today’s food it’s not what’s for lunch


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bonus fun fact:

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), the Islamic civil rights organization, found in its 2012 presidential exit poll that more than 85% of American Muslims voted for President Barack Obama

31 Comments!

  1. Brad
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 9:36 am |

    Let’s not forget our Jewish friends observe this rule as well.

    Difference is…

    I doubt they are asking others to live by their rules.

  2. JoeBandMember
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 9:37 am |

    I wondered why they left a dead pig at Romney HQ.

  3. Michael K.
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 9:42 am |

    Too bad Sandra Fluke can’t use pork chops for birth control.

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:15 am |

    Brad, if the Jews start telling me what to eat or not I’ll bitch about it then, too.

    Oh yea, Bloomberg

  5. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:21 am |

    The smells of broccoli and squash make me nauseous,
    so knock it off, vegans.

    Oh, and my religionness forbids the eating of dog.
    Hear that, Barry?

  6. mech
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:29 am |

    A good situation for the use of Tactical Bacon

    Or ship them more SPAM.

    The stuff in the can.

    And the song.

    Hey, Monty Python came from there and ridicule is an effective method of dealing with such nonsense.

  7. Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:45 am |

    Pork rind party in the lobby

  8. bocopro
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:48 am |

    Frighteningly reminiscent of Chamberlain’s little piece of paper which was to ensure “peace in our time,” ain’t it?

    A bit like a certain Kenyan I know about who believes that the US national anthem is too militaristic and that rendering honors to the flag could be interpreted as imperialistic by some nations.

    Some people just have strange devices for convincing others that they are mucking forons. That piece of paper clearly says

    KICK ME !!

  9. Posted November 11, 2012 at 10:48 am |

    I have a question. She asks that “everyone respects this rule.”

    So which is it, a request for consideration, or a rule?

    And what happens if you bring some bacon into the company lunch room. Are you in need of discipline, or merely inconsiderate?

    Would somebody contact Kathy for some clarification?

    Bet you a bacon/lettuce/tomato sandwich she splutters if you do.

  10. geezerette
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:06 am |

    If you have any questions please do not hesitate to let me know. Kindest regards———–Here’s mine WTF?????????

    Way off subject—- but— does anyone else but me miss Miss Melissa?

  11. rickn8or
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:18 am |

    Might make an interesting court case and civil suit, company imposing dietary restrictions on employees due to religious belief. I liken it to state governments prohibiting concealed carry in places of worship.

    Miz Melissa is alive, well and vocal on FaceBook. This weekend she’s moving from ??? to ??? so if you avoid manual labor like I do, you might want to keep your distance.

  12. F.U.S.K.
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:18 am |

    Bet she has a “coexist” sticker on her Volvo.

  13. PeggyU
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:37 am |

    Hey, well Los Angeles just asked its residents to go entirely meatless on Mondays – to protect the environment.

  14. geezerette
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:46 am |

    #11 Thank you———- so — she’s one of us Face Bookers eh? It’s nice to know “things” are good for her. I miss her.

  15. RonF
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:56 am |

    I left them an e-mail asking if this was true. You can contact them at customerservices@boohoo.com.

  16. Posted November 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm |

    Did somebody say “Coexist”?

    Photobucket

  17. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 12:45 pm |

    I love the smell of bacon cooking in the breakroom microwave.

  18. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 1:05 pm |

    So,
    if they object to other employees eating pork in their presence,
    why are they still employed there?
    Isn’t intolerance forbidden under “the rules?”
    I’d say that their workplace intolerance is intolerable.

  19. geezerette
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 1:21 pm |

    C’mon man— Our #1 President says ” Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance”.

  20. JoeBandMember®
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 3:32 pm |

    Coming soon to a company near you.

  21. logdogsmith
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm |

    For the last year I have been wanting to get into farming for profit with the minimal amount of land required. I figured raising pigs would be pretty good. Last month I met a young lady who’s family owns a pig farm that is not in production and they might lease it out.

    I have a name for my farm. Crusader Farms.

  22. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 4:32 pm |

    They can have my bacon when they pry it out of my cold dead hands.

  23. Lance
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 4:49 pm |

    At first I though it was a strangely worded notice.
    Then I realized that she was most likely a kollitch
    gradulate & I think that they’re trained to communicatethat way!

    What Walt (9) said about ‘everyone respects this rule‘!
    I think they’re taught to communicate that way so it sounds so
    friendly & considerate but there’s a word or two in there to nail
    you with if you should not ‘respect’ the rules! And of course they
    would never use words like, ‘violate’ or ‘disobey’ or ‘ignore’!
    Those words might offend you & make you feel discriminated upon!
    This latest election has demonstrated to my complete satisfaction
    what this nicey-nice way of treating peeps has brought about in our
    society with all the considerate comments by the libtards & leftists
    towards the Repubs, patriots, conservatives, Tea Partiers, etc.

  24. Posted November 11, 2012 at 7:00 pm |

    I’d be coming in every morning smelling of fried bacon; every lunch I’d be going to get myself a bacon sandwich while absorbing the smell of fried bacon at the restaurant. I’d find and wear bacon-scented cologne; I’d wear a tie that had a bacon pattern on it; I’d make sure my mouse-pad was shaped like a pork chop…my screen-saver would be Porky Pig or Piglet.

    Hey, boss, you said ‘eating’; you said nothing about apparel, body-scents, or cubicle decorations.

  25. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 8:12 pm |

    more than 85% of American Muslims voted for President Barack Obama
    That’s only fair. 100% of President Barack Hussein Uhbama voted for Muslims.

  26. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 8:48 pm |

    Hey geezerette!
    *waves*
    Exhausted and busir’n a one armed paperhanger…. but still suckin’ air!
    I was havin’ fits over this last week and was having a EVRY difficult time dealing with the fact that the MFCS who are the “gimmes” took the election.
    I was reeling from the shock. I couldn’t even speak to my mom…
    I am heartbroken and I keep hearing Margaret Thatcher’s (I think?) words run through my head…
    “The problem with socialism is that eventually, you run out of other people’s money”.
    I am hoping to have everything set up this next week and hope to return to normal posting.
    I can post on FB from my phone, so it is a lot faster and easier than trying to get online as I slog through trying to get everything set up :)

  27. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:18 pm |

    Glad to hear you’re suckin air and carryin on, MinT!

    Blessings upon your new home.

  28. Lance
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 10:05 am |

    Nate (24), loved your comments, but HR would nail you
    6 ways from sunday for ‘hurting their feelwin’s’ by forcin’
    those poor widdle muzzies to even have to ‘see or smell’
    eebill baconz! One word you used I doan unnerstan’.
    You said ‘sandwich’, did you mean ‘sammich’??

  29. geezerette
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 11:28 am |

    No wonder there’s a shortage of pork in England.
    *waves back* Miz Melissa–

  30. PeggyU
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 2:35 am |

    Melissa – Here’s hoping that all of your sucky years were folded up and crammed into this one, and that the new year will bring nothing but good your way!

    Oh, and that you know where your can opener is. :)

  31. geezerette
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 8:35 am |

    ^^^ and your cork screw^^