Why do magicians use pretty assistants?

Notice that the hand never leaves the …


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Don’t try this at home — notice that the magician has two black eyes.
(What? Eyeliner? So, he gets away with it by claiming to be gay? Clever girrrl*.)

Okay, yeah, it’s 23 sec you’ll never get back.

* KisP ref

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11 Comments!

  1. Jess
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 7:58 am |

    A blond joke comes to mind.

  2. Jess
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 7:59 am |

    …it had something to do with keeping her money in her shoe.

  3. geezerette
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 8:32 am |

    Don’t try this at home???? It should be the only place you try this. That would be the reason for the black eyes. :))

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 9:32 am |

    First of all: This child ain`t never gonna carry a *red silk handkerchief*—evah!

    Second of all: Tho I never recorded no statistics, I believe I had much better luck with my, “Licking a hundred dollar bill and sticking it to my forehead prior to introducing myself to a fair sex lass!”————at least in Vegas……

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    I wonder if this would work for
    me down in central Denver?

    Perhaps right outside the Dem campaign headquarters there? I could wear an O campaign button while doing it…..

  6. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 11:40 am |

    I’mma try that one on my wife when she gets home tonight.

  7. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 11:43 am |

    ^ LOL! Take a picture…after :)

  8. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm |

    g’z'ette (3)
    *heh* You are correct, madam.
    I was usin’ the generic meme version of “don’t try this at home.”
    Mebbe I should’a added, “We’re what you call experts.”

  9. MikeG
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm |

    Here’s another one:

    Bet a random girl in the bar a dollar that you can make her boobs shake without even touching them.

    It’s well worth the buck.

  10. geezerette
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm |

    I know DougM — just funning a bit–see the smiling face?

  11. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 4:13 pm |

    ^ I know you knew I knew you knew.
    Just needed an setup for “We’re what you call experts.”
    Buuut you already knew that.

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