tonight’s audience participation

because every day is Christmas at The Asylum…

Theme?

32 Comments!

  1. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:09 pm |

    All sorts of ornaments come to mind, but make sure you find at least one miniature chair to hang.

  2. Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:19 pm |

    Only $10? Treemendous!

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  3. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:27 pm |

    one miniature chair to hang

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jim… I know! I was ready to carry it on my bike if the lady wouldn’t hold it for me! AND it’s made in America!!!!!!!!!!

  4. katzemeow
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:02 pm |

    Shooooz!

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:59 pm |

    ^ Decorate it with little shooooz for ornaments? Maybe spray some of them with glitter colors like gold, silver, red, blue etc?

    By the way, congrats. Those things new have come to cost a lot.

  6. LLoyd
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:12 pm |

    BAh! I like Sondra. I know you’re going to make something ‘smart’ ofit. I’m also looking forward to seeing your brand new garden;o)

  7. PeggyU
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:33 pm |

    Love the chair idea!

    You need some corgi ornaments too.

  8. geezerette
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 5:34 am |

    We know it won’t be just plain ole Christmas ornaments. You could hang a few “things” you find on the beach.

  9. Thunderbottom
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:01 am |

    A miniature head of Sir Isaac Newton; if not him, then a miniature head of Gottfried Wilhelm von Liebniz (“Big Bang Theory” reference).

  10. mech
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:17 am |

    Tell Brietbart to ease off. The tree is leaning away from his growl.

    Very cool and I can’t wait to see your creativity let loose on it!

  11. SSG Christopher Whitaker
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:17 am |

    Bacon!!!!!

  12. Posted October 3, 2012 at 7:14 am |

    a miniature head of Gottfried Wilhelm von Liebniz

    I just happen to have a miniature head of Gottfried Wilhelm von Liebniz lying about someplace…

  13. mojo
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 7:25 am |

    A squirrel.

  14. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 7:54 am |

    This is gonna be fun!

  15. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 8:15 am |

    • Chessmen hangin’ in nooses (neese?).
    • Little animal skulls
    • Crescent Moons and stars
    • Origami made from Koran pages
    • Unit patches signed by the cuz’s unit (or name strips)
    etc.
    • Avatars or photos of KISPers

  16. rickn8or
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 8:35 am |

    “Origami made from Koran pages”

    I gotta remember that.

  17. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 9:04 am |

    Shooz and bacon.

  18. Posted October 3, 2012 at 9:47 am |

    Cthuhlu

  19. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:21 am |

    If you expect Santa to put presents under that tree, you better cover up that Brietbart pitcher! I mean—–in the dark—–an all……

  20. PeggyU
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:22 am |

    Ok, how about this:

    Invite all of us minkees to your house for a tree trimming! :D

    Whatcha thinking about the topper? It has to be a real piece de resistance!

  21. PeggyU
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:25 am |

    Oh, wow … origami PIGS made from the Koran!

  22. PeggyU
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:27 am |

    This one is cute!

  23. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    AN—-izzat a glass dildo sitting on top of that cabinet? Not sure it was a bargain if you got it cheep——if it was *used*……….But, that`s jist me….

  24. PeggyU
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:50 am |

    A glass Obama? Where?

  25. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 11:31 am |

    Piggyyyy!!!!
    (What? Oh …)
    Peggyyyy!!!!

    Wait …
    where’s Part 1 ?!

  26. PeggyU
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 1:54 pm |

    Hmm. You’re right. Here you go. :)

  27. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 1:57 pm |

    Mech 10: Tell Brietbart to ease off. The tree is leaning away from his growl. Woah! I missed that. Good thing mech pointed it out.

    ColJ 23: Not sure it was a bargain if you got it cheep——if it was *used*
    Just boil it for 20 minutes and let it cool some; it’ll be fine.

    PeggyU 24: I nominate this for the “Post of the Week” award.

    Ornaments: if you use pieces of real bacon, the corgis will go nuts, and after a while the tree will stink. Maybe Peggy’s 23 origami would be better. That and little empty chairs.

  28. PeggyU
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm |

    Since we’re getting all Christmasy, here’s a little suggestion for your exterior decor, courtesy of baconbabble.com:

  29. The Ugly American
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm |

    Well, at least I won’t have to bother bringing any cleaners for my pipe…

  30. geezerette
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 7:24 pm |

    # 23 Col.J— glad I wasn’t the onlyest one that was wonderin’ bout that.

  31. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 8:35 am |

    It’s a crystal monolith… PIGS!
    ( I got it years ago for $1 :)

  32. PeggyU
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 8:41 am |

    Is that your crystal monolith, or are you just happy to see me?

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