If you think Big Bird and binders full of women are winning campaign strategies …you’ve got Obamarrhea…
Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.
-
Enter at your own risk
e-mail ME:
SondraKisP*at*Gmail*dot*com
Claire*at*e-biscuit*dot*com
visit e-Claire !!!
e-mail The Ugly American:
tua_sondrak*at*yahoo*dot*com
e-mail DougM:
dougmkisp*at*nc*dot*rr*dot*com
11 Comments!
If you think 4 dead foreign service personnel are a bump in the road, or a screw up, the you’ve got…
With apologies to MLK:
I say to you today, you morons, though we face the hypocrisy of poseurs and politicians, I still have a dream. A dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day black people will wake up and realize the true meaning of The Great Society, of Welfare checks, of Food Stamps, of EBT cards: “We hold these tricks up our sleeves to keep the Amfricans on the plantation, ‘cause they’re too stupid to see when they’re being had.”
I have a dream that one day on the brown hills of California the self-congratulatory celebrities will STFU and sing or act or play instead of endorsing programs they think will make them look good.
I have a dream that one day even the city of Chicago, a thugocracy festering in the slime of corruption, will be transformed into an oasis of ethics and morals.
I have a dream that black people will one day vote for political candidates not based on the color of their skin but on the contents of their resumes.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day, in Washington, D.C., with its closed-door meetings, with its gluttonous lobbyists, with its all consuming drive to stay in power, with its various overlapping agencies jealously keeping secrets from each other; one day right there in that bloated repository of greed and equivocation, both houses of Congress, whether they be liberal or conservative, will work together to balance the budget and reduce the debt.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every vote shall be counted, every ballot shall be legitimate, every pundit shall be silenced, every campaign contribution shall be given to charity, every political toadie shall have his lips epoxied together, and the speeches shall be made short, and the promises shall be made true, and the glory of the Constitution shall be returned to its original intent, and all history revisionists shall fall under a bus headed for Moscow.
This is our hope. This is the change that we need to bring to America. With this brand of hope and change, not what we’ve seen in the past 4 years, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of rubble a new hammer of morals. With this new direction we will be able to transform the self-indulgent whining of nannystaters into a stirring anthem of self-sufficiency. With this sense of responsibility we will be able to fix our schools, corral the radicals, eliminate the debt, control the spending, abolish Islam, annihilate Iran, eradicate Kim, rebuild factories, repair highways, restore Christianity, clear out the prisons, and finally realize that there is no free lunch, only self-accountability.
That will be the day when we can all sing “I’d like to buy the world a Coke” and “Born In The USA” and “We Will, We Will ROCK YOU!“
And if America is to remain a great nation this must become true. So let personal accountability ring from the burning hilltops of Southern California. Let ethics ring from the skyscrapers of New York. Let morals ring from the cesspool along the Patomac! Let that vipers’ nest of America-hating parasites on the East River go back to where they came from.
Let Muslims go back to their medieval desert!
Let taxes shrink back to 1950s levels!
But not only that; let children pray at graduations and ball games!
Let small business owners have at least a chance to succeed!
Let rich people have the freedom to invest their money if they want to. From every courthouse, let consistency reign.
And when this happens, when we free judges from worry about special interest groups, when we let states and cities to manage their affairs without federal bullying, when we get rid of agency overlap and system abuse and political fraud and union intimidation, we will be able to return to that time when we could recognize our nation’s enemies and kick their asses, when we could send representatives to government and be confident that they would work on our behalf and not their own, when the USA was respected in every corner of every nation on the planet, when everybody, no matter whether he be white or brown or religious or agnostic or short or tall or skinny or fat or talented or fatally boring could sleep at night knowing that his 401K was safe and that his vote would be counted and that we could all board airplanes without taking off our shoes or going through metal detectors.
Free at last! free at last! thank the Constitution and the United States Marines, we are free from Muslims, no matter where they were born!
^ Dang! That was beautiful, son.
Can you video that in front of the Lincoln Memorial?
Barack Hussinsein Obamananity
Why yes, they are winning strategies——for ROMNEY!!!!!!!!!
The English language has a lovely word for Teh Won’s campaign strategy, nay, his entire administration: puerile – Childishly silly and trivial. Synonyms: childish – babyish – infantile
Yet another gem from psychology (not linguistics): logorrhoea – a communication disorder, sometimes classified as a mental illness, resulting in incoherent talkativeness.
I find these comments to be NOT OPTIMAL!
I was gonna go with “2 Cute”
but I like puerile muuuch better.
Also: what comes outta iWon during debates & pressers? Word Salad
^ !!!
word paté
oral hash
verbal salami
intellectual spaghetti
straight out of the Ministry of Truth
etc.
(Hey, there’s a good audience-participation post in Claire’s idea.)
Suckling at gov’t Obamamaries.
DougM (9), would you PLEEEZ stop insulting good foodz!!!
AJimmy don\’t play that (6), thanx. A coupla comprehensive but
intensely focused & applicable words! I totally agree that Obozo’s
campaign, administration, attitudes, personnel, plans, programs,
lies, statements, public utterance & speeches are very puerile!
The logorrhoea disorder seems to be extremely exacerbated
whenever the TOTUS is removed from immediate proximity
to his eyes! I wonder if his debate performance this week without
his TOTUS will make him break down, crouch behind his podium
& weep. Now I know why the moderators are ready to fill in for him!