dog toy update

Guys just wanna have fun.
Not your kid’s ordinary slingshot.


~ vid ~

Don’t try this at home.
Well, unless you’re a professional.
(What? A Nerf™ version?)

Gunsmithing hint BTF:

Finish your assignment! »
Some kind’a lube should aid terminal-ballistics penetration.

Also, I don’t know how he missed the pun: the love bolt.
Perhaps he’s not into crossbows.

via FailBlog

14 Comments!

  1. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 9:09 am |

    Do us a favor Doug. Keep track of this guy and get back to us when he comes up with the *clothes* that are ideal for “Concealed Carry”, m-K?

  2. Posted October 18, 2012 at 9:24 am |

    Only a Cherman vould zay, “dis wasn’t made fullze zerious”.

    Is he afraid somebody would think he made it “fullze zerious”?

    Oh wait… nevermind.

  3. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 12:45 pm |

    Ok. That was funny.

    Perhaps he’s not into crossbows.

    Here’s a bow hunter on the way to Doug’s game overpass in the other post:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-469hiZs33IE/UHyxT-jCV9I/AAAAAAAAV9Q/mUPju2R6yi8/s1600/Archerybabes+(21).jpg

    And here’s a bow hunter who’s already there:
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cF3QS0__vuA/UHyxYysrMqI/AAAAAAAAV-o/jBgLLxHccbk/s1600/Archerybabes+(9).jpg

    My big question though is why do they call them “bow hunters” when they obviously have already found their bows?

    Oh, and my other big question is “which way to the overpass?”

  4. kinlaw
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm |

    I like the first one better , Ironic. Not into fake boobies.

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm |

    kinlaw, yeah I agree, but I had a limited inventory to work from, and I wanted full frontal arrow point. (hee)

    Ignoring the lack of arrow point, this one is quite fetching, and PG (more or less) besides:
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GIouqfGjg8M/UHyxTWqoH5I/AAAAAAAAV9I/SbEVpRQCl6E/s1600/Archerybabes+(20).jpg

    And this one suggests that the NYPD has at least one special arrow in its quiver:
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/–eQz7gsOcVc/UHyxRjJ7npI/AAAAAAAAV8w/3OqEv1phVqQ/s1600/Archerybabes+(18).jpg

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm |

    I in D – Poor little sweetie in the last pic has her left arm all tangled up in a spider web thingy. Go help her out. BTW, I saw the arrow, where’s the bow?

  7. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm |

    Speaking of bows.

  8. Steve Skubinna
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm |

    Who the hell is that guy, the Wolfgang Puck of slingshots? Whoever he is, he’s a person that deserves much more exposure than he’s getting now. Like, he ought to have his own cable or satellite TV channel. Now I have to see if he’s posted plans for that amazing gun.

  9. ZZMike
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm |

    I’ve seen that guy before (probably from a link here). He’s into weaponizing things, like toothpicks and goose quills.

    He tends to talk like Arnold S.

    Them ladies with the bowzNarrows ain’t reallyAmazons.

    Anyway, what’s all them confounded wheels & things on that bow? (Ironic’s #1 in post #5) When I was a young’un, the most complicated thing ever seen in a bow was that it bent the wrong way (before you drawed it).

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 6:55 pm |

    Dick (and ZZMike) well the English archers at Agincourt and Crecy might have laughed at her spiderweb, but I betcha they quit laughing when they saw what she could do with it and the range she could do it at.

    However, if I was at a place like Crecy or Agincourt and I wanted some gals to hold the line for me, I’d probably opt for something like this:

    http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3344/3533954975_9be72cf2d8.jpg

    And this:

    http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/groups/1/6/5425/thumb_620x2000/2937963827169bdr5.jpg

    I mean no condescension when I say that last gal warrior is cute as a pixie holding the horn of her desert tan unicorn. (That thing is a unicorn, right?)

  11. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 6:59 pm |

    ZZMike 9: What’s all them confounded wheels & things on that bow?

    Well, I can relate to your perplexion about newfangledness.

    But here’s a bow with wheels and things we can all understand. (Wouldn’t mind having one.)

    http://www.kingsizebows.com/images/img_red_bows_car.jpg

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 7:00 pm |

    And as long as we’re mentioning warrior women, I can’t resist posting this.

    http://angryemployee.com/e107_plugins/sgallery/pics/a2kl0m6cm28s/dotz12120609small_cropped_big.jpg

    I’m trying to decide if it’s my new wallpaper or not….

  13. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 6:55 am |

    ^ A girl with really pretty eyes doesn’t have to say,
    “My eyes are up here” more than once.

  14. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:42 am |

    ^
    Certainly not if she’s gazing at you through a stack of machine gun ammo. ;-)

    But yes, you do have a point.