back to slaughtering each other.

    Revelations documents who was slaughtering whom at the time, but it was dangerous to talk about it, so they wrote it in codespeak.

    And what the heck good is prophesy, if you don’t know what it means until it happens? Seriously. Geeze, half of mentalism (stage magic), soothsayin’, crystal-gazing, and palm-reading is sayin, “See? See? Just as I predicted.”

    Prophesy is easy; just don’t specify a date, lest it be proven false.

    Now, you’ll have to excuse me while I go wash my tennis shoes (#3).

13. geezerette
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:58 am |

    I get a kick out of private sensitive material— addressed to occupant.

14. Jess
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:19 am |

    Occupant sure gets a lot of mail, and I wish the Postal Service would get his address correct.

15. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:00 pm |

    geezerette….didn’t even notice that…LOL!

    I am so important!

16. Paul
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:37 pm |

    Hell, if the re-elect Obama it just might be….