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  1. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:11 am |

    Phoney.
    (What? Well, okay, but I was goin’ for phone-like.)

  2. mojo
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:35 am |

    “Stupid” is now a race, apparently.

  3. mojo
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:27 am |

    Cheese Smugglers! Hold me, Martha!

    The real question: why is cheese so expensive in Canukistan that it’s worth smuggling, even across the world’s loosest border?

  4. Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:54 pm |

    Cheese Smugglers! Hold me, Martha!

    Hmmmm… I smell a profit here. If you could smuggle cheese up there, and then spend the proceeds on 5 gal. Canadian toilet tanks and smuggle them back here (tanks, Jimmy Carter), you could probably make a pretty decent living.

    I actually knew a Mexican guy (back in the 1970′s) who flew marijuana up from Mexico (hey, where else?) and then spent his earnings to buy Levis© here and fly them back there, making a tidy sum both ways.

    Well, if you don’t hear from me for a while, at least you’ll know what I’m up to.

    P.S. I already know most of the old smuggling trails, going all the way back to Prohibition. Don’t ask me how.

  5. Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:55 pm |

    Christmas came early!!!

    Thanks for posting!!

  6. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:08 pm |

    The first time I hear this ringtone when I’m out somewhere I’m afraid I’ll die laughing…