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The 80′s called…they want their joke back…

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  1. Steve Skubinna
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 9:05 pm |

    Damn it, but I hate that SCOAMF as I have hated no other politician in my lifetime. I have disliked plenty, thought many were on the wrong track, but this is the first Americal pol that I have actually thought is evil. He isn’t wrong headed, he isn’t mistaken, he despises this nation and everything and everyone that has made it what it is and he wants to drive it burning off the cliff.

  2. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 9:09 pm |

    What a lying sack of shit.

    When he gets re-elected, I really hope things go to hell so we can purge the nation of the fucking morons that put that n***** there in the first place.

  3. PeggyU
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 9:56 pm |

    Dear pResident Obama … suck on this.

  4. Hopefulone
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 3:20 am |

    Obama wasn’t being a rude, sarcastic, deceitful, asshole when he told Romney about horses, bayonets, ships that go under water, and the hand simulating airplane landing on this thing called an “aircraft carrier.” He’d only recently learned of them himself. He was trying to be helpful. Just like he wants to be helpful to people who are slackers, who *can’t* help themselves (because they’d rather smoke choom all day). Too much fluff between those big ears and donkey teeth.

    …or maybe he was being a global-scale asshole.

  5. mech
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 4:43 am |

    Mitt was too polite to inform teh precedent about matters he understands from attending daily security briefings.

    In front of the cameras just isn’t appropriate and Mitt has class.

  6. geezerette
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 5:07 am |

    Lutz’s “undecided voters” in the panel who all voted for Obama last time tho’t Obama won in foreign affairs– there are no words for the idiocy that has invaded the citizens of the country—–no words—

  7. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 5:58 am |

    4: (because they’d rather smoke choom all day)

    There should be a new magazine cover: “The First Choom President.”

  8. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 6:18 am |

    It is completely off topic, but it is news, and in a small (pun!) way, it may matter to some.

    Apple set to unwrap mini-iPad to take on Amazon, Google:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/23/us-apple-ipad-idUSBRE89M02S20121023

    I take my Kindle a lot of places that I won’t bother lugging an iPad, but I’d sure like that Kindle to do a little more than it does….

    Yessirreeee.. what we need is competition, otherwise good things often do not see the light of day.

    [also, I thought it would be nice to say something that isn't so damn serious and/or grim]

  9. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 7:40 am |

    The commies called,
    they want their acolyte back.

  10. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 8:26 am |

    Foreign policy of the 1980s.
    Y’mean like when we defeated The Evil Empire™ who were in a position to nuke us out of existence and enslave the rest of Humanity? That foreign policy of the 1980s?

  11. S2
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 9:56 am |

    DougM (9)

    Neville Chamberlain called, too. He wants his foreign policy back.

  12. Hog Whitman
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 12:32 pm |

    Mandingo called… he wants his fluffer back.

  13. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm |

    S2 (11)
    *ppppppp*
    [chases ptooied cigar across the iDeck scaring the finches off the bird feeder]

  14. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    Looks like the US Navy has a whole new list designating ships—–coined by the White House main Nimno and his land lubber staff.

    Word on the innertubes is that the following ship designations came primarily from Plugs——direct to OBoBo—–as he worked up for last night`s debate.

    Here are the new designations:

    1. Submarines = Ships that go under water.
    2. Aircraft Carrier = Ships that are under airports.
    3. Minesweepers = Ships that sweep up the ocean floors.
    4. Ships sunk = Ships that go under water, involuntarily.
    5. Aircraft Carrier sunk = Closed airports.
    6. Hospital ships = Where the corpsemen work.
    7. Destroyer/Cruiser = Artillery and Missile ships.
    8. Flag ships = Where all the Flags are.
    9. Troop ships = Military cruiseliners.
    10. Tugs = Ships that park your ship and give you the keys; for a tip.
    11. Refuelers = Ships that jack up the gasoline price & piss off other ships.
    12. Battleships = A popular video game in the 1940s.
    13. Amtracs = Should be painted yellow, like New York taxi cabs.
    14. USS Constitution + Where the Founders put the Constitution.

    and finally—-
    15. PT Boats = Where sailors go to get in shape.

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm |

    ^ One more: The White House, aka, The Ship of Fools.

  16. accipiter NW
    Posted October 23, 2012 at 11:15 pm |

    Inauguration Day called. It wants an patriotic, America loving president back.

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