tonight’s audience participation


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Ok. Now graphically depict what you expect from Biden at the debate Thursday…

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31 Comments!

  1. Gwillie
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 4:51 pm |

    Fremont Solstice parade-48

  2. Brad
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 5:03 pm |

    “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”

    After watching the first debate that quote kept running through my mind, along with the idea that Barack showed up with a spoon and Mitt brought a chainsaw.

  3. Buzz
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 5:09 pm |

    A spoon would be a generous description.
    It was a sippy cup or a drool bib.

  4. bocopro
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 5:13 pm |

    I don’t graphicize, but I’ll predict that

    (1) Ryan will present more accurate data but Biden will have more memorable quotes

    and

    (2) the debate itself is merely prologue to the damage control and spin by the DNC on any point Biden screws up. If Ryan’s points are TOO damaging, the LSM will minimize their importance while the leftie strategists will poo-poo them as overblown, based on forced numbers, or unworkable.

  5. Hog Whitman
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 5:18 pm |

    Well, you did say “graphic”, right?

    Here ya go…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CklAAQhvwXI&feature=related

  6. leelu
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 5:37 pm |


    The Blinding of Sampon

  7. leelu
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 5:55 pm |

    …or, maybe this:

  8. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:07 pm |

    Tough call, all good, but I think leelu wins the internets. That dog has PLUGS.

  9. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:14 pm |

    I saved leelu 7. There’s got to be a fine reuse for it. (snicker)

  10. Sven in Colorado
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:31 pm |

    Out there behind Dingy Harry Reid’s digs in Searchlight, Nevada.

  11. LLoyd
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:40 pm |

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    “Hey Ryan. I’m yure huckelberry.”

  12. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm |

  13. LLoyd
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:46 pm |

    leelu—I do like the Dat! Seriously. I’d own him/her. ;o)

  14. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:47 pm |

    LOL@”you debatin’ to me?”

  15. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

  16. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 6:55 pm |

    There’s also this.

  17. mech
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 7:06 pm |

    I’m kinda thinking jar jar biden’s head on a pike.

    (there is no spoon)

  18. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 7:34 pm |

    Perhaps this.
    Or this.
    (What? Noooo, the Fish Slapping Dance has been done to death.)

  19. JoeBandMember®
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 7:38 pm |

    A carefully orchestrated fart.

    Which will be reported by the media as an overwhelming victory.

  20. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 7:45 pm |

  21. Hog Whitman
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 7:48 pm |

    Yeah, I gotta go with leelu too.

  22. MikeG
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 8:25 pm |

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvST-psRYWc&feature=fvst

  23. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 10:05 pm |

    He’s going to do the old “Throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” tactic.

  24. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 10:05 pm |

    Doug, you’ve outdone yourself today. I especially like 12, 15, 16.

  25. geezerette
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 7:01 am |

    Every one of the posts could be not just the brilliant, loving,down there with the poor buried middle class Biden but everyone who votes for he and Obama— Leelu’s dog? looks like every Hollywood/rock star/pink vagina vote with your lady parts empty headed adoring “fan”. Hey Ryan you lying SOB watch our for the “Gaff Guy” !!! He gonna getcha!!

  26. Jess
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 7:13 am |

    I don’t think Paul Ryan will walk across the stage and slap the shit out of Biden, but he should.

  27. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 8:54 am |

    Saturday Night Live will not have to alter ONE word of this debate—-and still get more laughs of any show this past year!

    (…Ryan won`t need a handkerchief, instead a box of Kleenex—to wipe the tears, from laughing….)

    Me? I cain`t wait to hear fuckhead Bill Mahr`s comments….Something like, ” Shit, OBoBo can show up at his next debate with a fucking ukelale, and look good!”

  28. AZHolmes
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 8:56 am |

    I expected Doug to use the “Black Knight” scene. Though, it’s perhaps more relevant for Romney vs. Obama.

    Maybe the Godzilla vs. Bambi…

    No, I’m too busy to look them up.

  29. leelu
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 9:49 am |

    I linked the first pic, then gave up. I got them both from Mme. Scherzo: http://madamescherzo.tumblr.com/

  30. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 6:54 pm |

    leelu!
    OMG, that’s where that pic came from!
    I thought it was my own think,
    but I re-looked at your email link the other day.
    The image must’ve stayed in my subconscious (yeah, I know, no such thing).
    Here’s a belated hat tip.

  31. SOYLENT GREEN
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 10:51 am |

    I’ll stick with what I posted the other day…

    http://sonofsoylentgreen.wordpress.com/2012/10/06/about-that-cheat-sheet/

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