I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes…

*BBJ*

If you see a yellow-ish sculpture of a man’s head rolling through the Loop Friday afternoon, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you: It really is a bust of President Barack Obama made of butter.

40 Comments!

  1. mojo
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:08 pm |

    Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
    Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car…

  2. Jess
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:23 pm |

    Obama the butterhead.

  3. SteveHGraham
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 12:23 pm |

    That would go good with boiled eggs.

  4. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:32 pm |

    Lard would be more fitting

  5. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm |

    I’m really going to think hard on this one….on the drive to the Asylum this afternoon……

  6. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 1:59 pm |

    Speaking of rains and freezes. I wonder of the magical black jesus will use this hurricane incoming to the east coast as his first reason for delaying the election.

  7. geezerette
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 2:08 pm |

    Butt ahh–head———– I’m heading to the woods so I don’t have to think about it—-nice warm wood fire in the camp and a sauna—-walk in the woods—

  8. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm |

    Curdled cow squeezin’s.
    One assumes no food stamps were used.

  9. mojo
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm |

    Riding through the thoroughfare
    With his nose up in the air
    A wreck may be ahead, but he don’t mind
    Trouble coming, he don’t see
    He just keeps his eyes on me
    And any other thing that lies behind

  10. Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm |

    President Butterhead!™

    … ♫ ♪… We don’t care if you’re lame or spastic, as long as you ain’t maxed-out your plastic, we got operators standing by… ♫

    ♫ Hallelujah!… ♪… Hallelujah! Aa-aa-men, aa-men, amen! ♪… ’cause you won’t care if it rains or freezes, long as your plastic jesus, sittin’ on the dashboard of your car! ♫

    Call NOW! and get a FREE! second Plastic Jesus™ for your RV or boat!*

    *(extra S&H charges may apply)

    [ahem] Sorry, I thought everybody knew by now that it’s best not to get me started.

    Blame it on mojo (#1)

  11. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm |

    OBoBo is YELLOW! Talk about artistic accuracy——–NAILED

    {…Yellow—-through and through….}

  12. kinlaw
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm |

    Caged, he won’t try to postpone the election, nor will he refuse to leave the White House if he is defeated.

    What we need to count on happening though, is he will refuse to accept the defeat, saying the election was stolen, and he did not lose.

    That is what worries me.

  13. tctsunami
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm |

    True art would be a minature bust of him in a mason jar with urine. Anyone got a small “o” statue, I’ve got the rest needed for my art project.

    Have fun at camp Geezerette, I’m heading up around the 13th next month.

  14. geezerette
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:42 pm |

    ^^ Around the 13th hmmm I wonder why that would be? ^^^ Good luck tctsunami— our niece bagged her first last week end with the bow— she “dressed” it her self and all — Yooper girls Rock!!!

  15. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 3:44 pm |

    Not only yellow ^(11)^, but like the real Uhbama, it must be ‘cool’, and like the real Uhbama (who is that?) it melts and goes all to pieces when the heat is on.

  16. Stick
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:13 pm |

    Hadda post dis:

    Cool Hand Luke ~ Plastic Jesus

    http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=cool+hand+luke+plastic+jesus&tnr=21&vid=&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DU.4780569967132696%26pid%3D15.1&tit=Plastic+Jesus+%28Lyrics%29+-+Cool+Hand+Luke+-+Paul+Newman

  17. Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:24 pm |

    The butter in Last Tango in Paris had a better destiny.

  18. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 4:47 pm |

    How long before we are told we are to worship his image or be thrown into the fiery furnace?

  19. SherryM
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm |

    One thing they both have in common.. They are both fat heads.

  20. SherryM
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm |

    Oh and I’m not dipping My lobster in that!

  21. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 7:44 pm |

    I can’t believe it’s not butter the…….PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

  22. mech
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 8:29 pm |

    In how many axes does the object spin?
    And at what velocity?
    Oh to see it greeted fully by an algore flamfirmation.

  23. accipiter NW
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm |

    Oh sure! It’s butter, which comes from cows…. At least on the surface.

  24. Merovign
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 10:04 pm |

    What a waste.

  25. geezerette
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 6:04 am |

    Remember the Little Black Sambo story??????

  26. Posted October 27, 2012 at 6:26 am |

    geezerette: I remember it, but shhhhh! It’s not politically correct anymore.

  27. geezerette
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 6:40 am |

    I know Hog it took me this long to get the guts to comment. I’m leaving for the woods so I got brave. Blame it on tourette’s.

  28. geezerette
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 7:20 am |

    I would be the first to scold someone else who did that—-if you want to be respected you have to be respectful—just having the title does not give you the right —— he has not errrrrned it.

  29. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 7:33 am |

    Hunh …
    prob’ly oleo anyhows.

    (What? Yeah, Missy beat me to it, kind’a.)

    Stick (16)
    Thanks, I’d totally forgotten about that.

  30. Posted October 27, 2012 at 9:30 am |

    Just the thing to put on toast, which is what he’ll be come November.

  31. Rededmonds
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 11:25 am |

    Guess it does make it easier to get his head up his butt…

  32. Posted October 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm |

    ‘Over Oleomargarine
    I’ll never mutter,
    For the road to hell
    Is paved with butter’.

    Especially this particular butter right here.

  33. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 1:01 pm |

    LOL@Rededmonds (31)!!!

  34. DougM (November is coming)
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm |

    head butt-er
    (What? Nah, just consolidating Jess, geez’te & Rededmonds.)

  35. Fat Baxter
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 7:08 pm |

    It’s part of a set. There’s also a sculpture of Michelle’s butt, carved in lard.

  36. PeggyU
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 8:21 pm |

    Turn the Wookie loose on it when nobody’s looking.

  37. Posted October 27, 2012 at 8:33 pm |

    There’s also a sculpture of Michelle’s butt, carved in lard.

    You just had to go ‘there’, didn’t you? (#35)

    I have several pounds of lard I’ve been trying to cook something with, butt now it’s going to remain on the shelf for an indefinite period.

    I hope you’re happy now. I hate you.

  38. Fat Baxter
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 8:37 pm |

    ^^ Hog — Just another service I provide. Glad to help.

  39. mech
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 8:44 pm |

    Oh man! Now I’m gonna be eating dry popcorn till after the election!!!!!!

    Maybe i can get by with coconut oil till this post falls to page two.

  40. Claire: pink pig with car keys living in an alternate universe
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 7:12 am |

    @6 – Naah — Obobo’s confident he’s got a Better Job awaiting him after this gig…

    He’s thinkin’ UN, baybee….

    @25, 26 – [Little Black Sambo was an Indian (dot, not feather) just as Little Black Obobo is mostly Honkey/Arab -- so *p00f* Not Raaaacist!

    well ...not in any important way...]

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