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  1. geezerette
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 9:29 am |

    Teheee she’s so funny!! My toilet– teheee– I voted two weeks ago and voting for your husband would have been the screw up.

  2. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 9:54 am |

    Ask yourself:
    What is your backup plan?

    Plunge right in.
    Flush with success.
    Leave the seat empty (and up for a real man to use).
    Vote, then jiggle the handle.
    Turn the spigots OFF!
    Send in the plumbers. (Nixon joke)
    and last, but not least …
    If it’s brown, flush it down.
    (Whaat?)

  3. rickn8or
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 10:14 am |

    Already done that.

    Trying to decide which progtard news network to watch election night (if the TV still works) to watch them cry.

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 11:31 am |

    I like to wait until the last minute to fuck with them all:)

  5. Melissa In Texas
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 12:04 pm |

    I would say it is DEFINITELY time for some preventative maintenance!

  6. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 12:15 pm |

    Once you flush that toilet, will the sewage go all the way to Hawaii?

    Doug 2: liked that post. Especially “Flush With Success,” which seems to me like a great title for something or other (likely unrelated to the present thread). Perhaps a novelette on Kindle. Got to think of what goes with the title though…. [hurries off with pen and notepad, mumbling to self]

    …in any case, I’m hoping that by Midnight Nov 6 conservatives everywhere will be flush with success. (yeah, yeah, I know, a cheap pun, and oh so predictable; but under the circumstances* I feel I have a little slack coming.

    * Circumstances: there are several, and getting up this AM to discover that the First Lady of the United States has publicly stated that overflowing toilets is a good reason for voting early certainly did not improve either the circumstances or my mood. :-(

    ***** could we PLEZZZZZZZZ get a First Lady with at least a LITTLE class? Wouldn’t hurt if her husband had some too ******

  7. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 12:18 pm |

    Sondra, I forgot to say that I liked that Romney plunger.

    Trust you’ll save it for frequent reuse.

  8. mojo
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 12:22 pm |

    “America: It Needs An Enema”

  9. geezerette
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 12:34 pm |

    The plunger that will plunge the pile of bull shit we’ve had to listen to for 4 years.

  10. MikeG
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 1:54 pm |

    15 Days kids. Keep your powder dry. November’s Coming.

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