tomorrow’s headline today

19 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 10:28 pm |

    Got it TUA, well done!!! :-D

  2. accipiter NW
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 10:29 pm |

    Been hoping and praying that headline will be wrong. I would like to know by tomorrow at this time who the 45th POTUS is.

    If not, Nixon Obama resigns! (Say hello to Pres Biden)

  3. Dave
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 10:41 pm |

    Out here on the West Coast I’ll be having desert while watching Michelle Obama give her husbands’ concession speech. In Hawaii they’ll still be standing in line to vote when a poll worker will come out and say “move along, nothing to see now, the Obama’s will be moving here in a month or so.”

    It’s going to be a landslide seismic shift.

  4. mech
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm |

    Either way, a meteorite on the precedent’s location would seal the deal nicely so we have no zombama stalking around to gum up the works of the New Administration of wisdom, common sense and experience.

    That will lull me to sleep.

  5. LLoyd
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm |

    Welcome, President Mitt Romney
    By QUIN HILLYER on 11.5.12 @ 6:10AM

    Mitt Romney will be the next president of the United States. Paul Ryan, as vice president, will be breaking lots of 50-50 tie votes in the Senate. Bank on it.

    (Romney’s) stump speech has been sharper, his demeanor uplifting, his personal decency on display, and his deep love of these United States abundantly clear. And his running mate, Paul Ryan, has demonstrated knowledge, competence, can-do optimism and, yes, compassion, throughout an impressive first run on a national ticket.

    For all those reasons, conservatives and independents who want a new and promising direction for the country they love can join Ryan in saying, yes, indeed, “we can do this. We can do this. We… can do this, now.”

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  6. kinlaw
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm |

    I am more than a bit nervous about this.

    Ready to celebrate though.

  7. Spin
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 4:36 am |

    Absolutely great picture TUA.

    Too bad the dem actually won that year. At least Truman wasn’t the worse we’ve seen.

  8. JoeBandmember®
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 6:17 am |

    Still terrified of a second term for the DalaiBama.

    On pins and needles all day here, boss.

  9. Posted November 6, 2012 at 6:23 am |

    I’m seriously thinking about taking a whole sleeping pill, which I haven’t done for many months, or more like a year. Been up all night and I’m exhausted.

    Been at least several weeks since I’ve had even a fourth of one, but enough is enough. This shit is driving me crazy.

    Yeah, think I’ll pop Gran Torino in the player and get some beauty sleep. Guuuuulp… Oops!… better feed the kittehs first. There…

    Wake me when it’s over.

  10. Posted November 6, 2012 at 6:41 am |

  11. Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:27 am |

    A comment over at Huffington Post:

    HUFFPOST SUPER USER
    Jeffreygeez

    ” This is the rich white guy’s with grey wrinkled skin which crawls at the thought of a black man in “their” white house last stand in the America they once ruled, time and the math are against them.. “

    Link

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:27 am |

    An uneasy calm has settled over the tortured land of Mordor, as two small figures begin their final ascent to the Cracks of Doom….

  13. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:49 am |

    Obama voter spotted leaving voting station:

    http://news.discovery.com/earth/2012/08/07/ashy-sheep.jpg

  14. geezerette
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 8:50 am |

    #12 brings to mind the story about Obama’s ring—

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:38 am |

    ^ Don’t remember it — dare I ask?

  16. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:45 am |

    There are erroneous stories out about Romney substantially ahead in early Ohio voting. The stories are based on a mistake of fact, not procedure; we actually do not know anything about the real votes yet.

    However: there is this, which if accurate, shows some promise.
    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2012/11/06/Ohio-Early-Vote-Down-4-1-In-Blue-Counties-Up-14-4-In-Red

    Meanwhile, since everything is so tense, here’s some creepy humor to lighten the day (sort of) — yet another Biden Moment*:
    http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2012/11/06/aww-yeah-biden-woos-the-ladies-drops-hints-about-16-run-while-he-votes/

    * I’m thinking this could be a new thing for the vocabulary. For example if one has done something particularly stupid or crass one can say, “Sorry, I’m having a Biden Moment.”

  17. geezerette
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm |

    # 15 He’s suppose to be wearing a Muslim ring on his wedding ring finger that he’s been wearing for more years than he’s been married.. you should be able to find the story on line– I think it was on the Blaze— a few weeks ago–

  18. geezerette
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 12:51 pm |

    # 15 Second try— right place this time— The story about his ring is on Snope and a few others–

  19. mojo
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm |

    “November is HERE.”