double entendres out the waBenghazoo*

E-everyone in this room is now dumber
for having listened to it**.


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“Your first time shouldn’t be with just anybody.” No, he needs to be able to loot for you and treat you like a slut (at least, as measured against the obvious standard, Bravo and TLC “reality” shows).
Four years of self-indulgent, arrogant, college-age time is like 150 years of the peasantry’s time.
Her first time voting was amazing when she pulled her curtains back … rapturous womanood!
Yes, she gave herself to Obama (buuuuuut he never called).
How’s it feel to be sweet-talked, lied-to, shoved up the butt, and tossed to the virtual gutter with the other bought-and-paid-for suckers?
Oh, and now … well, you’ll have kids and grandkids to raise who are born a hundred thousand dollars in debt, but Obama won’t be around.

I mean, like, you know … who writes this crap?
They’ve just insulted everyone in their brain-dead target audience
(as they’ve insulted the rest of us every day).
Ev-er-y. frik-kin’. daaaaaaay !

* KisP ref (25)
** Cultural ref
via TheBlaze

logdogsmith (12)

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the Putin analog

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Rodge

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25 Comments!

  1. Lee
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 9:09 pm |

    This filthy POS ad is a perfect reflection of the 8th-grade mentality of ovomit and his minnions!

  2. kinlaw
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 9:58 pm |

    Just like everything else the Obumbler campaign has done in the last couple of months: it (might) fire up the base, and will (surely) alienate the moderates and undecideds.

  3. Freddie Sykes
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 10:03 pm |

    Is that a tattoo on her arm or is she just showing off her USDA Grade Shank mark?

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm |

    She just got a $3.5 mil book advance, so allegedly she’s a writer. I guess she wrote that swill while having orgasms working for David Axlerod and talking about Captain Shitstain. Typical of the open sewer that comes out of Hollywood, and lately, the White House.
    She and Sandra Fuck should do Reno and each other.
    Nice rant Doug.

  5. kinlaw
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm |

    Nice rant there yourself dick.

    Captain Shitstain: awesome!!!

  6. PatrickP
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 11:48 pm |

    I enjoyed this girl’s show on HBO. Now I can’t watch it anymore. SHUT UP!!!

  7. Merovign
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:04 am |

    She’s a celebrity for the sake of celebrity. Do something outrageous and novel or with someone famous, or something the famous and outrageous find titillating.

    Easiest way to become a millionaire, please the aristocracy.

  8. Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:32 am |

    Thing is 4 years ago Barack Obama gave everybody the clap and now only the ones who believe he really is going to buy them condoms are voting for him.

  9. blindshooter
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:37 am |

    I don’t keep up with people like this, she’s rich? If so there are boat loads of potential millionaires on nearly every college campus in the US of the offended and stupid.

  10. Thunderbottom
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:12 am |

    What – this skank has a TV show? I call her “skank” because she compares voting for Obama to “doing it” with some guy who promises the world but kicks her to the curb after he’s done with her. I call her a skank because she has an expensive tattoo visible on her right upper arm yet expects the rest of us to pay for her birth control including her abortions while Granny won’t be able to get a hip replacement because she’s “too old” and it’s “too expensive”.

  11. Chris in NC
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:48 am |

    “They’ve just insulted everyone in their brain-dead target audience”

    But their brain dead voters (not the ones in the ground) think it’s funny and cute. The reason this hasn’t made it to TV is that it’s meant for the base. He’s trying to keep his base. They are dumb enough to like this and vote based on it.

  12. logdogsmith
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:08 am |

    Channeling Putin…

    The skanky way!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noo0lzJILaM&feature=player_embedded

  13. N.O'Really
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:17 am |

    They’re so lacking in ideas that they’ve gone back to he Lady Parts bit.

  14. geezerette
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:53 am |

    I have to find something different to do when I read this stuff because my mouth hanging open, shaking my head back and forth saying WTF? just doesn’t cut it—–OHMMMMMM.

  15. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 6:34 am |

    Once you go Barack………..

  16. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 6:47 am |

    Talk about yer “War on Women”…

    Wait… Is that a Jeff Dunham puppet?
    No?

    In that case, as my pal says: That’s who is gonna be wiping your butt in the old age home.

    Me? I’d rather go live in the mountains with the wolves and bears. …who have more empathy and a deeper understanding of Life.

  17. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 7:06 am |

    When Slick Willy was running, this would have been a “Confession!”

  18. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 8:01 am |

    logdogsmith (12) !!!!!!!!!
    I had totally forgotten about that.
    That, son, is goin’ up front as an update.

    As for the female,
    I had no idea she was some known person.
    Who the heck is she, and what’s she famous for?
    No, not “famous.” After all, I didn’t know who she was.

  19. mojo
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:33 am |

    Yes, there are people that stupid. Sadly.

  20. Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:46 am |

    They’re counting on the stupid women voting for Obama because of their sexual attraction to him, ala Mandingo.

    Sadly, a lot of guys are doing it for the same reason. Of course, they will never admit that, so I devised a simple yes or no question for them…

    If Obama was here, right now, in front of you and asked you to blow him, would you answer “Yes” or “No”?

    If you answered “No”, then you’d be a racist and a homophobe.

    But if you answered “Yes”, you’d just be a cocksucker.

  21. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 11:52 am |

    Sweetie, you “first time” should *not* be with a guy who’s going to get hold of your paycheck and spend it on himself and his vacations for the rest of your life…

  22. PeggyU
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:52 pm |

    Dunham? A relative of Obama’s, by any chance? That would make it even ickier, if such a thing is possible.

  23. Lance
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:54 pm |

    LogDogSmith (12) Tanx for that innerestin’ linky!
    Makes me wonder if Obozo’s campaign crew’s getting ‘campaign
    advice’ from Pooty-poots gang! After all, they won dirty, but they won!
    I suspect Obozo’s gang’s got a buncha commie sympathizers too!
    I just wonder what other sneaky election tricks & stunts we haven’t
    tumbled to yet! We’re not used to commies runnin’ our elections, yet!

  24. Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm |

    This ad needs to be run on every channel, in every market, every day until the election.

    And right after it’s done, we must ad “I’m Mitt Romney, and I approve this message”.

    I can’t think of a better reason NOT to vote for Uh-Bama than this piece of trash.

  25. PeggyU
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 8:38 pm |

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