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at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation dinner:

MITT ROMNEY: Of course rules of fairness have to be enforced, because what other safeguard do we have, besides the press?

Now I never suggest that the, that the press is biased. I recognize that they have their job to do, and I have my job to do. My job is to lay out a positive vision for the future of the country, and their job is to make sure no one else finds out about it.

…And I’ve already seen early reports from tonight’s dinner, headline; “Obama Embraced by Catholics. Romney Dines with Rich People.”

OBAMA: This is the third time that Governor Romney and I have met recently. Some of you may have noticed I had a lot more energy in our second debate. I felt really well rested after the nice long nap I had in the first debate. Although it turns out millions of Americans focused in on the second debate who didn’t focus in on the first debate, and I happened to be one of them.

I particularly want to apologize to Chris Matthews. Four years ago, I gave him a thrill up his leg. This time around I gave him a stroke.

Modified to hide the part DougM scooped me on

For Me©, this dress alone is reason enough to elect Romney.

And I haven’t even seen her shoooooz!

28 Comments!

  1. geezerette
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:44 am |

    I heard she wore pink suede boots with white designs.
    If she is the first lady I’m sure she won’t be wearing an “outfit” made out of the drapes they replace in the White House. Will we get to see what Michelle wore?

  2. SteveHGraham
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:45 am |

    Romney was amazing. While I was watching, I kept thinking that he must have hired real writers instead of the tired hacks who wrote the Half-Hour News Hour. Sometimes a fresh approach is better than raiding Ann Coulter’s storage unit.

  3. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:49 am |

    From what I can fine, MO was not in attendance….

    Maybe they couldn’t get the mad ironed off her face in time?

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:53 am |

    Truly classy and stunning. Grown ups. Love it.

    * still trying not to swoon at Romney for being so freaking handsome *

  5. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 8:10 am |

    Mitt needs a big cigar and Anne, a corset to give her an 18 inch waist; it`s a Victorian thingy…. Natch, OBoBo would be taking Hats at the door; also, too :)

  6. mech
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 8:36 am |

    Maybe it won’t take that long for Mitt to return class and respect to the Office and the White House.

    (after a week long fumigation, of course)

  7. mojo
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 8:50 am |

    Check this out: Pics of a Google datacenter

  8. RonF
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 8:57 am |

    Wait a minute. You mean a woman can wear an attractive dress to a formal function without sending out a “look at me, I’m the center of attention” signal?

  9. RonF
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:03 am |

    BTW, talking about early reports, let me give you the headlines for Nov 7th:

    If Obama wins, “Obama wins mandate for policies” – he’ll have won because people approve of his policies and vision.

    If Romney wins, “Super PACs bring Romney home” – he’ll have won IN SPITE of his “gaffes” and policies and vision and BECAUSE of racism and Citizens United.

  10. mojo
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:06 am |

    Bammy’s toast, he just don’t know it yet.

    PS: It’s the ARTS!

    Huh?

    What was your motivation behind defacing the Rothko painting?

    First of all, Vladimir didn’t deface or destroy Mark Rothko’s painting; it was not an act of vandalism. He signed the Rothko painting, thus showing that this painting is a potential piece of Yellowism. Vladimir wanted to inform the contemporary world that Rothko’s painting can stop being a work of art, and can become a piece of Yellowism – if Rothko’s painting was placed in a Yellowistic chamber, then it wouldn’t be a work of art anymore, and would express yellow colour only; it would be a definition of yellow given in the form of Rothko’s painting.

  11. mojo
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:09 am |

    Oh, and PS:

    Good flick in the pipeline: Hitchcock

    Tony Hopkins as Hitch, Helen Mirren as his wife
    And ScarJo as Janet Leigh. Well, she does have the tits for it…

  12. geezerette
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:26 am |

    MO wasn’t there?????????? I’m doing my Michelle M’s surprise face———–it couldn’t be because she found out she had the same dress as Ann’s could it??? Nah!!

  13. mech
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:30 am |

    OT: A different kind of laughter. . .

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:37 am |

    Mo couldn’t appear because she’s used up all the old fiberglas drapes.

  15. Stick
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:56 am |

    classy [ˈklɑːsɪ]
    adj classier, classiest
    Slang elegant; stylish
    See Photo

  16. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 9:57 am |

    Well, I’m not gonna give Mitt & Ann grief for slummin’.

  17. Lazarus Long
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 10:37 am |

    Mitt’s delivery reminded me of Bob Hope.

  18. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 10:46 am |

    Mitt was great. Obama started out ok….then came the Osama football and it went downhill from there.

  19. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 11:43 am |

    Ronaldus and Romnulus.
    (What? Nope, not gonna do the Remus joke.)

  20. LLoyd
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 11:44 am |

    She looks absolutely Mah-vo-lous. THAT is the Fist Lady that deserves the title not only because of her beauty but also her character. Loved the way Mitt worked that in the beginning about the jeans, the business suit but it felt good to wear something he and Ann wear at home. Bwhahahhahhahaa!

  21. katzemeow
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 11:53 am |

    After seeing this last night, I could have sworn that Mitt had a simillar speech/appearance after losing the primary in 2008, and everyone was raving about how he stole the show. I thought it was this same event, but he’s not listed as a speaker for any previous years. Anyone have any idea what I could be thinking of?

  22. Posted October 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm |

    Hell, even I would look fabulous in that dress!

  23. geezerette
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 6:22 pm |

    That picture of them speaks a thousand words— the more I see it the more I love it. Now if only ————

  24. Leonard Jones
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:37 pm |

    An elegant first lady if ever I saw one! Jackie, Nancy, Barbara, Laura: All dressed to the nines.

    Compare them to Hillary Clinton in her lesbian chic pantsuits
    and the current First Skank with her under boob belts and
    outfits I have not seen since the last time I saw a clown
    show at the circus.

    Mrs. Romney is a breath of fresh air!

  25. The Ugly American
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 12:03 am |

    You’re welcome… ;-)

  26. Susan Lee
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 12:32 am |

    so many thoughts runnng thru my head…

    what a beautiful photograph – lots of movement
    they are a perfect couple
    i don’t care if she picked her outfit or took advice- either way, it’s perfect
    so elegant-and completely different from…. oh, well, never mind!
    we are in good hands with this couple
    Is this my David Brooks moment?

    Susan Lee

  27. Posted October 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm |

    All joking aside: who do you want representing YOUR nation to the World: President “Beanpole” and Mrs. “Hefty-Hips” O’ Bama, or President and Mrs. Romney?

    If you are “early voting,” NOW is the time to decide!

  28. geezerette
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 7:55 pm |

    I voted early and I decided a looooong time ago!!! I don’t care about no stinkin’ October surprise!!

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