The Shoe Museum At The Asylum ™

Philippine museum officials say they are unsure what to do with large amounts of clothes and shoes left behind by former first lady Imelda Marcos and her dictator husband when they were toppled by a 1986 “people power” revolt, acknowledging that the items have been neglected for more than two decades.

The National Museum said Monday it is considering putting some of Imelda Marcos’ Philippine-style gowns on display but could not decide immediately because of their politically sensitive nature. It confirmed an Associated Press report that some of the Marcos belongings were damaged by monsoon rains last month.

Museum officials say termites, rain and neglect have damaged some of the gowns and shoes from her legendary collection…

Mr. Colonel Jerry, SIR!!!

27 Comments!

  1. claire on teh road...
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 8:30 pm |

    Almost adequate…

  2. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 8:44 pm |

    Museum officials say termites, rain and neglect have damaged some of the gowns and shoes from her legendary collection…

    Sic transit gloria mundi

  3. N.O'Really
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 8:54 pm |

    They’ve never heard of ebay?

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 9:07 pm |

    Seriously, Claire. I have more shoes than that in my other closet.

  5. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 9:08 pm |

    Of course it’s been so long since I’ve bought a new pair of shoes that mine are all old and moth eaten too……..

  6. mech
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 9:32 pm |

    Will no one step up to take care of them?

    It would just take a few to stomp the early termites.

    Sounds like a gnawing unease is at the heels of this collection.

  7. ZZMike
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 9:39 pm |

    “… they are unsure what to do with them ….”

    Surely there must be at least 2 or 3 people in the Philippines without shoes. (Though some pairs may be impractical for rice-paddy work.)

    eBay’s a great idea. Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to own a pair of Imelda’s shoes????? (With or without termites.)

    Ironic: What’s Gloria got to do with it? I thought it was Imelda.

  8. Paul Moore
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 1:18 am |

    Ebay? Hell- Sotheby’s.

  9. geezerette
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 6:52 am |

    She was one of the evil rich like the Romneys. I’ll bet Ann’s horses have more shoes than that. There must be a lesson to be learned in this somewhere.

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 6:59 am |

    ^ 7: ok: Sic transit gloria Imelda.

    Gloria and Imelda are were best friends.

  11. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 7:11 am |

    What is it about certain “First Ladies” and pissing away other people’s money?…..

  12. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 7:34 am |

    What to do with ‘em?
    Las Vegas: the Imelda Room.
    See? Happy ending.

  13. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 8:02 am |

    Two things:

    1. If you ever saw Imelda`s bare feet (…sasquatch…), you wouldnat put em on your feets.
    2. If the dead beoytch wore each pair one day, it woulda took 5 and 1/2 years to wear em all!

    {…I know for a fact that Headmissy has worn all her shooz n boots many times. Why? She usually, normally, almost always goes thru about a dozen each morning, trying to decide/—and that ain`t counting evening wear, neither…} =8^{)

  14. Posted September 30, 2012 at 9:44 am |

    Those white heels on the fifth shelf, top-left, are MINE, bitch!

    So don’t even think about it.

  15. Posted September 30, 2012 at 11:08 am |

    The smart thing would have been to give out all the clothing to charities to be ripped and refashioned.

    Sasquatch feet…. Well, maybe recycled as canoes for local fishermen……

  16. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 3:07 pm |

    I have a lot of shoes too. 1 pair tennies, 1 pair dress shoes, and 1 pair of boots.

  17. Jess
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm |

    Ship them all to Michelle Obama. She need a new indulgence to keep her from screwing with school kids and taking vacations.

  18. mojo
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 7:01 pm |

    I think they call it “giving back to the community”…

  19. Lance
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 7:44 pm |

    What Paul Moore (8) said, Sotheby’s!
    There’s godda be a bazillion You-row-pee-ann wimminz who would
    love to subtlely drop comments about her ‘Imelda’ shoooz that she
    got at ‘Sotheby’s'! I can see the brawls in the auction room now!
    Plus the bidding wars over certain pairs of shoooz that a coupla
    really loaded wimminz desperately want because ‘they would go
    perfectly’ with some bazillion euro frumpy dress they bought at
    an overpriced Haute Coture Salon in Paree!

  20. Lance
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 7:45 pm |

    How did I get roped into this comment thread???

  21. ZZMike
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 7:51 pm |

    Lance: We’re waiting for the other shoe[s] to drop.

  22. Lance
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 8:11 pm |

    ZZMike, I dinit unnerstan’ your comment until I translated your
    word ‘shoe(s)’ into the proper ‘sylum Porch vernacular!
    Here at SondraKistan those thingies that the wimminz put on
    their feetz, sometimes as many as 0-100 times a day, are referred
    to as ‘SHOOOZ’! (can be lower case, but must have minimum of 3
    ‘o’hs!) Instead of saying ‘a pair of’ you can just add a 4th or 5th “O”,
    or ‘shooozez’! This last plural form has not yet been approved by
    the ‘sylum Porch vernacular committee!

  23. ZZMike
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 9:57 pm |

    I can’t resist this next one – I forget where I saw it:

    Shoes don’t hurt if they’re pretty.

    Must be something only wimminz can understand. Clearly, makes no sense.

  24. Lance
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:02 pm |

    ZZMike (23), your were doin’ good until you said
    Clearly, makes no sense.“!
    Like you said, “only wimminz can understand“!

    It’s an anthropological thing! Us guyz need to make sense of ‘everything’
    as an essential skill needed for the ‘survival of our ‘tribe’!
    The best way to maintain your sanity is to develop a mental list
    of things to not even ‘try’ to make sense of, like wimminz ‘SHOOOZ’!
    There are other important words & situations to add to the list,
    so you can have a long & happy life! Some of the more senior
    Porch Minkee guyz here can help with your ‘list’!

  25. PeggyU
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 3:46 pm |

    Bet that museum doesn’t have these. I want these:

  26. geezerette
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm |

    Oh Peggy I can feel myself dancing in those shoes!!

  27. PeggyU
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:52 pm |

    ^ So can I … but I need a twirly skirt to go with the shoes. ;)

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