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  1. geezerette
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 7:38 pm |

    Telepropters and his little blue book of pictures –See Obama run — See Joe screw up—

  2. Merovign
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:03 pm |

    Can’t do 7th grade math, can’t find his plan, can’t operate a voting machine, can’t attend his briefings, can’t use an umbrella, can’t do his job… prints an ad of his opponent with a dunce cap on.

    The irony is so thick you couldn’t cut it with a fusion torch.

  3. rickn8or
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:23 pm |

    Said it elsewhere, but “That would mark the first time one of his plans has been down-to-earth.”

  4. danintampa
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 12:25 am |

    the document is ….. risible? Biggus Dickus?

  5. Steve Skubinna
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 12:25 am |

    Gee, math is hard.

    Also, racist.

  6. bocopro
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:27 am |

    Chapter 1: How To Solve Problems By Throwing Money At Them

    Chapter 2: How To Use A Teleprompter

    Chapter 3: How To Ensure Ethnic Loyalty

    Chapter 4: How To Grin While Lying

    Chapter 5: How To Avoid Balancing The Budget

    Chapter 6: How To Alienate Allies

    Chapter 7: How To Order A Drone Strike

    Chapter 8: How To Use Playground Tactics In A Campaign

    Chapter 9: How To Throw Sacrificial Lambs Under The Bus

    Chapter X: How To Play The Race Card

  7. geezerette
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 6:02 am |

    Yes the voting machine— what was going on there?– If I know anything about voting you are not allowed to wave your ballot around and talk about it after you vote or during the time you vote. There are rules about having someone help you and he broke them all. Photo op or what? That man was not just helping him with his ballot. I wish I could read lips—- they must have blocked everyone else from going in there just for him—

  8. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 7:26 am |

    His Four-Year Plan™ is divided into Pillars.

  9. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 7:27 am |

  10. kinlaw
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 9:55 am |

    Remember in 2009, when we finally had a smart president?

    Yeah, neither do I.

  11. Wollf
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 1:46 pm |

    ‘Scuse me?

  12. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm |

    It’s … it’s a cookbook!

  13. Fat Baxter
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 7:12 pm |

    When he says “middle class security,” the “security” bit involves a FEMA concentration camp for the unbelievers.

  14. PeggyU
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 8:23 pm |

    Doug’s right: How to Serve Americans.

  15. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 9:19 pm |

    I love the smell of desperation in the morning. It smells like ………. a stable that needs mucking out.

  16. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 6:39 am |

    Peggy (14)
    Heeeeere ya go!

  17. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 7:00 am |

    C’mon… Nobody’s as stupid as they [Progs] think we [US] are. Are they trying to lose?

    Anybody else getting that weird feeling on the back of the neck like yer lookin’ around the poker table but yer not seeing The Sucker?

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