America is now a fixer-upper.


  1. Fat Baxter
    Posted November 8, 2012 at 9:38 pm |

    You can’t fix stupid, but you can take the stupid genes out of the gene pool.

  2. Buzz
    Posted November 8, 2012 at 10:07 pm |

    Not sure I like the piss we’re swimming in, Bax.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 8, 2012 at 11:15 pm |

    Maybe we should ‘fix it’ by giving Commander Benghazi the economy he wants. Dem donations are public records, as are owners of businesses. Make the link, publicize their leanings, don’t buy from them, as well don’t buy anything not absolutely needed. Give Uhbama and his supporters the worst Black Friday in history – don’t buy anything. The MSM hides much of Uhbama’s dirt, but they always talk about the retail outlook as Christmas approaches.
    Maybe we could give them something to talk about. Along with that, we’re going to see a wave of layoffs, cancelled contracts and other business/employment bad news in the next two months that the Uhbamunists managed to postpone until after elections. I think I will even go so far as to return mail solicitations for charity with a note recommending they get it from Uhbama’s stash.
    Try to barter with contractors to keep tax revenues down. Coward/Piven the government and anybody who supported Uhbama.
    They’ve shit in their hats; now pull it down over their ears.

  4. Posted November 9, 2012 at 2:10 am |

    dick, not quite dead white guy (3)

    I am shocked! SHOCKED, I tell you, to hear such words coming from your previously reticent keyboard!

    Okay, now tell me what I’ve won, Jay!

    Please tell me it’s a brand new one of these mothers…


    This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

  5. Stick
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 5:23 am |

    Y’all see this?
    Apparently the smarty-pants Salt Lake crowd screwed up the get out the vote & 3 million registered Republicans didn’t vote.

    Breitbart has more

  6. LostLiberty
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 7:30 am |

    I was officially reclassified yesterday. Doing the same work, but with a less technical job description. The 10 other people who were re-classed are all retirees with our own Tricare Prime insurance…Coincidence?
    Thankful I still have a job, but after doing the math, I’ll be making less than I was when I was originally promoted.

  7. mech
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 7:41 am |

    Thanks, Stick. It is good information of bad operations.

    I have been an election official for nearly 20 years and my sites always ran well and tight. This week I even got high compliments from the Dem Challengers and District Attorney’s Office representative.

    In the coming months and years I may have to consider infiltrating our ailing Repub party to work on improvements from the inside and drive a van for the next election instead of running a voting center. Maybe we all could. . .

    All I got from the local ‘victory center’ were appeals to make phone calls even though I volunteered to deliver and post signs (I didn’t see more than a handful around town and I think people had to buy those from out of town. Same with bumper stickers, Mine I bought from the state party HQ, and never did find a Romney-Ryan sticker in person for my truck)

    The Tea Party here is enthusiastic but small–maybe too many thinking someone else will take care of carrying signs and fighting the fight. I could have done more there, too.

    If you want the job done right, do it yourself. And bring others along even if you have to pick them up with a promise of dinner to get them there.

  8. Freddie Sykes
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 9:01 am |

    Stick (5), GOTV efforts are for wussys. You are supposed to have the sense to get out your own freaking vote. People should register as Democrats if they need reminders.

  9. geezerette
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 9:39 am |

    Here’s my advice— join a union and learn how to build bridges , make roads,put up wind mills,and solar roofs, have an arooogala garden, grow popcorn along with corn for fuel, marry who ever you want, grow a lot of pot and smoke A LOT of it. Stuff whatever money you have left in your mattress for the time when your body parts quit functioning and pot doesn’t help anymore. At least you’ll have something comfy to lay on.
    I’d like to know who’s using who Obama the unions or the unions using Obama? Welcome to the new Union States of America. USA USA— the URO big government socialist states— Good bye to the free enterprise capitalism and the constitution.

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 10:44 am |

    We gotta fix #stupid and govt: in much the same way you’d fix a cat.

  11. Posted November 9, 2012 at 12:48 pm |

    Hog #4… Already gotz one, but you probably knew that…..

  12. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 9, 2012 at 8:34 pm |

    ^Wollf (11) Jeezu flip man, if I saved and bought one, I couldn’t afford to shoot it. Well, maybe once a year – if you let me.
    Anyhow… I’m too decrepit to even carry the thing, nevermind work the four lb. bolt. You enjoy it. Good hunting or engine block busting or building demolition or whatever you do with it. ;>)

  13. Posted November 10, 2012 at 10:12 pm |

    ^ dick, not quite dead white guy

    I think I saw somewhere where you could get the ammo in armor piercing, incendiary tracer for ‘only’ about $4.80/rnd. Even cheaper less expensive if you get 1,000 or more.

    Barely more than a month till Christmas. If one were to starting writing Santa right now, they could end up with a helluva surprise in their stocking!